Haikus by BlueOatmeal!

[BlueOatmeal]

I was flipping through an old notebook I had written in and I found these poetic gems! I hope you enjoy!

Number 1
Give me butt sex please
The feel of a man inside
I crave anal love

Number 2
Dog penis swells up
The sweet red pole of dog love
So good all the time


Thank you!

[Fahrenheit 1337]

BlueOatmeal sucks and
I hope he recieves lots and
lots of anal rape.
:bow

[BlueOatmeal]

laffz. Good times indeed on the internet!

[Sam]

You know they already have a thread for this kind of thing. :rolleyes

[BlueOatmeal]

Crap :(

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