Conquering the letter "I"

[Mockery]

Currently I-Mockery comes up on page 6 of a Google search for the letter "I". Soon, I will own the alphabet and the web shall grovel before me!

:imock

[MetalMilitia]

Page 6 :eek

TAKE THAT 'I-Logix: UML 2.0 based Model-Driven Development Software'!!

[Mockery]

Better yet, take that Star Wars: Episode I! >:

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I still can't say d ick.... >:

[Jixby Phillips]

dick ?

[kellychaos]

S-Sarcasm.

[evilmarshmellowpeep!]

*throws connfettie in the air and half spins a noise maker*

[Mr. Vagiclean]

*kills you then takes the fingers that you typed your name with then turns on the webcam and spells out LOL ansDSHT THEN*E**YE**************888

[evilmarshmellowpeep!]

*kills you then takes the fingers that you typed your name with then turns on the webcam and spells out LOL ansDSHT THEN*E**YE**************888can you please translate that into english?

[Mr. Vagiclean]

holy shit okay look i really didn't mean it i am seeing where you are coming from. next thing i know i will be "translating" it and bam i mean i seen it happen look i will cut you a deal *RUNS* LOOO

[rockets redglare]

Take that, ColinMochrie.com !

[Mike]

Currently I-Cockery appears on random pages in google searches for the letters "S", "T", "F" and "U"! Clearly this is an indication that my obsession with blue cereal has led me to WORLD DOMINATION!!!!111

:wank :wank :wank :wank

[MetalMilitia]

I dont get it

[Legion]

Well Mr. Militia it’s like this…

Mr. Mockery first made an enthusiastic comment about his website, which I’m sure he has much pride over.

Then a bunch of other members of this board made random comments about this, that, and the other thing, which may or may not have been related to the topic at hand.

Then I’m guessing that Mr. Mike was irritated at Mr. Mockery’s comment, and made the comparison that Mr. Mockery’s previous comment was nothing more than pointless masturbation. And posted said comment in a delightful quote edit form for all to enjoy.

Then you stated you didn’t get it, and then I explained it to you.

Hope that clears everything up.

[Helm]

are you many

[Legion]

We are...

[FS]

have you read the necronomicon it is a very powerful book, not for foolish mortals

[MetalMilitia]

:lol

[Seven Force]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/SevenForce/picklemanstand.bmp

[Helm]

Hey guess what sevenforce likes

[Seven Force]

That should be an emoticon. >:

[Helm]

you mean this? :picklehat

[Seven Force]

But it's PICKLEMAN! In 8-bit. :(

[King Hadas]

Shouldn't you be working on Kid Chameleon 2.

[Zbu Manowar]

Or the newly retconned Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen in which Jimmy viciously beats Superman with a Kryptonite Dildo? Come on, the comic code is down, might as well get on with it.

[Legion]

Mr. FS, this necronomicon that you speak of is merely a myth and only has existed in the warped imagination of Mr. Lovecraft and other misguided souls that believe his stories to be the truth. We certainly hope you are not one of those sorry individuals. And if you are, I hope Legion has not destroyed your fantasies.

We are curious however to know what is Mr. Force’s obsession with Megaman. This video game series was hardly ground breaking and its popularity is completely baffling, let alone why people consider it a classic.

Now the 1982 classic by Stern known as “Frenzy” that was a classic.

And it’s a well known fact that Jimmy Olsen was a homosexual.

[FS]

no no the necromonicon was real, I own it and do spells a lot

klaatu barada nikto

[HickMan]

chitty chitty bang bang :eek

[kellychaos]

Necktie!

[Mockery]

HEY GUYS, CAN I QUOTE EVIL DEAD TOO?

ER WAIT! I'VE GOT SOME EVEN BETTER QUOTES! FROM MONTY PYTHON HOLY GRAIL!

"I'M NOT DEAD YET!"

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

CAN I BE IN THE CLUB NOW GUYS?

HELLO?

GUYS???????

:tear

[FS]

actually I was quoting the day the earth stood still, sorry

[Helm]

Hey Legion. Can you dance?

[Legion]

When the situation calls for such an act, we have been known to indulge in the motor coordinated skill known as dancing.

Particularly with someone of the opposite gender or perhaps in some sort of urban contest in which wild moves are used as a peaceful substitute for guns and busting caps at one’s enemies.

[Helm]

Okay that answers my question. Shut up now.

[Legion]

Sorry Mr. Helm, but we're afraid we can't do that...

You may want to ask someone more willing to perform that function though.

[Esuohlim]

Haha that's cute. Can you say it in rainbow colors now? :eek

[Helm]

Hey legion, you're ok. This board's seen much worse. One thing you can do to fuck it up though, is overpost. Please don't.

[Dr. V]

Currently I-Mockery comes up on page 6 of a Google search for the letter "I". Soon, I will own the alphabet and the web shall grovel before me!

:imock

Yes but who will rule the alphabits?

[Mr. Oysterhead]

I think you're a bit late with that.

[Dr. V]

I think you're a bit shut the hell up.

[kellychaos]

When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way
From your first cigarette to your last dyin' day!
When you're a Jet, let 'em do what they can
You've got brothers around, you're a family man!
You're never alone, you're never disconnected, you're home with your own
When company's expected, you're well-protected!
Then you are set with a capital J
Which you'll never forget till they cart you away
When you're a Jet you stay a Jet