Father Spaz initiation thread

[Anonymous]

Okay guys I think it's high time we gave Father Spaz the INITIATION TRIALS! It's make-it or break-it time, enough is enough, no clowing around. You all know the drill and your event coordinators (with the exception of EC Esuohlim - who has passed the responsibility to Bape - so those of you under Esu make sure to mark your checklists accordingly), so let's dive right in.

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[BAPE]

well spaz i guess your time has come never thought id see this day i must say how does it feel you have been waiting for this for awhile weve been watching you are you up to it getting nervous dont know what to expect butterflies in the stomach watching your back itll will come on fast so lets get this party started spaz i hate you

=father spaz initiation strategy ok guys this is the action plan lets make this one work for it am i right we will start off with the fight club method also known brute force mocking just keep beating him down with mocks and see if he can take it if he doesnt break down by the end then we do the trials first a funny picture then a joke lets get the ball rolling whos next haha its been too long fresh newbie blood lets tear this one a new butthole mocking this is what i live for[/quote][/code]

[Anonymous]

spaz when we're done with you i'm gonna wipe my bloody dick on your little sister's teddy bear

good call bape i second this for the vets in my division and though it's up to boogie and mew for theirs i think it's a safe bet to say it's green across the board by the way some of you newer vets don't comment on things you read in the code (unless it's in code of course) because the newbs won't know what you're talking about it just shows up as a broken image to them haha

[Dixie]

spaz, i wish herpes on your ass cheeks while my flacid cock spanks your cute little anal warts sprinkling them in a light all natural fruit syrup.
*gobbles your dinner in front of you while you cry*
vets rawk

[glowbelly]

and then i'm gonna squeeze my cuntflap sweat into your eyes

dudes, you totally gotta use his own language against him. he seems infatuated with the term 'cuntflap.' i suggest we use it repeatedly when referring to him. also, i suggest we quickly come up with an annoying nickname. that ALWAYS pisses off the newbs.

[Rongi]

father spaz when all this is over you're gonna look worse than yo momma after i fucked her raw in the asshole last night


he wont even make it past lunch

[ziggytrix]

father spaz? more like faggot spooge!


lol you guys

[Anonymous]

hahaha good one glowbelly I think this calls for a:

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this is such a one-sided beating it's totally pathetic :lol

kay guys we all know how to handle the silent treatment get the pm cannon ready am i right haha but seriously talk to your coordinators about when to send them, we still have rules to work within cause if we didn't we'd be no better than these noobs

[ziggytrix]

i mean faggot spooge

i hate the filters >:(

[ziggytrix]

ARG!!

faggot spooge!!!!

[Anonymous]

oh and by the way that thing at the end was a JOKE you f*cking moron

shit okay guys make sure you preview before you post so you don't slip up like that I think I covered my tracks pretty well but even so don't let it get us down just keep on keepin on keep your training in mind remember what it was like on ezboard this is a cakewalk compared to real warfare

[ItalianStereotype]

CHOJIN, NO! you broke the code, now all the noobs can see what you're saying!

[Anonymous]

haha good one IS

alright listen f*ggot try to keep it under wraps i had just covered it up don't make me make excuses for you again or you just might be enxt for initiation you hear me

[BAPE]

hey everybody i just got a pm from father spaz here it is

i am crying i give up i can never be a mocker

really father spaz we havent even begun haha

good work everybody he is breaking down i can feel it this is where you start to feel bad watching him punish himself like this if he is worth it he will last this is not easy for everybody i am seeing some good tactics here i will use some to a fake quote that gets them every time he will say i did not write that but oh really the quote is there they dont come from nowhere who are the vets gonna believe me or a newb haha he will think he is losing it will he snap too early to tell yet am i right close call choj but you covered it up good they will never know

[ItalianStereotype]

I know, what a joker I am

hey screw you guy I was just watching out for your ass or maybe just watching your ass haha

[Dixie]

RAGE YOU CUNTFLAP RAGE
i had to take glowbelly's advice, the all powerful pregnant one is never wrong.

[Helm]

ok I'm going to try a different method here everybody play along ok hey ive been trying this one for a while and i think it can work great if the other guy falls for it and of course spaz will cause hes stupid right unless if he doesnt it might mean hes vet material am i righ

Hey spaz, don't listen to these assholes. Forget them and their secret club bulshit. Don't stand for any this abuse. Be the bigger man and ignore them. Hey, I was thinking, would you like to be friends? I could uh, use a friend. Wanna play Baku Baku Animal haha I know it's an old game but it's all I have. Other guys might have newer games but it's all I have. Wanna be my friend? I'd like a friend.

[soundtest]

He's up against the ropes! All we need is a few more 'i hate u' comments and one of those 'quote' pyramids and I say he's done for!

hey spaz bend over MUAHAHAHAHA

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[Helm]

He's up against the ropes! All we need is a few more 'i hate u' comments and one of those 'quote' pyramids and I say he's done for!

hey spaz bend over MUAHAHAHAHA

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/chungking/drill.png


ARE YOU BAD ENOUGH

[jin]

http://www.popnko.com/jin/ownd.jpg

THAT IS YOU SPAZ YOU ARE DONE LOL CANT STAND UP WTF YOU SUCK LOL I WIN LOL :fu :blowme :boob :domo :party :picklehat :lol2


lol wtf am i right guys hahaha i pulled out the big guns lol go bape lol

[jin]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/MyMom.jpg

[jin]

LOL THAT IS U LOL STFU NOOB GO SUCK COX

that was the old 1 2 3 hahaha right guys sorry lol

[Jixby Phillips]

I hate father spaz

I hate father spaz

[Rongi]

me 3

me 3

[MetalMilitia]

i dont, hes cool

me 4

[Anonymous]

hmmmmm i think someone can't take the heat i guess we'll know for sure tuesday afternoon is the zero hour if he doesn't show...i guess we'll have to wait and see but no show means no go guys and since this is an initiation it's all or nothing vet or banned the choice is yours father spaz you j*zz-licking m*therf*ucker c*ntflap c*cks*cker f*ckf*ce

I think after that one it's a done deal face it he's gone guys anyway good job all of you the only critique I'd have to say goes to jin don't say you're laughing in your posts-this is an initiation let the audience decide whether to laugh or not, if you have to tell them when to laugh you're not really a mocker (don't worry you are i'm speaking hypothetically) but it's all cool rome wasn't built in a day and netiehr are the legends of mocking you gotta work at it and someday you'll be on top like me or bape

[Schimid]

haha dont worry father spaz this is just what we do here to become a super vet but you should worry too because last night i had sex with your mom and i think she's pregnant haha just kidding i punched her in the stomach with my dick and by stomach i mean face and by face i mean you jujst got
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guys dont you think this is going a little to far we might really hurt his feetlings or something guays seriouskly remmber columbine guyhs

[Schimid]

haha fooled you i bet you thought that was gonna be an owned picture haha thats why ur still a n0wb this is the real picc
http://img14.paintedover.com/uploads/14/racistlegosowned.jpg

phew that was aclose one am i right???

[BAPE]

well father spaz you know the rules so you leave me no choice i know an initiation to become a mocker is a overwhelming experience all the vets have been there before the difference between us and you the difference is that we stuck through we took it like mockers and moved on never give up its the mocking way well father spaz you have become the first mocking casualty of the new year but i am sure not the last hone your schools there may be another chance for you someday but not now am i right

ban father spaz[/code]

[Anonymous]

excellent work bape i'd like to take some time to thank all the vets for participating maybe we should take it down a notch next time haha you know i'm only kidding

anyway i'm real proud of you all. especially the younger vets. this was the first time you were on the giving end. instead of the receiving. how does it feel. that's right it's times like these that you know it's all worthwhile. okay guys again good job. pay attention to your pms because the next one should start shortly. don't forget to vote on who gets initiated next in the next newsletter.

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[Dixie]

I feel cheated. I never got an initiation. :(

[Anonymous]

VETS' EYES ONLY
From: Wallace Reynolds
To: Chojin
Subject: CHOJIN >:

Wtf Chojin? You banned me just because I didn't post in that stupid thread? Did you ever stop to think that I might not know about it, or that I might not have time to get on to the forums? There's something people have that's called a "life," and quit a few posters have one besides I-Mockery. I'm flattered you wanted me to be considered a "vet," but I bet it was just a big fucking scam to get me banned if I didn't do everything in that thread just right. So fuck you and all the other bastards that hated me on I-Mock. PEACE OUT. >=(