NEW! "HEY DORK! LET'S TALK COMICS! (part 1)"

[Mockery]

ME AM TIRED. ME GOING TO SLEEP. YOU READ THIS WHILE I DO BE SLEEPS. WE ALL BE HAPPIER TOMORROW. HOORAY! :O

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"HEY DORK! LET'S TALK COMICS! (part 1)" -by Max Burbank
http://www.i-mockery.com/comics/dork1

Enjoy!

[ItalianStereotype]

haha, the language filters fucked it up.

[Zomboid]

[quote="Mockery"]ME AM TIRED. ME GOING TO SLEEP. YOU READ THIS WHILE I DO BE SLEEPS. WE ALL BE HAPPIER TOMORROW. HOORAY! :O
[\quote]

Mr. Saturn?


Those fucking filters are ruining everything mock! Get rid of em >:

[pjalne]

Whoa, did Max submit the text through PM?

Anyway, good piece. Good to hear I'm not retarded for not understanding DC continuity.

[Helm]

The filter did a number on it, and it's a shame. It killed the how suave is a suave suave only suave joke pretty bad. Nice reading, though.

[DeadKennedys]

ME AM TIRED. ME GOING TO SLEEP. YOU READ THIS WHILE I DO BE SLEEPS. WE ALL BE HAPPIER TOMORROW. HOORAY! :O


Mr. Saturn?


BOING!

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I love the fucking language filter.....

[Mockery]

Gah, he always submits 'em via PM and not as text emails.

Ok, can you guys gimme a list of what parts were changed by the word filters? I'll fix them when I get home tonight. Thanks!

[pjalne]

You should do a find and replace search and turn suave back into gay and ene-eyed trouser snake into dick.

[Mockery]

Ok, Re was nice enough to make the changes to the piece now. So all instances of "suave" have been changed back to "gay". Let me know if you guys spot anything else. Thankee!

[GADZOOKS]

It think Dork should be changed to "Repsected Friend" :)

[Immortal Goat]

1. 'one-eyed trouser snake' Grayson?
2. overweight, lonely arse

that's all I saw. Very funny shit.

[McClain]

How about one of you cackoffs just turn off the feckin' fliter?

[mburbank]

Cackoff. He he.

The only one left in their at this point is 'arse'. I would never say 'arse'. I always say ass. No, ass. ASS damnit!

ah, fuck.

[mburbank]

Hey, somebody musta shut off the filters! That ruined my whole joke.

[Mockery]

Turn the filters off! Turn the filters on!

MAKE UP YOUR MIND, GRAMPS!

[mburbank]

ARE YOU MY DAUGHTER!? WHY DID YOU PUT ME IN HERE, I HATE THIS PLACE!! WHAT THE HELL KIND OF NEWS PROGRAM IS THAT, WHERE'S WALTER KRONKITE!?

[Mockery]

QUICK, SOMEONE FILL HIS MOUTH WITH POLYGRIP! THAT'LL SHUT HIS YAPPER UP NICE 'N QUICK!

[McClain]

The filters are off? Is it true... I gotta' at least try and find out.

f... *ahem* FU...

FUCK!

[the_dudefather]

FUCK YEAH

[The Damp Moose]

:lol Great piece. But I'm sure all the boys tell you that. :rolleyes


Oh, fuck. A gay joke.

[Zomboid]

FUCKING FINALLY!!!! FUUUUUUCK YEAAAAAAAHHH! :rave

[ArrowX]

FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK

[Immortal Goat]

Great job, Arrow, you just ruined the hype. >:

[GADZOOKS]

I know one word that is still filtered ;)

[opel]

bunt cake?

[The Damp Moose]

No, the socially unacceptable term for a person of pigment.

[mburbank]

Say, what are the chanes this thread might one day return to what you did or did not like about my FUCKING ARTICLE?!?

[Dole]

I enjoyed your article Max. Did you ever read the DC ambush bug miniseries in the mid 80s? They really took the piss out of DC continuity and all the ludicrous characters DC had in the sixties, ie Krypto the super dog etc..

[mburbank]

I was a big ambush bug fan. Kieth Giffen who wrote it had a one shot parody of a Rob Liefeld teambook. I know I have it somewhere but I can't find it. It was HILLARIOUS.