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Ninjavenom
Jan 16th, 2005, 03:55 AM
Howcome we don't have one of these yet?

Dilbert Series Boxed Set - Disc 3 - The Merger

:O

King Hadas
Jan 16th, 2005, 01:57 PM
Hellraiser: Hellseeker

and Bubba Hotep

N00bKill3R
Jan 16th, 2005, 02:04 PM
Shaolin Soccer

Mad Melvin
Jan 16th, 2005, 02:05 PM
Goodfellas

GADZOOKS
Jan 16th, 2005, 07:40 PM
Full Metal Jacket

then Clown'n Around with Bud Dwyer

the_dudefather
Jan 16th, 2005, 08:58 PM
commentary for a fish called wanda

ArrowX
Jan 16th, 2005, 08:59 PM
Tremors 2, RE:Apocalypse, Sealab 2021 vol. 1

ItalianStereotype
Jan 16th, 2005, 09:03 PM
I just finished Batman and am now putting in Electric Dragon 80,000 V

Callahan
Jan 16th, 2005, 09:39 PM
creepshow 2 and road to perdition

adept_ninja
Jan 16th, 2005, 10:30 PM
Hellraiser: Hellseeker

and Bubba Hotep
is bubba hotep any good?
Im watching Carnival

Pub Lover
Jan 16th, 2005, 10:59 PM
Jackie Chan Adventures. :lol

Rongi
Jan 16th, 2005, 11:03 PM
the golden globes

Big Papa Goat
Jan 16th, 2005, 11:08 PM
Home Movies season 1 dvd

Jixby Phillips
Jan 16th, 2005, 11:30 PM
Saturday Night Live hosted by Danny Devito and Rhea Perlman

There's a sketch in this episode about a bunch of people at disneyland who get stuck in It's a Small World Afterall, and the dolls become evil and turn on the guests. When one of them tries to escape and becomes electrocuted on the machinery, they chant ONE DOWN FOUR TO GO for a bit. Disneyland Security arrives, and they reveal that the whole park has turned evil.

I'm like, obsessed with this idea now. I want to go to disneyland now and ride every ride and imagine everything turning evil and killing everybody. I mean, the sketch wasnt that good, and I'm sure many people have thought of this idea, but I think its so great :(

EisigerBiskuit
Jan 17th, 2005, 12:08 AM
White Noise because my friend is a dumbass and bought BitTorrent from an email.

N00bKill3R
Jan 17th, 2005, 12:04 PM
creepshow 2 and road to perdition
I just watched the first Creepshow last night... good stuff

Mad Melvin
Jan 17th, 2005, 12:18 PM
Im about to watch Hellboy. I hope its at least entertaining. :/

Mockery
Jan 17th, 2005, 01:18 PM
I'm like, obsessed with this idea now. I want to go to disneyland now and ride every ride and imagine everything turning evil and killing everybody. I mean, the sketch wasnt that good, and I'm sure many people have thought of this idea, but I think its so great :(
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000F4O1.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Esuohlim
Jan 17th, 2005, 02:30 PM
I'm watching the Internet now :(. But I was watching Seinfeld DVDs.

DeadKennedys
Jan 17th, 2005, 02:30 PM
Jackie Chan Adventures. :lol

Toruuuuuu!!!

Ninjavenom
Jan 17th, 2005, 05:09 PM
Penn and Teller attempting to debunk the bible. I'm fucking addicted to this show.

King Hadas
Jan 17th, 2005, 05:38 PM
"Lucky" and "In the Mouth of Madness"

MetalMilitia
Jan 17th, 2005, 05:48 PM
Traffic cops :/

ArrowX
Jan 17th, 2005, 07:50 PM
Godzilla: King of the Monsters, Godzilla X Mechagodzilla

Rongi
Jan 17th, 2005, 09:22 PM
trading spouses :lol

HickMan
Jan 17th, 2005, 09:50 PM
Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory :D

Mad Melvin
Jan 18th, 2005, 07:30 PM
Stephen Kings IT.

the_dudefather
Jan 18th, 2005, 08:13 PM
tetris: from russia with love (documentry)

pjalne
Jan 18th, 2005, 09:12 PM
Penn and Teller attempting to debunk the bible. I'm bloody addicted to this show.

I want to watch it, but I can't. :(

pjalne
Jan 18th, 2005, 09:14 PM
Oh my god, I just got it to play on Winamp after two hours of waiting for a free slot!

stitchfan626
Jan 18th, 2005, 10:02 PM
i love the 90's part deux. ok so i admit, when it comes to the 80's and 90's, i'm a nostalgia freak

Jixby Phillips
Jan 18th, 2005, 10:05 PM
jesus i thought we were going to have to spend months in order to shake that bit of info out of you.

GADZOOKS
Jan 19th, 2005, 03:01 AM
I LOVE NOSTAGIA SHOWS, 60 minutes of stitchfan making jokes about Donal Louge and Mo Rocca. >:

GADZOOKS
Jan 19th, 2005, 03:06 AM
http://www.jupeal.com/Actores/D/Donal_Logue/Donal_Logue.jpg

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:TlK1x7hc734J:www.look-photo.net/images/Toby%2520the%2520dude.jpg

stitchfan: MORE LIKE DONALD DUCK LOUGE :rolleyes


http://radio.weblogs.com/0112482/images/myImages/2004/07/26/mo.rocca.jpg

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:TlK1x7hc734J:www.look-photo.net/images/Toby%2520the%2520dude.jpg

stitchfan: GET SOME CONTACTS, YOU LOOK LIKE A *EMO* FAG OR SOMETHIN!

Pub Lover
Jan 19th, 2005, 03:26 AM
Last Of The Summer Wine. >:

xenosoul
Jan 19th, 2005, 03:35 AM
Just got done watchingn Big Trouble in Little China. Now Futurama.

Jixby Phillips
Jan 19th, 2005, 03:37 AM
hey now are yousure you dont wanna watch some anime ^_^

Zomboid
Jan 19th, 2005, 03:47 AM
:lol mock. They used to show that all the time on A&E when I was like 6 and I watched it every chance I got. Good stuff.

Hadas, after seeing some of your favorite games in that thread and you saying you're watching in the mouth of madness and hellraiser 2, I'm convinced you're a clone:O

Jixby Phillips
Jan 19th, 2005, 09:47 AM
When I get done writing this dang paper i'll watch an episode of the peabody award-winning Mystery Science Theater 3000 :eek

GADZOOKS
Jan 19th, 2005, 10:03 AM
I'M watching Bottle Rocket :(

Mad Melvin
Jan 19th, 2005, 10:42 AM
Predator with the commentary on.

pjalne
Jan 19th, 2005, 10:54 AM
Did you know just about every single person involved in that movie is in politics today? Except Predator, cause he died from AIDS.

Mad Melvin
Jan 19th, 2005, 11:13 AM
I know that Jesse Ventura and Ahnold are in politics. Are there more of them?

pjalne
Jan 19th, 2005, 11:41 AM
I think the guy with the glasses writes speeches for the White House, and Sonny Landham, the guy who plays Billy, ran for governor in Kentucky, but pulled from the race after charges of domestic abuse. Plus, people were making fun of him because he used to be in porn.

Mad Melvin
Jan 19th, 2005, 01:44 PM
I just checked imdb and noticed that Shane Black, the guy who plays Hawkins, is a writer these days and has written the scripts for Lethal weapon, The Long Kiss Goodnight and The Last Boyscout. :eek

Mad Melvin
Jan 19th, 2005, 03:05 PM
Right now im watching Stephen Kings The Mangler. It sucks, altough there are some good gore effects.

Ninjavenom
Jan 19th, 2005, 03:59 PM
Whattaya think of P&T, PJ?

pjalne
Jan 19th, 2005, 04:21 PM
I actually clicked this link right now to say it was super rockin' 1999. Might order the DVD if I can find it at a low enough price to get it past customs.

By the way, there's this Australian documentary series called John Saffron versus God that I picked up while living there. It's great, you should check it out. It's a bit like jackass, only instead of vomiting poo, Saffron travels around the world roadtesting different religions. It really has a lot more substance than you'd think.

TheBoogieman
Jan 19th, 2005, 08:41 PM
I love the 90s Part Deux 92

Fahrenheit 1337
Jan 19th, 2005, 09:19 PM
"The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

King Hadas
Jan 20th, 2005, 01:02 AM
"A Clockwork Orange" and "Nosferatus"

Hadas, after seeing some of your favorite games in that thread and you saying you're watching in the mouth of madness and hellraiser 2, I'm convinced you're a clone:O
I can't imagine anyone not liking Altered Beast or In the Mouth of Madness but none of my friends like Hellraiser :(

ArrowX
Jan 20th, 2005, 01:05 AM
CHUD 2 :Bud the CHUD
god this movie fcking blows ass

The Psycho
Jan 20th, 2005, 09:27 AM
I just finished watching The Shawshanks Redemption . Great movie.

and I`m wondering if I should choose Apocalypse Now or Usual Suspects...
touh choice! :/

GADZOOKS
Jan 20th, 2005, 02:01 PM
Apocalypse Now, Usual suspects is boring without the OOH SURPISE ENDING

Kevin Spacey Did It!

pjalne
Jan 20th, 2005, 04:10 PM
While Usual Suspects is great, father time hasn't been too good to it. The devices it relies on are a bit outdated. But the actors do a great job for the most part (never liked Stephen or Daniel or whoever it was. One of the lesser Baldwins).

N00bKill3R
Jan 20th, 2005, 07:11 PM
:lol Everyone knows there is no such thing as a lesser Baldwin :rolleyes

Pub Lover
Jan 21st, 2005, 10:33 PM
Dinosaurs, the 'Georgie' Episode.

Zomboid
Jan 21st, 2005, 10:45 PM
"A Clockwork Orange" and "Nosferatus"

Hadas, after seeing some of your favorite games in that thread and you saying you're watching in the mouth of madness and hellraiser 2, I'm convinced you're a clone:O
I can't imagine anyone not liking Altered Beast or In the Mouth of Madness but none of my friends like Hellraiser :(
And a clockwork orange now too? Yeah, you're a clone.

Hellraiser kicks ass. None of my friends like it either but I wanna get chatterer tattoed on my other arm next time I go in for one. Such a scary looking guy.

ArrowX
Jan 21st, 2005, 11:23 PM
I'm waiting for my recently Purchased Hisei timeline Gamera trilogy to arrive. What should I watch? I'm stuck between along came polly, Se7ven (however its spelled) or Red dawn.

Jixby Phillips
Jan 22nd, 2005, 12:29 AM
SCTV Network 90 episode 1

huond
Jan 22nd, 2005, 12:31 AM
i was watching Being John Malkovich and then the dvdr started f*cking up so now i have to go buy the dang movie tomorrow

Ninjavenom
Jan 22nd, 2005, 02:42 AM
I plan on watching the Laserdisc version of Bladerunner with deleted narration and vio-lence sometime this weekend 8-)

Pub Lover
Jan 22nd, 2005, 04:06 AM
Speed 2: Cruise Control.

It is a very bad movie. >:

I doubt I'll manage the whole thing. :lol

ArrowX
Jan 22nd, 2005, 04:15 AM
I just watched in like flint :lol I hate that show.

The Psycho
Jan 22nd, 2005, 10:02 AM
Apocalypse Now, Usual suspects is boring without the OOH SURPISE ENDING

Kevin Spacey Did It!

so...Usual Suspects was boooring,but it had that...hmmm...thing that made you watch it.The ending was pretty good but I almost fell asleep during it.

I could`nt watch Apocalypse Now because my freakin` DVD isn`t working ...goddamn it!


Speed 2: Cruise Control.

It is a very bad movie.

I know it sucks....I mean,they all do.There aren`t any good action-movies anymore. F*ck`em! [/quote]

ArrowX
Jan 22nd, 2005, 12:31 PM
Whatever happened to the 80-early 90's style action flicks where one badass dude with an M60 a shotgun and an M16 could take out an entire army without a scratch.

MetalMilitia
Jan 22nd, 2005, 12:51 PM
I miss them too. And Steven Segal is never in films kicking ass anymore >:

I think hes focusing on his music career ( :lol )

Rongi
Jan 22nd, 2005, 01:14 PM
i WAS gonna watch platoon but blockbuster's line was out the fucking door

so i'm watching an SNL tape i made in the 80s :/

ArrowX
Jan 22nd, 2005, 01:26 PM
I miss them too. And Steven Segal is never in films kicking ass anymore >:

I think hes focusing on his music career ( :lol )
Have you seen that super DBZ segal movie half past dead where a flabby guard punches a small black guy and he goes flying across the room?
I miss the old jam shotgun shells in an M16 clip and kill people Segal

Mad Melvin
Jan 22nd, 2005, 01:59 PM
Im watching Candyman. This is better than I remebered.

ArrowX
Jan 22nd, 2005, 02:56 PM
I don't think I have seen that movie in years. Is the first one the one where she's trapped by black people in a bunch of furnature with a baby?

Mad Melvin
Jan 22nd, 2005, 04:18 PM
I don't think I have seen that movie in years. Is the first one the one where she's trapped by black people in a bunch of furnature with a baby?

The same. The movie went kinda downhill near the end, but the first half was good and creepy.

Pub Lover
Jan 23rd, 2005, 04:25 AM
A Touch Of Frost.

David Jason is good in most things. :)

ItalianStereotype
Jan 23rd, 2005, 04:42 AM
Casshern :o

the_dudefather
Jan 23rd, 2005, 09:55 AM
venture brothers on winamp tv.

Ninjavenom
Feb 16th, 2005, 11:19 PM
the south park in which the children are proverbially served

keep this bumped niggas

ArrowX
Feb 17th, 2005, 01:02 AM
Freaked

Best movie EVER

King Hadas
Feb 17th, 2005, 01:10 AM
Saw, Phantasm and Grave of the Fireflies

ItalianStereotype
Feb 17th, 2005, 01:32 AM
Freakazoid!

ArrowX
Feb 17th, 2005, 01:36 AM
was grave of the fireflies any good?

Big Papa Goat
Feb 17th, 2005, 02:26 AM
Home Movies again
It's the only show I watch now :(

Mad Melvin
Feb 17th, 2005, 04:41 AM
Scarface.

Jixby Phillips
Feb 17th, 2005, 06:49 AM
Law and Order - Season 2 - Disc 1 - Side 1- Episode 3 - "Aria"

the_dudefather
Feb 17th, 2005, 08:39 AM
MST3K - werewolf :)

Big Papa Goat
Feb 17th, 2005, 06:25 PM
Trailer Park Boys Season 3 dvd
I take back what I said earlier it's these TWO shows that are all I watch now ;(
And Trailer Park Boys is the tits

N00bKill3R
Feb 17th, 2005, 07:21 PM
Back to the Future trilogy! :love

Mad Melvin
Feb 17th, 2005, 07:47 PM
I just watched Batman The Movie. It was hilarious. :)

Rongi
Feb 17th, 2005, 08:44 PM
Tommy

i hate to say it, but this movie is dated like all hell

pjalne
Feb 17th, 2005, 09:51 PM
I still love the fact that you're younger than me and are able to appreciate 60/70s music even more than I do without just wanting to seem sophisticated.

Rongi
Feb 17th, 2005, 10:05 PM
thanks? :(

pjalne
Feb 17th, 2005, 10:12 PM
Youre welcome? :(

ArrowX
Feb 17th, 2005, 10:47 PM
MST3K - werewolf :)
Meanwhile in Blue filter night.
one of my favorite episodes.

MST3K- Master Ninja I

King Hadas
Feb 18th, 2005, 12:31 PM
Hellraiser: Inferno

Mad Melvin
Feb 18th, 2005, 01:23 PM
Hellraiser: Inferno

They should´ve stopped making those after part 3. :/

King Hadas
Feb 18th, 2005, 04:32 PM
I don't know about that, I really liked inferno and besides the only reason anyone really watches Hellraiser is for the cenobites.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/foxamess/tn_gallery_img_080.jpg
Here's a cenobite that never made it into the series.

liquidstatik
Feb 18th, 2005, 04:37 PM
the rundown

Mad Melvin
Feb 18th, 2005, 05:26 PM
I don't know about that, I really liked inferno and besides the only reason anyone really watches Hellraiser is for the cenobites.

True, but the new cenobites are lame IMO. Theyre just variations of the Chatterer. :(

Zomboid
Feb 18th, 2005, 11:45 PM
Not really. Chatterer is my favorite by far, along with Pinhead, but they're all pretty different...except in inferno where that one is like chatterer without legs (if I remember correctly)...so I partly agree with you I guess.

King Hadas
Feb 19th, 2005, 12:09 AM
Nightbreed

The one without his lower body is called Torso, his actually supposed to be the Chatterers assistant.

Zomboid
Feb 19th, 2005, 02:29 AM
Nightbreed's another really good one. Not surprising that it's by clive barker too. David Cronenberg is creepy in it too :O

Also, where'd you find that pic of the unused cenobite and that thing about chatter's assistant?

King Hadas
Feb 19th, 2005, 04:34 PM
Yeah, Nightbreed is full of cool looking dudes, David Cronenberg could've carried that entire movie by himself wihout any of the nightbreeds.

Here's were I found that bit of information on Torso http://www.hellraiserthemovie.com/3pak.html they have profiles of most of the cenobites, they got them out of the Hellllraiser action figure boxes. I'm really considering buying that Pinhead action figure, that thing looks nice (Chatterer's looks a little gay though.)

Here's were I found that picture of the cenobite that never made it into the series. http://www.garyjtunnicliffe.com/gallery.php?Mode=1&ID=6&Page=8 This is a fansite to a speciel effects guru who did work for nearly all the Hellraisers.

King Hadas
Feb 20th, 2005, 01:21 PM
Day of the Dead

Mad Melvin
Feb 20th, 2005, 01:22 PM
The Fog

stitchfan626
Feb 21st, 2005, 05:35 PM
so far, i'm watching "Laura en America". it's like Jerry Springer (when they had the fights) only they speak in spanish

the_dudefather
Feb 21st, 2005, 05:43 PM
jerry springer is really insane now, i saw an episode recently where every 8 seconds some girl in the crowd flashes her boobs and they had some kind of 'stripper break' every few minutes.

stitchfan626
Feb 27th, 2005, 06:18 PM
Robocop 2 on UPN 65 (orlando's UPN affiliate). and yes, the edited version's quite different from the original version. it's things like that that make me thankful for owning Robocop 2 on VHS format

Mad Melvin
Feb 27th, 2005, 08:23 PM
Wes Cravens Wishmaster

McClain
Mar 1st, 2005, 12:32 PM
The Thin Red Line.

ArrowX
Mar 1st, 2005, 09:22 PM
Gamera 3: Revenge of Iris. some of the best special effect in ANY film Ive ever seen. like near Starship Troopers good!

Mad Melvin
Mar 1st, 2005, 09:24 PM
Just watched Collateral. It was ok i guess. :/
Heat was better.

Gurlugon
Mar 1st, 2005, 10:54 PM
Caddyshack and red vs blue ep. 50

felix_tibs
Mar 2nd, 2005, 06:29 PM
Curling World Championship on ESPN 2

Mad Melvin
Mar 2nd, 2005, 06:39 PM
One Hour Photo.

McClain
Mar 2nd, 2005, 07:17 PM
Two Hour Blowjob

N00bKill3R
Mar 2nd, 2005, 09:07 PM
From Dusk Till Dawn

the_dudefather
Mar 3rd, 2005, 10:39 PM
stripes. a movie were bill murrey plays a laid back sarcastic guy, who would have thought :lol

Ninjavenom
Mar 3rd, 2005, 11:32 PM
MST3K :O

liquidstatik
Mar 4th, 2005, 12:36 PM
Me and you both, brotha! :D


thanks for showing me media library.

King Hadas
May 10th, 2005, 10:31 AM
Aladdin

Mad Melvin
May 10th, 2005, 11:45 AM
Zero Day

Skulhedface
May 10th, 2005, 04:16 PM
The final episode of Quantum Leap. It's on Sci-Fi right now.

Pub Lover
Oct 24th, 2005, 11:54 AM
'Sister Mary Explains It All'

Crazy nuns. :rolleyes

Wigwam
Oct 24th, 2005, 01:42 PM
Me You and Everyone We Know

the_dudefather
Oct 24th, 2005, 03:39 PM
Mystery science theater 3000: master ninja II

timrpgland
Oct 24th, 2005, 05:11 PM
just watched FFVII: Advent Children for the first time, good shit

ArrowX
Oct 24th, 2005, 07:17 PM
Red Dawn!

Guitar Woman
Oct 24th, 2005, 07:56 PM
Since when can you watch more than 1/12 of a movie on a PSP without the batteries dying

Lye
Oct 24th, 2005, 10:02 PM
dog soldiers and leon

the_dudefather
Oct 25th, 2005, 04:38 AM
Since when can you watch more than 1/12 of a movie on a PSP without the batteries dying

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sacks
Oct 25th, 2005, 04:53 AM
I just got through a day of Death Wish. I want to go bust some street slime :<.

Pub Lover
Oct 25th, 2005, 06:54 AM
'Penn & Teller's Bullshit!'

The Apocalypse prophecy episode.

I don't normally watch this show, but 'Later With Jules Holland' wasn't onthis week.

spork-o-doom
Nov 3rd, 2005, 11:27 PM
"It Happened One Night" Clark Gable and Claudet Colber......i can't seem to get my television off of Turner Classic Movies! Damn I love old movies!

Pub Lover
Nov 3rd, 2005, 11:53 PM
Third Rock From The Sun - 'Much Ado About Dick'

I got nostalgic for this from the mention in the recent 'Select Your Destiny' article.

Was it a Burbank bit? It read like Burbank.

Immortal Goat
Nov 4th, 2005, 12:03 AM
Sleepy Hollow. Good movie, all in all. Just a couple of minor details. So minor, in fact, that I can't really remember them right now.

Pub Lover
Nov 4th, 2005, 02:20 AM
My Hero - 'Mine's A Double'

This show is very dated & very British.

xbxDaniel
Mar 16th, 2006, 11:38 PM
In about 6 hours I'll be watching The Gary Coleman show. There pub, are you happy now?!

Pub Lover
Mar 17th, 2006, 01:51 AM
Yes. :)

Family Guy. :(

nothing4buddha
Mar 17th, 2006, 11:14 PM
i'm trying to watch capote but i keep getting distracted :(

Pub Lover
Mar 17th, 2006, 11:39 PM
The Day Of The Jackal

xbxDaniel
Mar 17th, 2006, 11:40 PM
Movies count too, right?

The Boondock Saints

Pub Lover
Mar 18th, 2006, 12:09 AM
Yes.

Still watching The Day Of The Jackal.

Well, it's on. I'm not paying it too much attention as it's boring and in English.

xbxDaniel
Mar 18th, 2006, 12:10 AM
The Boondock Saints.

ArrowX
Mar 18th, 2006, 12:35 AM
Teh Wicked awesome 007-esq intro to MGS3:Subsistence

Jixby Phillips
Mar 18th, 2006, 12:38 AM
I just watched the first episode of MONK

I liked it

Pub Lover
Mar 18th, 2006, 01:18 AM
McLibel

Hopefully it won't make me crave McDonalds food like 'Super Size Me' did.

Sam
Mar 18th, 2006, 01:40 AM
Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends - A Room With a Feud

Jixby Phillips
Mar 18th, 2006, 05:01 AM
Garden State

I FUCKING HATE IT

Pub Lover
Mar 18th, 2006, 07:10 AM
SGC2C - Fire Drill

Sam
Mar 18th, 2006, 01:59 PM
The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy - Keeper of the Reaper

Moobs
Mar 18th, 2006, 02:09 PM
Reservoir Dogs
Soon I'll be watching 28 days later

Pub Lover
Mar 26th, 2006, 10:21 AM
It is movie time again in the world of me. It is the wonderful period when my satellite television provider makes a movie channel free for a short time to try and hook me into paying for it all the time. This time they have given me Rialto. I like it when they give me Rialto. Rialto is best. Most independent movies, at least the ones on Rialto, are far superior to the usual trashy, and more popular, movies I watch for the rest of the year.

First up Chasing Amy, sure I have it on DVD, but I never watch it as I have easier ways to slowly lower my self-worth in just two hours. I have been watching My Name Is Earl on the television, so rewatching Chasing Amy was worth it just for the tiny Ethan Suplee role.

Summer of Sam was directed by Spike Lee, and it was good to see him keep the uppity black people to just five minutes. Get it? Comically Angry Face. The protracted sex scenes seemed pointless to me, if I wanted porn I would watch porn. I do not want porn, unless it is snuff porn and the sluts are shot in the head as a finale. Get it? Angry Face. I would have liked this movie more if it had focussed more on the Disco vs Punk subplot or I dunno, maybe the, you know, Killer?

I enjoyed watching Box of Moonlight, but thinking back it is nothing but a kind of poor buddy pic, with far too many exposed cocks.

"HEY WE'RE MAKING AN INDEPENDANT FILM!"
"YEAH? IN THAT CASE YOU NEED MORE PENIS!"


My first foreign language movie in far too long was Infernal Affairs. Set in Hong Kong the story follows two men, one an undercover policeman infiltrating a Triad, the other a Triad stooge posing as a cop. The plot kept me thinking, and it was full of humour, well I hope it was humour, maybe if I watched it with some Chinese maybe I would be the only one laughing, maybe they would then be kicking my ass. I think I better not watch any movies with any minority, including Rednecks. Yeah, Rednecks would kick my ass.

The Paper starring Michael Keating reminded me throughout of Cary Grant's His Girl Friday. A newspaperman will do anything to keep his wife and get the big story? Same damn movie. Keating is good, but Grant is better.

Belonging tells a story about a really nice woman who is put upon by all around her. Most of the other charcters can be explained away their situations, but the husband is an ass. He leaves his loving and caring wife for a young mother of two, knocks her up, and then insists that his old wife sells the house and home she was born-in to finance the baby's upbringing. Fuck him.

Funny Bones I have seen before. While mostly the buffoon he is usually cast as, at times Lee Evans verges on disturbing in his intense portrayal of a clown that cannot stand the laughter anymore.

Although touting itself as a documentary throughout, Unreal is a thin comedy too mired in the clichés of Reality Television that inspired it. Argumentatively it could be said that the movie is a subtle parody, but then how subtle can a parody be before it becomes merely repetition?

In Pups two kids find a gun, and decide to rob a bank. This movie really gives me the idea that Gun Education is a better idea than Gun Control. OK, so I think lack of guns is better over all, but then I like following the rules without coercion. Hahaha, OK maybe I just don't like the idea of getting shot. The best part of the movie is when one of the kids is blowing bubbles, and the bankteller hostage gets really excited and starts playing with the bubbles in the air. Oh, and does anyone else think Burt Reynolds dyes his eyebrows?

Balzac And The Little Chinese Seamstress is set in 1970s communist China and that leads to the idea of the whole thing being in Chinese making sense. I found it sad to think that people can think education and free thinking is a bad thing, but then I also think it's a bad thing that stupid thinking isn't discouraged more. Maybe it is just where you draw the line. It's a nice sentimental story, had me gushing like the big fag I am.

Hugo Weaving and Russell Crow are in Proof. It is a story about a blind photographer that never really got over the death of his mother, it is a sad story that doesn't go anywhere. I didn't feel like I connected with the characters in anyway, but that may be because of all the Agent Smith versus Maximus jokes I couldn't refrain from making during the first half hour.

18 Years Later is the sequel to Three Men and a Cradle, which was remade in the US as Three Men and a Baby. While having seen the Hollywood remake, I have not seen the original French '...Cradle', but that is not much of a problem, short of the deep felt belief that the original would be vastly superior. This film was fun to watch and full of easy French humour and jokes at the expense of Americans. What I did not like was the nerdy boy becoming 'cool' and then getting the girl after being a total ass.

The tale of a wandering blind masseur that exacts revenge on a gang of crooks is told in Zatoichi. Lots of swords, killings, blood, and several amusing fools.

What if Burke & Hare were Australian medical students at the end of the 20th century? Well, then it would be Muggers. The thing to remember about this movie? That the requisite independent movie nudity took the form of Nicola Charles' left breast, which just leaves Madeleine West to complete the set, and I never have to think about Neighbours again. ...because women are objects. Get it? Serious face.

Last year I saw the anti-McDonalds movie Super-Size Me, counterintuitively I was left craving greasy and over salted food for weeks after. Well, now I have watched McLibel which held a much better dose of Anti-McDonalds propaganda that incensed me with much anti-corporation anger. A good job done there. Auntie.

I have finally watched Clerks. It's funny. However, thanks to years of the internet, I was finding so many of the jokes just plain irritating before even the midpoint. I really liked the stuff about the Death Star and a little surprised that I hadn't heard the idea quoted somewhere.


Is there a BBcode for indenting?

Pub Lover
Mar 26th, 2006, 12:48 PM
Realto is forever showing french movies with Ornella Muti in them, & every time she is on screen all I can think is the lyrics to Gravy Train's 'Titties Bounce' and I do a google search to check her name spelling for this thread, & it brings up nude photos? The internet is my perfect pervy companion.

Guitar Woman
Mar 27th, 2006, 01:35 AM
Ben-Hur. I like how someone who is continuiously trampled by horses for 30 seconds and then run over by a chariot can still talk with relative ease.

Guitar Woman
Mar 27th, 2006, 01:45 AM
Also, how come all the Romans in the movies have english accents? Wouldn't it make more sense if they sounded like italians?

Geggy
Mar 27th, 2006, 11:02 PM
Weather man with nicolas cage. It's an alright movie. Is it just me or does anyone else notice that nicolas cage is always playing characters that appears to be manic depressive in a movie with an ending that seems to go everyone's ways after he has discovered the very solution to his problems?

EVILCAKE
Mar 18th, 2008, 02:20 AM
King of the Hill, the episode with Hank's Pimp hat.

executioneer
Mar 18th, 2008, 02:30 AM
there has to be a newer what are you watching thread than this

EVILCAKE
Mar 18th, 2008, 02:33 AM
It's the longest. Also, it's a Ninjavenom thread, just like the Listening To one in Music.

Now I'm watching Monk. This must be a new season or something because the assistant is now the girl from 'Two Guys & A Girl'.

The theme song is the best part of this show.

executioneer
Mar 18th, 2008, 02:38 AM
well then thank you for bringing it back and dang you geggy for killing it in the first place

Fat_Hippo
Mar 18th, 2008, 04:16 PM
Also, how come all the Romans in the movies have english accents? Wouldn't it make more sense if they sounded like italians?

I don't know when Ben-Hur plays, but at it's height, Rome was pretty damn large, including parts of England. Really, it would make most sense if they spoke with latin accents, but since I doubt anyone has any idea how the hell that would sound, they have to give them an accent of some kind, so why not british?:\

WhiteRat
Mar 18th, 2008, 07:48 PM
Mount Saint Mary vs. Coppin State. God bless small school college baxetball!

Pub Lover
Mar 19th, 2008, 09:30 PM
Holy shit, that is probably the longest post I have ever written. :eek

executioneer
Mar 19th, 2008, 09:53 PM
it's probably because you like to watch