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CynicalDave
Mar 14th, 2003, 07:04 AM
Ok, so this Ben guy is all popular and shit.....he has a girlfriend and hes on the swim team...well his life is ruined when some psyco slut named Madison decided that she wants Ben.....so Ben decided to cheat on his girlfriend with the slut madison...then he goes crazy. She starts to believe that she is his GF and that they are married and shit. Then things go bad with Swimming cause crazy maddi decides to slip Ben some steriods because he was a dickless bastard who didnt want to date her. So Ben gets kicked off the team. Then his GF Dumps him. Then she gets ran over. Then Maddi poses as a nurse to try and kill dumb GF. Then Ben becomes Watson. He finds out that mad madi fucks up every guy she meets. Then she gets arrested cause shes a dumb bitch. Then she shoots up sum cops. Then she pushes GF into pool...then she falls in like a dumbass...AND THEN SHE DROWNS :LOL

THE END
glowbelly
Mar 14th, 2003, 10:38 AM
that's not a review, it's a synopsis. a synopsis that belongs in the movie forum. >:
you are a dumb dumb chicken bum.

fatsatan: change the link in his sig to something that will amuse me for him using up your bandwidth. like a picture of your penis. ;)
FartinMowler
Mar 14th, 2003, 10:41 AM
Why his penis? Why not his elbow or his forehead or his nose?
FS
Mar 14th, 2003, 10:54 AM
Well, it's not mine, but I still had this on my server from the last time someone tried using a picture of mine for their posting account.
glowbelly
Mar 14th, 2003, 10:57 AM
hooray :) thank you :)
starz
Mar 14th, 2003, 11:59 AM
thanks cynicaldave for that 20 sec movie review :)
Protoclown
Mar 14th, 2003, 12:06 PM
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Jebus
Mar 21st, 2003, 01:30 AM
It was good but lacking in the finish. They did a GREAT job of portraying williams as a very disturbed man I beleived him capable of killign the hsuband, and i still think he should have for the movie to have concluded better. The ending is too sudden and too perfect. Nothing bad actually happens to anyone but Cy, and that is kinda stupid as it completely ruins the aura of evil/menace he had.
Zbu Manowar
Mar 21st, 2003, 10:24 PM
I think it'd be better if they just left the script in the pool.