ATTENTION MIDWEST MOCKERS [Archive]

sspadowsky

Jan 20th, 2005, 06:39 PM

Mock-meet 2005 is set for approximately the last weekend of February or first weekend of March. The place is Austin, Texas. Express your interest here.

Anyone who wants to go is welcome, mid-westerner or no, unless you're a douchebag. You know who you are.

ItalianStereotype

Jan 20th, 2005, 06:41 PM

I know I'll be there. anyone else in the proximity should come too, Southwest fares are really fucking cheap, especially when booked in advance.

Sethomas

Jan 20th, 2005, 07:12 PM

Hmm... tempting. I don't know if it'll work out with my school schedule, though.

Mockery

Jan 21st, 2005, 11:34 AM

I'd come out for it possibly, but I'm already going skiing later next month already. Gonna have to setup an East Coast mockmeet later this year...

glowbelly

Jan 21st, 2005, 11:40 AM

i might be giving birth, soooooo, no. sorry. i refuse to have my child born in texas.

rockets redglare

Jan 21st, 2005, 11:43 AM

I recently booked a flight to Hawaii, and in doing so I payed an extra $65 to have a stopover in Chicago instead of in Houston. It's not so much that I would have minded the short time spent in the airport, but I had no desire to be on a plane full of people who would willingly opt to go to Texas.

Dole

Jan 21st, 2005, 11:53 AM

but I'm already going skiing later next month already

I knew this site had made you a BILLIONAIRE!

GADZOOKS

Jan 21st, 2005, 11:58 AM

I hope you guys love huond. :lol

huond

Jan 21st, 2005, 12:00 PM

I hope you guys DONT :eek

McClain

Jan 21st, 2005, 12:02 PM

no desire to be on a plane full of people who would willingly opt to go to Texas.

Nobody gives a fuck.

Count me in. Austin, eh? And Sspad's gonna' be there? HOLY FUCK MY CORNHOLE IS TINGLING! I'm gonna' wear my Incubus T-Shirt for this occasion! (haha. kidding. it was just a phase. like biker shorts and hemp jewelry)
What happened to meeting at Crawford? We could kick it w/ the Nuge! Then we could go fishin' on W's pond! Then we could scoot over to Waco and dig up Branch Davidian Cadavers and light bottle rockets out of their arid assholes! Then we can shimmy over to the Dr. Pepper museum and enter their secret lab and steal a few sips of the soda pop that makes you fly! One of us will get shredded in the ceiling exhaust fan, but no one else will care because we're high on peyote and Pop Rocks and it'll be so much fucking fun!

I'm gonna' bring a friend. He's a big scary Mexican. That's not a problem, is it?

glowbelly

Jan 21st, 2005, 12:05 PM

damn. that sounds super rad.

fucking baby >:

Dole

Jan 21st, 2005, 12:12 PM

cover Jacob's little ears!!

McLain does make it sound rather enticing. That man pesronifies 'Unique Selling Point'

McClain

Jan 21st, 2005, 12:14 PM

It's okay honey. You have the most special gift in the world. A little tiny baby! They're so much fun! Not as fun as fireworks and flying, but fun. You know, like, Yay I Have An Infant, Look At Me, fun.
P.S. - I'm very happy for you Karen.

Mockery

Jan 21st, 2005, 12:23 PM

What's that I hear? Is that McClain crying on the inside just a little bit? :(

Perndog

Jan 21st, 2005, 12:32 PM

I'll be in Austin two weeks after that. Leave me some table scraps.

huond

Jan 21st, 2005, 12:39 PM

http://www.originalalamo.com/downtown/frames.asp

this is the best place in austin i swear to god. its the best place in the world too.

McClain

Jan 21st, 2005, 01:01 PM

Thank you for the compliment Dole. Wish you could attend. We would have fun throwing chickens in to traffic.

And yes Roger, I do get a bit emotional when I talk about my baby. But I don't cry. Much. Lately. Tissue?

I took the liberty of sorting through the I-Mockery.net member list by location. I found the following people are already in the area:

Bobo Adobo is located in "The Great Mid-Western Hardware store."
Crimson Ghost is located in "The Greatest State in the Union." (NOT INVITED!)
roonTing is located in "Texas". (HOLY SHIT WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT GUY?)
dj raver is located in "San Antonio Texas". (MUST INVITE RAVER D.J. TO MAKE FUN OF)
ItalianSterotype is located in "San Antonio, city of men's desire". (HAS GIANT PENIS)
OF THE FETUS is located "Within The Depths Of Hell". (JUST OUTSIDE OF SAN ANTONIO)
Zod is located in "Planet Houston". He has 0 posts. (WHAT A F'N LOSER!)
IAMARAVERplurplurplur is located in "mockery you suck bitch!" (DJ RAVER WILL NEED TRAVEL BUDDY)
KevinTheOmnivore is located in "Austin, TX". (SAME AS KEVINTHEHERBIVORE?)
McClain is located in "Tejas". (!)
Studio8 is located in "New Orleans". (WHO?)

mburbank

Jan 21st, 2005, 01:01 PM

Say, isn't Vinth a Midwethterner?

Dole

Jan 21st, 2005, 01:06 PM

yeth - but he can't attend due to a cytht on hith coccyxth

McClain

Jan 21st, 2005, 01:08 PM

http://www.originalalamo.com/downtown/frames.asp

this is the best place in austin i swear to god. its the best place in the world too.

Interesting. I checked the calendar, and found the following two outstanding events playing at the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema!
1) BOTTLE ROCKET - Wes Anderson movie with KUMAR PALLANA LIVE!
2) A STAR IS PORN - X-RATED VERSIONS OF HOLLYWOOD HITS

This is getting better by the minute.

McClain

Jan 21st, 2005, 01:09 PM

ziggytrix

Jan 21st, 2005, 04:15 PM

Dallas to Austin is a pretty short drive, so if DJ Raver falls thru you'll have me to make fun of! :)

sspadowsky

Jan 21st, 2005, 04:19 PM

Get your ass down there, zigs.

Mockery

Jan 21st, 2005, 04:21 PM

I demand many photographs of this sacred event.

McClain

Jan 21st, 2005, 06:19 PM

It will be well documented. And yes, get yer ass in gear Ziggy!

Anonymous

Jan 22nd, 2005, 09:30 PM

(Posts split to mock wars)

liquidstatik

Jan 23rd, 2005, 03:27 PM

hello laides :D

im going, of course. me and IS are going to do it.

sspadowsky

Jan 31st, 2005, 06:43 PM

BUMP.

Raize

Feb 1st, 2005, 12:49 AM

I live in Iowa, but I don't know you guys well enough and I have enough sausage parties to go to up here.

ItalianStereotype

Feb 1st, 2005, 01:15 AM

thank you for sharing that. rest easy knowing that your presence will be sorely missed!

McClain

Feb 1st, 2005, 09:52 AM

I'm thinking about dying my hair silver so I look like one of those old guys who looks far too young to be old. Eh?

Dole

Feb 1st, 2005, 11:20 AM

Do that, and waer an adult nappy and put a pacifier in yer gob just to really confuse people. And shit yerself a bit.

sspadowsky

Feb 1st, 2005, 11:36 AM

I've met him before, Dole. He does that anyway.

noob3

Feb 3rd, 2005, 12:31 PM

i live in oklahoma i'll drive down whos all going to be there i might be there if everyone wasnt like who are you cuz i'd have to be like noob THREE that'd suck but i could just be like hi i am noob-e haha and we'd all chill and get high

ziggytrix

Feb 3rd, 2005, 03:24 PM

Noob, you gotta go! Though I wouldn't recommend bringing drugs across the state line, you know how them Texas state troopers are.

But don't worry, Austin is the music capitol of the South, and as such is surely a land of milk and honey (if by milk and honey I meant drugs and booze). :lol

McClain

Feb 3rd, 2005, 04:29 PM

Have we decided on dates yet? Last weekend in Feb or first weekend in March? I NEED TO KNOW, DAMNIT. Who's on the committee? What does someone gotta' do (that doesn't involve rimming or giblet gravy) to get some answers?

ItalianStereotype

Feb 3rd, 2005, 04:39 PM

so far we're leaning more towards the first weekend of march.

Spooky

Feb 3rd, 2005, 04:49 PM

if theres ever some kind of thing that means i dont have to drive more than an hour and a half away, ill go.

hix1122

Feb 3rd, 2005, 07:44 PM

Wow, if I was invited, lived anywhere near Texas, wasnt a freshman in high school, and didn't hate you guys so much, I would go!

executioneer

Feb 4th, 2005, 10:18 PM

lol this is probably the closest a mock meeting will ever get to me huh >:

executioneer

Feb 5th, 2005, 12:59 AM

and i hear texas has enormous earwigs :x

McClain

Feb 5th, 2005, 01:27 AM

Psshh. We call them "earwigs" here in Texas, but they're actually TREMORS. But you know, everything is bigger in Texas.

(For the record, I loathe that phrase)

executioneer

Feb 5th, 2005, 01:47 AM

the insects in texas are bigger because it is a warmer climate :(

ziggytrix

Feb 17th, 2005, 01:16 PM

so far we're leaning more towards the first weekend of march.

SxSW isn't til March 18th if y'all were interested in scheduling around that. It's getting close...

Supafly345

Feb 17th, 2005, 01:45 PM

lol this is probably the closest a mock meeting will ever get to me huh >:West coast shaft. Just because there aren't "enough" of us to make it worth everyone's "hassel" to travel for, even halfway reasonable places like Nevada are out of the question. Ppeh, enjoy your rattlesnake burgers, cavemen. I have a scientology meeting to attend, hmph!

ziggytrix

Feb 17th, 2005, 02:32 PM

McClain

Feb 17th, 2005, 03:10 PM

So now the meeting is during the second weekend in March? Feck man, this is getting complicated.
We've got an actor dropping in on Friday (first name rhymes with "bat" and his last name rhymes with "NcConaughey") so that'll be a full work day. And I'm supposed to work Saturday, but I might be able to switch. THIS IS WHY I PLANNED AROUND THE FIRST WEEKEND!
You guys just might have screwed yourself out of a McClain appearance.

ItalianStereotype

Feb 17th, 2005, 03:11 PM

we never set it for the second weekend. in fact, since sspad is being a super fag and can't make it, we were talking about rescheduling in April or May.

McClain

Feb 17th, 2005, 03:13 PM

If that's the case than I definitely can't go. The only reason Feb/March works for me is because my wife and daughter are gone. Tell Sam to get his ass in gear!

ItalianStereotype

Feb 17th, 2005, 03:16 PM

I have chloroform and plenty of trunk space. you will be there.

McClain

Feb 17th, 2005, 03:25 PM

Nothing against Sammy Boy but why can't we have it w/out him? Does the center of the Mock Meet Universe revolve around that Irish Fuck? (you are Irish, aren't you?) Can we not have a good time without having him cry in to his Guiness, recounting tales of lost love and lost sleveless NO FEAR T-shirts?
We'll miss the Mick Prick (maybe you're Scotish?) but life must go on.

ItalianStereotype

Feb 17th, 2005, 03:30 PM

I'll still go, but our group will be pretty small. I know Gina wasn't feeling so sure about going at some point. it may be just me, you, and ziggy.

ziggytrix

Feb 17th, 2005, 03:31 PM

Well, I'm good for whenever, just so long as I know a couple weeks in advance.

Supafly345

Feb 17th, 2005, 08:09 PM

WTF ever. There have been plenty of gatherings of West Coast mockers. Just cuz YOU weren't invited doesn't mean they haven't happened.

Shit man, it's not like you have to get committee approval, just set a date and a location and start begging people to come hang out, BLAMMO, instant mockmeet.Thanks for the mockmeet readers pamphlet zippy, I didn't think anyone would be able to decode the question hidden deep within my empty complaint. Now see if you can decode this message I just gave to learn what type of underwear I am wearing!

executioneer

Feb 17th, 2005, 08:14 PM

the only thing i've seen was less of a 'mock meet' and more of a 'sad dads central meet' :/

NOT Jixby Phillips

Feb 17th, 2005, 09:28 PM

sorry i don't live close enough!

Hugh_Bristic

Feb 18th, 2005, 08:32 AM

Since Sam pussied out does it have to be Austin? You girls wanna go camping or anywhere else? I'm bringing my sister and possibly two other girls (we're all fat, don't get your hopes up). Is this thing still even plausible?

McClain

Feb 18th, 2005, 11:38 AM

Either the weekend of Feb 26th or March 5th. And no, it doesn't have to be in Austin. Waco. Abilene. Dallas. Fort Worth. Whatever.

liquidstatik

Feb 18th, 2005, 11:49 AM

ok it'd be better for me if it was somewhere in May.. school breaks for summer, then. But if it has to be in March or Febuary, i'll try to make it. :(

p.s. you grown folk better not be all 'HEY LOOK A BIRD' and then run and snikker down the alley ways to some club that i cant get into. >:

McClain

Feb 18th, 2005, 12:01 PM

If we do decide to drink we'll probably do it in a resturant. Yay or Nay to APPLEBEES, BABEE?!

Spooky

Feb 18th, 2005, 03:39 PM

everyone could meet up at the mc chris concert in toledo ohio on march 5th :(

Hugh_Bristic

Feb 18th, 2005, 04:08 PM

I think we're gonna do the Big D, March 4-6, 2005, 7pm-???. Any questions or objections?

ziggytrix

Feb 18th, 2005, 04:44 PM

Hell yeah, I'd offer floor/couch crash space, but there's still tacks form the old carpet in the floor, and the only couch at my house is kinda moldy and on a enclosed porch... but if I get the place painted between now and then, maybe I can be hospitable. We'll see.

No objextions on the date.

As for questions, how bout does anyone know anyhting goin on that weekend that everyone would like to do? I'll pick up an Observer ASAP.

kellychaos

Feb 18th, 2005, 04:49 PM

One of my favorite bands was from Austin. Damn, I hate having no money.

liquidstatik

Feb 18th, 2005, 05:00 PM

if you go i think i'll stay home. :(

McClain

Feb 18th, 2005, 05:40 PM

So Dallas on the March 4-5-6 weekend? I'm down. I'm definitely in. Who else is attending? Hugh, Italian, Ziggy, Liquid... WHO ELSE?

Hugh_Bristic

Feb 23rd, 2005, 10:01 PM

Okay. Someone TELL me EXACTLY what we're doing. Forget everything I've said previously, I'm a terrible planner at the best of times and I need someone to boss me around. I know it's March 4-6 - pero ¿Cuando? ¿Tiempo? ¿Con quien? Y con mas importancia ¿Adonde?

*If you reply in Spanish I won't understand, that's the extent of my linguistic ability.

Anonymous

Feb 23rd, 2005, 11:07 PM

ha ha we know all about your linguistic abilities am i right guys

an oldie but a goodie sometimes you just gotta call it like you see it and let the chips fall where they may i think we've got this one nailed though but [/quote][/bmp]

whoreable

Feb 24th, 2005, 10:30 AM

stick with austin yall! i live in austin! so does hound! we could go!

McClain

Feb 24th, 2005, 10:48 AM

stick with austin yall! i live in austin! so does hound! we could go!

Biznatches, you can drive to Dallas!

Dallas, Texas. March 5th - 7th. The focal day will be Saturday the 6th. We will find a neutral location to meet. There's always something going on in Dallas.

un oldie pero un goodie que usted acaba de conseguir a veces llamarlo tiene gusto de usted lo ve y deja las virutas caer adonde pueden yo pensarnos tienen éste clavados sin embargo pero
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whoreable

Feb 24th, 2005, 08:52 PM

you know what that means!

ROAD TRIP!!

McClain

Feb 25th, 2005, 10:47 PM

All right y'all. We need to find out who is true blue and who is frou frou. Please indicate if you are attending. Dallas, Texas. March 4 - 6. Obviously some people can't stay the weekend so Saturday the 5th is our primary meet day.

Attendees on the hook:

ItalianStereotype
Hugh_Bristic
McClain
Ziggytrix
Whoreable

Mr. Oysterhead

Feb 25th, 2005, 10:53 PM

I'd go if I wasn't poor. But you've heard enough of that. I'll see what I can do. But I doubt you'd want me there, so nevermind.

I'm just wasting my time.

whoreable

Feb 26th, 2005, 06:54 PM

actually i cant, i work friday and saturday!

ItalianStereotype

Feb 26th, 2005, 07:10 PM

leave saturday night and be there for sunday.

McClain

Feb 27th, 2005, 10:29 AM

ItalianStereotype
Hugh_Bristic
McClain
Ziggytrix

Anonymous

Feb 27th, 2005, 10:30 AM

i should go just for hugh

Hugh_Bristic

Feb 27th, 2005, 12:28 PM

There's only four of us going? How lame - I don't even wanna go anymore. Haha. Kidding. I'm easily gonna be the coolest one of the group... which somehow doesn't really boost my self-esteem.

Anonymous

Feb 27th, 2005, 12:39 PM

are you not flattered

ziggytrix

Feb 28th, 2005, 10:42 AM

You guys better be worth getting a day behind on painting my house. Better yet, you could all come help, it'll be so much fun! :tomsawyer

McClain

Feb 28th, 2005, 12:58 PM

You buy the beer and pizza and I'll paint. I don't give a fuck!

McClain

Mar 4th, 2005, 10:22 PM

P.S. - Are you planning on hanging out? If so, how do we get in touch w/ you?

Zomboid

Mar 4th, 2005, 11:26 PM

You buy the beer and pizza and I'll paint. I don't give a fuck!
For some reason, painting a house, drinking beer and eating pizza with the mockers going to this mockmeet sounds like a good time :(

ItalianStereotype

Mar 5th, 2005, 12:25 AM

um. yeah. I won't be able to make it until late saturday or early sunday. I have to work tomorrow.

ziggytrix

Mar 5th, 2005, 03:04 AM

word, I sent McClain my mobile number so you guys can call when whatever is goin on.

noob3

Mar 21st, 2005, 04:34 AM

oh shit did i miss this :(

lets all come to my house!! i have plenty of bottled water and some ramen! and eggs! and breaaaad! i bet you guys cant wait for egg sandwitches and bottled water! and you can all sleep wherever! it dosn't matter! :(

come on i have a stereo :( and a computer :(

ps here is my adress!

3836 nw 65th
okc ok
73116

ask for directions!! we can have a mock meet whenever, guys!

please :( im lonley :(