Esuohlim is back at mock wars[/code]

[Esuohlim]

listen i know what i said before if you weren't present at the time then ok i'll fill you in i thought maybe it would be a good idea to stay away from mock wars but hey what can i say pounding on newbs is what i am and i can't just leave it behind haha so Esuohlim's back baby and ready to punch a much needed fist into the proverbial face, the proverb being "punch a newb in the face" haha but seriously bring it on

[GADZOOKS]

Dont worry Mad max is banned :lol

[BAPE]

haha i knew you couldnt leave forever Esuohlim its like the old saying goes you can take the man out of mock wars but you cant take the mock wars out of the man am i right now a whole new generation of newbs can see what mocking is all about from the man who started it all that is if they are able to walk away from it after the bloodshed welcome back it is a good time for mocking[/quote]

[3beast]

:boohoo :hangman :chatter :obey :lurker :newbie :aok :puke :die :wank :suicide :lol2

[Esuohlim]

What's this bullshit

[Matt Harty]

what the fuck are we supposed to click something

[3beast]

What's this bullshit :rock

[Matt Harty]

are you some kind of emoticon FREAK?

[MetalMilitia]

simple things - simple minds etc

[Matt Harty]

Nobody hit your buzzer.

[MetalMilitia]

oh really.

[kellychaos]

To the Bat Phone!

[Esuohlim]

Hey dumbsh*ts don't make me box your ears.

[kellychaos]

And don't make me cup your balls. NO!! Please don't pull my covers back tonight. My eyes are closed. I'm sleeping. Can't you see that?! :cry

[HickMan]

oh really.

yeah really fag god i hate you

[MetalMilitia]

idc

[Esuohlim]

I'll give you the ol' one-two I swear to God

[Matt Harty]

guys lets beat up metalmelitia after school k

[MetalMilitia]

Pssst! guys dont listen to matt hearty, he may be better liked around these parts but i heard that hes really a FAG... Yes you heard me a F-A-G.

HAHA matt hearty WHERES YOUR GOD NOW!?!



im so good at internet. :)

[WTF]

I wonder if my return to mock wars will be judged just a shameful as Esu's return. I do not particulary care. Hi Metal :)

[MetalMilitia]

i dont know you?

[HickMan]

HEY WANNA PLAY HALF-LIFE?

[MetalMilitia]

DAMN RIGHT I DO!

[HickMan]

WELL I DON'T!

SUCKA~!

[Marine]

HEY WANNA PLAY HALF-LIFE?
I GOT A CHAIN GUN AND I CAN MAKE YER LIFE WORSE

[MetalMilitia]

Marine... seriously...

please stop posting.

[kellychaos]

He won't get away with this on Milhouse's watch. I can promise you that, sir ... 'cause he's handing out ass-kickings and lollipops and, by God, he's all out of lollipops! >:

[MetalMilitia]

wait... did you hear something?

It sounded like duke nukem turning in his grave.

[Marine]

Anebody Called out fer dah duke of dah nukes?
(sorry i can torment with that character too.

[3beast]

HEY WANNA PLAY HALF-LIFE?
I GOT A CHAIN GUN AND I CAN MAKE YER LIFE WORSE

:puke :bestthread

[WTF]

So, this was the thread were Esu is trying hard to proof that he has finally overcame his fear of the word "fucktard" and the lol-emoticon.

:lol

The same thread were 3beast learns to quote and were to find the emoticons, the rest turns to half-life and Metal forgets how I need to run for the dictionary. Brilliant! :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

I'll rough you up, don't think I won't

[WTF]

:eek

[kellychaos]

3 more days of detention and your ass is grass and Milhouse is the lawn mower.

[WTF]

Please boss, may I ask for a transfer away from the "H & R BLOCK". Esu is really really rough on me and I don't think he won't. This detention will be the end of me yet. :tear

[Esuohlim]

Haha oh shit I have to change my location since it's not topical any more :eek

[WTF]

:lol

[Esuohlim]

Do you even know what it's referencing, you massive sperm depository?

[Rongi]

:high5

[Esuohlim]

:HI V

[Rongi]

:high420

[pjalne]

lol drugs

[Rongi]

shut up f@g with your man kissing avatar go back to san francisco loser :imock

[HickMan]

rock on!

[kellychaos]

I don't even know who you people ARE anymore.

[pjalne]

shut up f@g with your man kissing avatar go back to san francisco loser :imock

Fuck you, it's Christopher Lee and commandant Lassard.

[Rongi]

christopher lee is like a million years old

and i was joking you joik

[pjalne]

I know. And yeah, he's probably close to ninety now.

[WTF]

Do you even know what it's referencing, you massive sperm depository?

O shit, run. Esuohlim is back at mock wars [/code]! :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

Whoops I'm sorry did you mean to say "UHHHH I GUESS NOT" but it didn't come out right because you can't do anything haha ok then apology accepted.

[WTF]

Whoops I'm sorry.

O'kay

did you mean to say.

NO!

"UHHHH I GUESS NOT" .

O'kay



but it didn't come out right because.

YES?


you can't do anything haha ok.

O'kay


then apology accepted.

Thanks


Esu, it is OK bud. Hurt my feelings, buddy. It's just fine. You know, sticks and stones can hurt my bones, but...but you just watch it buddy. Millhouse will be back soon, and him and me go way way back, buddy. Right up to third-grade lawnmower specialists at municipality. Not that we were noticed much and all, 'cause there was a stigma attached to us right from the start. You know, the old: "Their-fathers-mowed-lawns-and-it-seems-like-a-family-tradition-thing"-stigma. Yea, I agree, so much for "Family Values" and shit. Let us face it, everyone, even the janitor, looked down on us. But, Esu, let me tell you, we were the best damn lawnmower specialists ever in the whole damn district. The lawns were our canvass, buddy, and we conjure art all over the damn place. We will show you, O'kay? Because you know what? WE LAWNMOWER'tards, WE DAMN WELL MOW TOGETHER, YEAH!!!

[Esuohlim]

How many people actually read that, show of hands please

[WTF]

Put up your hand, Esu. :lol

[3beast]

:bestthread

[3beast]

:imock

[3beast]

:worship :squigly

[3beast]

:explode :posh :goth :confused :suicide :moon :melt :domo

[Esuohlim]

I hope a negro slits your throat one day 3beast

[WTF]

3beast, the next time you reply, tap your finger on one of the keys on your keyboard, a MAGICAL thing happens. :rolleyes

[Matt Harty]

He'd rather express his idiocy through emoticons instead of embarassing himself by speaking as you do in every thread.

[WTF]

Put up your hand, Matt. :lol The scoreboard relies on show of hands. Esu was very pertinant about that >:

[Esuohlim]

http://img15.paintedover.com/uploads/15/wft.jpg

[liquidstatik]

HEY MILHOUSE YOUR THREAD SUCKS >:

[MetalMilitia]

Yeah!

[Esuohlim]

I AM AWARE YOU NIMRODS

[liquidstatik]

ROLLEYES