Blade Trinity

[Anonymous]

This may very well be the greatest movie ever made. It's like the producers decided after the second movie to just hand the franchise over to someone like me. It was just crammed full of the kind of stuff that made me love Freddy vs. Jason. And after that, there was a bunch of stuff that was so goofy that you know the director thought this whole project was a joke. And Ryan Reynolds' (whom my brother simply referred to as "the guy from Van Wilder") character acted like he wasn't buying any of the stupid crap that was going on in the movie, saying a ton of remarks (including one of the funniest insults I've heard in a while) that were so stupid and inane that they actually became funny again, much like how a pendulum will swing past the lowest point and go higher still. In short, it's like nobody involved with the film gave a damn. I can't wait for Blade 4.

[Anonymous]

And for some reason, Patton Oswalt is in this movie.

[the_dudefather]

i am just going to say this movie displeased my eyes and ears.

that is all.

[darkvare]

i loved pac-man :)

[executioneer]

is that a non sequitur or is pacman really in this movie

[darkvare]

there is a yellow color like vampire dog, called pac-man he opens his mouth like the bad dude in the second movie.

[Royal Tenenbaum]

Patton Oswalt gave me jelly-beans. :)

[HickMan]

I heard that they pulled IPod advertisements out of their butt in that movie. I want to see it :(

[Emu]

They have several glory shots of the one chick whose name I forgot putting on her IPod in slow motion like it would cure her vampire cancer.

[HickMan]

lol :(

[the_dudefather]

They have several glory shots of the one chick whose name I forgot putting on her IPod in slow motion like it would cure her vampire cancer.

followed by the incredibly tired 'beckoning' motion (made popular by the matrix and peadophiles)

[Ninjavenom]

I agree. This movie was a lot of fun, because is was obviously made just so people could say "Blade Trilogy". Even though i know some people here hate the blade movies, i liked the first two, but i can admit when hollywood is giving us a rough fuck in the ass.

[liquidstatik]

Yeah, the IPod plugs were awesome. :lol:(

[liquidstatik]

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