Hello All I'm a noob here [Archive]

Fookin Flappy

Mar 13th, 2003, 09:30 PM

Hi I just wanted to introduce myself. I'm 23 and I live in Florida. I love reading all your posts. I hope to have fun here. :p

Rongi

Mar 13th, 2003, 09:33 PM

GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD.

YOU'VE MOCKED ME FOR THE LAST TIME :suicide.

Professor Cool

Mar 13th, 2003, 09:43 PM

Welcome Stranger,

We love you! :(

Fookin Flappy
Fookin Flappy
I hope youll be fuckin happy
When you here this tune
Go boom boom boom
We hope you stay awhile
Watch out for cynical dave, hes a pedafile

Rongi

Mar 13th, 2003, 09:44 PM

I want a song >:

Esuohlim

Mar 13th, 2003, 09:46 PM

I find it discriminating to give some people songs and others none, Professor Cool. I thought we were best friends. :(

Fookin Flappy

Mar 13th, 2003, 09:48 PM

That song was sweet, brought a tear to my eye. Not only that but you've decoded the mastermine behind my name. Ah, I like it here already ;)

Professor Cool

Mar 13th, 2003, 10:18 PM

dammit more songs to make

Hey Looks its rongi
he likes pastrami
What are we gonna do
Milhouse backwards
is esuohlim forwards
What are we gonna do

i promise ill make a better one, but professor cool has chronic diareeah :( . Catch you all on the flip side!!!

Rongi

Mar 13th, 2003, 10:20 PM

Captain Robo

Mar 13th, 2003, 10:27 PM

DO WE NEED A HUGE BRIGHT RED/YELLOW BANNER THAT SAYS DO NOT INTRODUCE YOURSELF, YOU NOOB!

Professor Cool

Mar 13th, 2003, 10:31 PM

Hey dont be mean captain robo

you already got YOUR song

Command Prompt

Mar 13th, 2003, 10:35 PM

I missed it. Was it

GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY
I AM CAPTAIN ROBO AND I AM
GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY
AND ALSO A FAT BLACK WOMAN

Fookin Flappy

Mar 13th, 2003, 10:38 PM

Im a noob, Im a noob
It rhymes with boob
I got those too..
I'm just a lil noob
hi how are you?
Are you nice to noobs, are you mean to noobs, accept me for I am a noob! :p

it rhymed... :)

Professor Cool

Mar 13th, 2003, 11:01 PM

:bestthread
:(

Skulhedface

Mar 14th, 2003, 01:14 AM

STOP WITH THE FUCKING "HI I'M NEW" THREADS BEFORE I ANALLY RAPE YOU WITH A USED CRUCIFIX.

By the way, where's MY song?

Command Prompt

Mar 14th, 2003, 02:07 AM

so whats the difference between a new crucafix and a used one?

Skulhedface

Mar 14th, 2003, 02:10 AM

Someone else was already anal raped with the used one. DUH :rolleyes You will be anally impaled by a cross ENCRUSTED WITH OLD POOP HAHAHAAAAA

Mar 14th, 2003, 05:55 AM

Is anyone else getting pretty fucking goddamn sick of hearing the word "n00b" and all its various variations?

No offense to Noob3. I never get tired of hearing his name. :(

MrAdventure

Mar 14th, 2003, 06:18 AM

I'M TIRED OF THE INTERNET'S AVERAGE USER, PERIOD.

GothNAPrepsBody

Mar 14th, 2003, 07:13 AM

You just broke a big rule but before i bitch you out welcome
Now Im a newb to but STOP PUTTING ALL THESE FUCKING IM NEW POSTS NOBODY GIVES A SHIT

CynicalDave

Mar 14th, 2003, 07:22 AM

STFU U STUPID NOOB

Rule #1 of this board (i learned the hard way) :DONT TELL PEOPLE YOUR A NOOB, OR THEY WILL SLAUGHTER

:newbie

Fookin Flappy

Mar 14th, 2003, 07:28 AM

That's all the fun. See your having fun making fun of my newbyism. :bestthread

LegoLars

Mar 14th, 2003, 10:34 AM

WELCOME TO THE BOARD! :)

I CAN ONLY SAY IT ON MY BEHALF, BUT WTF IM SURE THAT IT WILL BE ENOUGH :)

POST MANY INTERESTING TOPICS NOW WILLYA! :)

I DO ENJOY THESE "HI IM NEW THREADS!" :)

THREADS! :)

starz

Mar 14th, 2003, 12:05 PM

professor cool i want a song :(

Spectre X

Mar 14th, 2003, 01:49 PM

I want a song too. :(

DonkeyMolester

Mar 14th, 2003, 02:03 PM

I want a life >:

kellychaos

Mar 14th, 2003, 02:11 PM

Someone else was already anal raped with the used one. DUH :rolleyes You will be anally impaled by a cross ENCRUSTED WITH OLD POOP HAHAHAAAAA

Skulhedface cyber-kicked me in the testicles with a used boot. It wasn't so bad ... in fact, I kinda liked it :)

sadie

Mar 14th, 2003, 06:35 PM

donkeyboy, i so have you all figured out.

Professor Cool

Mar 14th, 2003, 06:49 PM

okay i write up some new tunes, as for you fookin, if your gonna introduce yourself, do it with some class. Just dont say your new and you love the site. Or else your just asking for it, like Red_Forman :(

Fookin Flappy

Mar 14th, 2003, 06:56 PM

:tear Prof. Cool, is that you in that chicken scratched picture? :)

Professor Cool

Mar 14th, 2003, 07:15 PM

St4r|z|
St4r|z|
The universe is made of St4r|z|
And planets like mars
Im not good at making songs about people i barely know
but i do it just for show
Now spectre x
spectre x
spectre x
what a vex
without spectre x

And now for the rest of you
hey look it's (your name here) on the scene
he cool, but could be mean
you think he/she is just a dream
but look out, your gonna get creamed

(your name here) doesnt refer to cynical dave or anyone else who acts like the shitpile he is, they are weaklings

FROM NOW ON NO MORE PERSONAL SONGS, but ill song about anything else :)

Skulhedface

Mar 14th, 2003, 07:20 PM

Skulhedface cyber-kicked me in the testicles with a used boot. It wasn't so bad ... in fact, I kinda liked it

And now that I got that out of my system, I like you again :)

Professor Cool

Mar 14th, 2003, 09:00 PM

starz

Mar 14th, 2003, 09:04 PM

wee i have a song :)

n0skillz gamer

Mar 15th, 2003, 12:54 AM

I WANT A FUCKING DOLLAR! >:

Fookin Flappy

Mar 15th, 2003, 10:50 AM

That's me from my wonderyears, when i was only 26!!! I know i looked retarded!!!

Now i got a beard and look like Teddy Katzynski

I give you a picture but, i dont own an scanner or and camrea, being a keyboardist isnt a well paying job :(

Well your professor cool so that means it's ok :( Very lovely self-portrait.. If I wasn't inflicted with the computer literacy of an 8 year old I might post my own :(