View Full Version : i haven't done this in awhile
glowbelly
Mar 14th, 2003, 10:41 AM
who has been skinnydipping before?
slavemason
Mar 14th, 2003, 10:45 AM
Sure, it's simple. Take off your clothes and jump in the water. Have one of your friends take pictures and post them here. We'll tell you if you're doing it right.
FartinMowler
Mar 14th, 2003, 10:47 AM
One time when I was in band camp.
The problem with swimming in a lake in Canada is that the lake is layered in Goose poop so isn't very clean.
We also have leaches.
mburbank
Mar 14th, 2003, 10:48 AM
it cannot touch your earth water
glowbelly
Mar 14th, 2003, 11:00 AM
um the "haven't done this in awhile" thing was referring to starting a topic because, well, i haven't done it in awhile (start a topic, not sex, you perverts).
soundtest
Mar 14th, 2003, 11:23 AM
:love
i can't swim :(
glowbelly
Mar 14th, 2003, 11:52 AM
learn. it's my most favorite thing to do. i love water. i'm attracted to it. i wanna whole huge shower room when i grow up and get my mansion. all mine, mine, mine.
starz
Mar 14th, 2003, 11:57 AM
our city pool in or town we can't use... Last year it was shut down for 1 month because of some little kid had feces in the pool. and the year before that the pool was extremely green, you couldnt even see the bottom. I'll stay to my own kiddie pool :)
http://images.andale.com/f2/105/105/7860589/1015287739162_whalepool.jpg[/img]
Protoclown
Mar 14th, 2003, 12:04 PM
I go skinny dipping every time I take a shower. :rolleyes
slavemason
Mar 14th, 2003, 12:05 PM
Wednesdays and Saturdays?
Protoclown
Mar 14th, 2003, 12:08 PM
The first Wednesday and last Saturday of the month, yeah. :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes
mburbank
Mar 14th, 2003, 12:22 PM
This one time? I was going to 'skinny dip'? But I got all flustered and confused? And I tried to get the water's clothes off? Which was impossible as it turns out. And then the cops are all like, "You have the right to remain silent agin, Mr. Burbank"
I'll tell you one thing, though. Bailbondsmen? Pretty cool people.
James
Mar 14th, 2003, 12:27 PM
When I'm in water, I just flop around like a retarded kid. So I consider that sort of swimming, as I'm moving in the water and not drowning.
As for skinny dipping, no. Not that I'd ever have anyone to do it with anyway. Not that I'd ever WANT anyone to do it with, anyway.
"Hey Bill! Let's get nekkid and swim around!"
slavemason
Mar 14th, 2003, 12:35 PM
I like to swim really fast when I'm skinny dipping so I can feel the current gently tugging on my penis. It's very nice.
However, my toes are so long that they ache afterward. Nobody gets it for free. >:
Protoclown
Mar 14th, 2003, 12:41 PM
I am uncomfortable with the idea of being in water that is taller than I am. :/
glowbelly
Mar 14th, 2003, 12:56 PM
but everybody floats. if you have any air in your lungs, you float.
Protoclown
Mar 14th, 2003, 01:00 PM
Yeah, but if you panic, you sink. I've never been around water much. I'm not SCARED of it, but I'm not going to go out of my way to get in it. I'll avoid it if I can, because it makes me uneasy. Plus I hate being wet.
My sister almost drowned when she was a kid.
glowbelly
Mar 14th, 2003, 01:04 PM
so did i.
the lifeguard had to rescue me because i was pulling myself out of the pool and my arms gave out and i smacked the underside of my chin on the side of the pool. i had to get 16 stitches. i was 3 and back in the water as soon as i was healed. :)
Protoclown
Mar 14th, 2003, 01:08 PM
I could probably deal with a swimming pool. But a lake or the ocean or anything deep enough that I can't see the bottom (or any giant sea monsters that are in it)...FUCK THAT!
But I just don't like the water much anyway, so I doubt I'll ever bother to learn how to swim.
I need SOLID GROUND underneath my feet. If I were meant to swim, I would have gills :(
soundtest
Mar 14th, 2003, 01:28 PM
when i was 10 i tried to impress this girl by jumping in her pool and i sliced my side open on her metal fence - she was freaking out and i was like no it's ok it looks worse than it is but she meant the blood in the pool :(
Anonymous
Mar 14th, 2003, 01:31 PM
She had a metal fence around her pool? :/
Was she a sim, and her owners trying to kill her? :(
Matt Harty
Mar 14th, 2003, 01:32 PM
Do it at night, alwyas at night. Don't wanna scare the children with my mondo shlong. :)
FartinMowler
Mar 14th, 2003, 01:33 PM
When I'm in water, I just flop around like a retarded kid
Why am I not surprised by this.
Anonymous
Mar 14th, 2003, 01:38 PM
Sidebar: Fartin's daughter does pretty much the same thing, only you replace "like" with "as." :)
soundtest
Mar 14th, 2003, 01:49 PM
it was actually a gate... i wanted a running start :melt
FS
Mar 14th, 2003, 02:06 PM
learn. it's my most favorite thing to do. i love water. i'm attracted to it. i wanna whole huge shower room when i grow up and get my mansion. all mine, mine, mine.
Me too! :) My dreamhouse has an enormous swimming pool - actually, one indoors and one outdoors - various showers, and small bubble baths. Water kicks ass.
And everything's painted bright pink, too. :love
Mockery
Mar 14th, 2003, 02:07 PM
Swimming pools are great... but I hate the ocean. You just don't know what else might be swimming around in there with you. I think the last time I went swimming in the ocean is when I went snorkeling and there was a HUGE shark headed my way. I swam as fast as I could back to the boat and that was it.
:notasharksammich.
kellychaos
Mar 14th, 2003, 03:01 PM
it was actually a gate... i wanted a running start :melt
Did you know you can get sued by someone if he drowns in your pool and you don't have a fence enclosing it? Hmmm ... makes about as much sense as getting sued for shooting a burglar. :/
starz
Mar 14th, 2003, 03:08 PM
She had a metal fence around her pool? :/
Was she a sim, and her owners trying to kill her? :(
I just delete the ladders and they die :)
noob3
Mar 14th, 2003, 03:10 PM
Rog, Sharks just don't attack random things, you pussy! You should of tried to ride it!
Ninjavenom
Mar 14th, 2003, 03:23 PM
I saw video where a guy rode a moose in his front yard. it was fucking hardcore. As for skinnydippin', never been. I do want one of those shower chambers though, with the multiple shower heads and the glass walls. :bling
McClain
Mar 14th, 2003, 04:00 PM
I've swam in the nude a few times in Hawaii. Got my groove on, too. All the townhouses in my neighborhood had pools and because we were on a hill the pool wasn't visible from the houses. I bet there's still a bunch of my baby batter caught in the drain.
LegoLars
Mar 14th, 2003, 05:46 PM
Im fat and have small penas, so i won't skinnydipp. :)
oh, gross! water is like pee!
davinxtk
Mar 14th, 2003, 06:12 PM
Last summer I went skinny dipping at like 2:00 in the afternoon on a public (and very clothed) beach with my girlfriend. It was fun, few people noticed us before we got into the water and once we were there, nobody knew we were naked, or that we were...
Nevermind.
Pub Lover
Mar 14th, 2003, 09:41 PM
...a lake or the ocean or anything deep enough that I can't see the bottom (or any giant sea monsters that are in it)...FUCK THAT!
...but I hate the ocean. You just don't know what else might be swimming around in there with you.
I think we should have a beach mock-meet, & force everyone to swim in the ocean. :)
Professor Cool
Mar 14th, 2003, 09:54 PM
Swimming pools are great... but I hate the ocean. You just don't know what else might be swimming around in there with you. I think the last time I went swimming in the ocean is when I went snorkeling and there was a HUGE shark headed my way. I swam as fast as I could back to the boat and that was it.
:notasharksammich.
I went swimming in lake michigan once, step on a needle
that ended my swimming career
and before some fag says it "no i wasnt infected with AIDS"
CaptainBubba
Mar 14th, 2003, 10:50 PM
Last summer I went skinny dipping at like 2:00 in the afternoon on a public (and very clothed) beach with my girlfriend. It was fun, few people noticed us before we got into the water and once we were there, nobody knew we were naked, or that we were...
Nevermind.
NO! YOU WEREN'T! Dude...may I just say...YOU RULE! :rock
On topic: This summer I'm going to swim alot. And I'm going to do some of it naked. And this time I'll remember not to hug anyone. Because they get too aroused and they just HAVE TO DO ME. :rock
sadie
Mar 15th, 2003, 01:25 AM
i did it one time at this private pool and the cops came and i had to climb a fence and run through the woods with my clothes and shoes in my arms. :(
glowbelly
Mar 15th, 2003, 07:03 PM
:eek davin :eek
davinxtk
Mar 16th, 2003, 11:39 PM
Hey there.
Dreg
Mar 17th, 2003, 12:09 AM
...well, anyway. I went skinny dipping once, but it was only because I forgot my trunks and I didn't want to get my boxers wet.
most of my friends wanted to leave... but I was the one who drove, so... yeah.
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