The Stupidest Thing I've Ever Done?

[James]

Edited for whiny people that just don't get it. ;)


I don't believe in love or relationships, as I've stated before.

So what happens? A girl wants a relationship with me. Instead of me wanting a relationship with a girl, a girl wants one with me. And what better time than when I have given up and done away with the belief that there's a point to relationships or believing in love, right?

[Protoclown]

Grow some balls and go for it, dude.

Edit: I'd be willing to bet any amount of money that the real reason you said no and hurt her was a deep-seeded subconscious desire to hurt females in the same way they've hurt you for so long.

[James]

If that were the case, I'd imagine I would have gotten some sex before I hurt her. :/

[Protoclown]

Could be.

But for fuck's sake, man, what on earth did you tell her to hurt her? I mean, if you'd just said "I don't particularly believe in love" or something like that, she might have taken it upon herself to challenge your beliefs. I can't imagine a simple statement like THAT would hurt her, so I'm guessing you must have gone out of your way. What did you say?

[Anonymous]

You are aware that you don't have to only date people you love, right?

And that you can't love someone until you get to know them better, and personally, right? The reason you don't believe in love is because you have this magical fantastic definition of it, like the long arm of the lord reaches down and tugs at your weenster every time you see that girl you stared at in math class.

I think that if you liked her, you were stupid to turn her down without even dating.

*Or maybe I missed something, judging from Protoclown's answer? :/

[James]

She wanted a relationship, and I told her that I wouldn't be able to to give her what she wants, because I don't believe in it. She didn't expect me to love her right off the bat, but I can't just go and lead her on by being in a relationship I know wouldn't go anywhere. She'd be much more upset if she invested a great deal of time and physical attention in me, than by me being honest with her now.

[Anonymous]

Upon discovering that you were talking about another internet girl, I retract most of my statements and realize that you really need to get out more often. :/

[wreckreation]

LOL get over yourself, not everything in life has to have such an epic, tragic, air to it.

[James]

Wreck, I got nothing against you. But sometimes, you just don't get it. :/

[MaskedMonk]

I would have to agree with everybody here. Stop being so damn emo. Everybody hates emo kids. Even other emo kids.

[Royal Tenenbaum]

I agree with Wreak! (wtf? it had to happen once) Get over yourself for fuck-sake; the likelihood that you will hurt her is so minute. She'll probably realize you are a fucking loser and dump you before you even have the chance. Also, you need to actually start a relationship with someone to love them; I doubt she is in love with you at the moment. You aren't going to scar someone for life if you go out on a couple dates and tell her you don't think the relationship could be anything more than friends.

[James]

HELLO DAISYHEAD :lol

[Protoclown]

This was an INTERNET thing?? WTF?? Was Chojin joking??

[James]

She's a long distance friend, who I originally met through the internet a couple years ago. So technically, no. But regardless, it's not really a factor, seeing as I turned her down. If I said "YAT LET'S BE HAPPY LOVE YAY" then you would have reasons to make it a big deal. And then I could bring up Lenor. ;)

Moving on, I edited my original post, because it wasn't obvious that I had written it up RIGHT after I got off the phone with her to vent, and some clueless people thought I was being egotistical. So I cleaned it up to get rid of some of the... you know, feelings. :rolleyes

As for hurting her. She was crying, so I'm pretty sure that means she was hurt.

[noob3]

Maybe she stubbed her toe

[Royal Tenenbaum]

Ha, Jamesman knows I'm right, yet he makes a lame joke instead. Big surprise. :lol

[CaptainBubba]

I heard from a very reliable source that you are a cunt.

[Royal Tenenbaum]

Go back to your virgin thread. :lol

[CaptainBubba]

I WILL! :(

[James]

Ha, Jamesman knows I'm right, yet he makes a lame joke instead. Big surprise. :lol

And what exactly were you right about, Daisyhead? I don't see anything you've ever said that has ever been proven as being right.

Unless I missed that "I'm a pathetic excuse for a human being who uses my moose of a girlfriend as a reason for why I'm better than everyone else" thread. I'll go do a search now.

[Skulhedface]

James, all things considered, it may have hurt her, but looking at things realistically, she will get over it soon. Nothing against you or her, but realistically speaking, it won't take her long to find someone else to fall into attraction to. Assuming it's just a case of puppy love or even intermediate love, it won't take her TOO long to get over. Love hurts no matter what, so actually I think you did the right thing. And I actually have to applaud you for that, 99% of people would've just used her for their own means, and that (as in your choice) shows compassion, so I do endorse your decision.

[Royal Tenenbaum]

Jamesman> If you could actually understand English, you would have read my post, and understood what I was talking about. Sadly, instead of heeding advice, you just make lame jokes, try to insult a woman you have never seen (and definitely have gotten the physical description completely wrong, you fat fuck), and try to make yourself feel better about your shitty and pathetic existence. Here is my final tip, date this girl, just so she can she what a fucking loser you are, and that way you won't hurt her, because she will never long for 'what could have been.'

[Protoclown]

Dude, if it was an internet thing, I'm sure she got over it after about five minutes.

[James]

Here is my final tip, date this girl, just so she can she what a fucking loser you are, and that way you won't hurt her, because she will never long for 'what could have been.

And how's that been working out for you? Still keeping the ol' hunchback satisfied? :lol

See, it's funny to call your girlfriend all these things, because they're true. OR, it could be that you base your worth on sexual experience and being in a relationship, so it's the best way to make you cry like a little bitch. And it's obviously working, by your retorts.

Besides, for a girl to put up with someone like you, she'd have to be desperate and suffer from a learning disability.

[Royal Tenenbaum]

Boring. Say something new once. You're the one trying to make yourself feel better by trashing my relationship, something you know absolutely nothing about.

[James]

Well, there's the pot calling the kettle black. You're a broken record of "You're a loser and a virgin" comment, which I've seen you use countless times as a response to many people.

Besides, why should I owe you anything original? You're not worth trying to think up anything else. Besides, making fun of your girlfriend is working very well. Not my fault she's a failed experiment from the island of Dr. Moureau, you know.

I hope she eats you, and chokes to death.

[sadie]

there's this irl guy who told me last summer he's been in love with me for ten years or so, and, even though he says he understands i'm not into RELATIONSHIPS now (and may never be again >:) and says he expects nothing, i find that i can't even hang out with him happily anymore. i know it would never go anywhere regardless of my stance on relationships, for a number of reasons, and i don't want to end up feeling guilty for having given him any hope that it would.

also, "internet things" don't necessarily just go away, and neither are they necessarily of any less weight than other "things."

[Protoclown]

That's very sad, sadie :(

And "internet things" are all false, in my mind.

[Anonymous]

And then I could bring up Lenor. ;)
Yes. Thank god you didn't do that; That really is an ace-in-the-hole in regard to any encounter with me.

Or perhaps I've realized and admitted it was stupid and grew up a little, rather than choosing to base a belief system of love and woe entirely on a failed encounter with some daffy canuck broad, and make theatrical online productions of the terrible (but just) internet decisions I have to make in my internet relationships.

Hard to say, though.

[Helm]

Sadie, after I have my way with you in the toolshed, I'll totally hang out with your kids too. It's gonna be great.

[sadie]

i totally don't have kids. i have a kid. >:

[Helm]

What if I chop it in half? :notnice

[Ninjavenom]

Roadrunner records won't care much for that. :/

[Helm]

Who cares? They've signed Biohazard, for christ's sake.

[sadie]

it. >:

[AChimp]

You must have a really big penis if she wanted to go for long distance sex, too, Jamesman. :eek

[fear of karma]

i have done so many stupid things where relationships and sex are concerned.

I once gave a guy head at a track meet for the sole reason that i was bored. He told all his friends about it and I felt pretty much shunned because of my impulsive behavior.

also i dated a younger guy who only went out with me because he had a bet with his friend about who would get farther.

[CaptainBubba]

SLUT! >:

[Cybernetico]

This thread is interesting

Somebody get me some popcorn :)