lol i was a jerk to sam's girlfriend on aim last night

[Anonymous]

apparently, anyway, according to this im window i see before me

[executioneer]

well you should knock it off man being a jerk isnt nice!

[Sacks]

For sure. >:

[Matt Harty]

Post the alleged conversation plz

[Sojourn]

Some women seem to enjoy jerkhood. I've never gotten a decent answer as to "why."

[mburbank]

If it was aim, that might have been Sam's sock puppet, which is technically speaking not a girl.

[Dole]

I for one am anxious to ascertain whether it was Sam itself, or the girlfriend that deemed the conversation lol jerkesque.

[mburbank]

can you put quotes around "girlfriend"? 'Cause technically speaking? Putting your left hand in a sock doesn't make it a real person.

[Dole]

DONT BELITTLE SOCKY! SHE MIGHT HEAR with her floppy cloth ears.

[Anonymous]

sorry dole i did not mean you i meant sam teh gay furry (abbreviated to sam these days) whose real name isn't sam

[HickMan]

I've been a jerk to her before too :(. I told her that my vagina's a lot softer or something :(

[mburbank]

None of this changes the fact that Sam (Sspad) masturbates with hand puppet he thinks is his girlfriend.

[sspadowsky]

I split up with the sock. She's not taking it well, and now she's turning up all over the house, and in the strangest places. Please respect both my privacy and hers. :(

[nothing4buddha]

jerk :( :runsawayintears

[Sam]

This thread says Sam alot. :(

[Dole]

Its a fine name. I had it first , and you don't have it at all apparently.