NEW SHORT: "Insane Comic Book Covers - Lois Lane"

[Mockery]

Alrighty, the latest installment of our crazy comic book covers is now up online. This time, Pjalne gives you a guided tour of a handful o' comic book covers featuring Superman's insano girlfriend, Lois Lane. :o

http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/boxes/loislane-box.gif (http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/lois-lane)
NEW SHORT: "Insane Comic Book Covers - Superman's Girlfriend: Lois Lane!" -by Pjalne
http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/lois-lane

Enjoy!

[mburbank]

Man, I haven't thought about Lori Lemaris in a looooong time. There was one where Clark Kent was seeing her up on the surface? And he disguised her by keeping her in a wheelchair with a blanket over her tail. THAT is HOT.

So, all the chicks Supes ever dug had the initials L.L., but those are Lex Luthors iniytials, too. Do you suppose they ever....

NAH.

[Mad Melvin]

"you wanted to be with me ´till the end Lois. This is it! SO LONG!"
:lol
I MUST read that comic. I need to know what the hell is going on in that picture.

[McClain]

"PAT BOONE and Lois Lane are singing a new song about me! It's a great tune, but I must use all my super-powers to prevent it from becoming a hit!"

[mburbank]

Huh. I guess Supes was around for a lot of Pat Boones career.

[Dole]

My God, what kind of drugs were DC writers on in the sixties? I wish I could read some of these! Where are the covers coming from, are they online already? Or are they being scanned in for these articles? More, MORE!

[Mockery]

They're online already actually, and we'll be putting up more soon enough. :o

[Schimid]

"I Am Curious! (BLACK!)"

:lol

Not as good as Jimmy Olsen, methinks, but still awesome.

EDIT - I love the one where the rolling pin is broken over Superman's head.

[pjalne]

The reason why they're not as good as the Jimmy ones is that there's a whole other... well, sub-genre, almost, of Lois covers. There was no way I could include just a few of them, so there'll be another Lois page sometime in the future.

Oh and yeah, I never thought DC would pay homage to an obscure Swedish film about sexual liberation.

[Stak]

"I'll tell you why I'll never marry you, Lana, or you, Lois! Who wants a wife so stupid that she doesn't realize I'm Superman when I take off my Clark Kent glasses?"

Oh God, that is hilarious

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/StakRemix/Emoticons/thumbsup.gif

[pjalne]

http://tinypic.com/1gsndw

[ziggytrix]

i liked the real version better, pj :(

[pjalne]

Me too :(

[Jeanette X]

http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/lois-lane/06.jpg

I just wanted to say is that I really like those boots.

[Spooky]

plagiarism. :/

[Emu]

http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/lois-lane/07.jpg

I didn't know chimps joined leopard packs. I didn't know humans did, either. Explain that, Jeanette.

[pjalne]

plagiarism. :/

Wut?

[executioneer]

lol @ alt-text

[mburbank]

The cover with Wonder Woman offers a peek into a cherished sub genre of mine, something I will certainly write about at some point.

That's not just wonder woman out of costume. That is the early 70's No Powers wonder woman! She briefly lost her powers, started dressing seriously fun-KAY and had to learn how to get by in Man's World as a normal woman. It was all very bad man writers interpretation of womens lib, and it was HYSTERICAL.

[Spooky]

The cover with Wonder Woman offers a peek into a cherished sub genre of mine, something I will certainly write about at some point.

That's not just wonder woman out of costume. That is the early 70's No Powers wonder woman! She briefly lost her powers, started dressing seriously fun-KAY and had to learn how to get by in Man's World as a normal woman. It was all very bad man writers interpretation of womens lib, and it was HYSTERICAL.

give her a mystery, and she'll solve it.

watch out, Bond. :/

[felix_tibs]

Definitely, you guys should know that this exact same article was presented in the allsparks forum! I got to admit, I love I-mockery but this was a blatant rip off!!!

http://www.allspark.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=61775&hl=mockery

That also contains the link to the original forum...

Tsk Tsk I-mockery....

[Spooky]

felix, its funny then, either allspark stole the "superman is a dick" from me on a third, different forum, or everyone seems to use the same idea. :/

[pjalne]

Oh, that. Rog sent me a link to that after the Jimmy Olsen piece.

I had never been to that forum before someone started crying foul. How is this supposed to be plagiarism? That some guys at some forum found the same images on the internet isn't really that astounding. The internet is a big place, but not that big.

So, what, is Boogie a thief for writing about Riki-Oh? I mean, there must be someone else somewhere on the internet who wrote about that before he did. And what about the snowmen you made when you were a kid? Someone else had used snow to make stuff before you did.

[Spooky]

Which is what I said, it must be a commonly done idea.

[pjalne]

Yup. You posted while I was writing mine.

[Spooky]

ill still use the idea when i get to put into action my sweet new website idea. its going to be called e-mockery.com and be a comedy/satire site that makes fun of pop culture, past AND present!

[Jixby Phillips]

it will take place in India

[Zbu Manowar]

Oh and yeah, I never thought DC would pay homage to an obscure Swedish film about sexual liberation.

Get Smart did it with their final episode, "I Am Furious--Yellow." It's just a risque in-joke, I just go with it.

"I'll tell you why I'll never marry you, Lana, or you, Lois! Who wants a wife so stupid that she doesn't realize I'm Superman when I take off my Clark Kent glasses?"

HA! You won't see Marvel doing that with Spider-Man...though they should. ;)

That's not just wonder woman out of costume. That is the early 70's No Powers wonder woman! She briefly lost her powers, started dressing seriously fun-KAY and had to learn how to get by in Man's World as a normal woman. It was all very bad man writers interpretation of womens lib, and it was HYSTERICAL.

Oh, please please PLEASE let someone put out the DC Archives of that!

I had never been to that forum before someone started crying foul. How is this supposed to be plagiarism? That some guys at some forum found the same images on the internet isn't really that astounding. The internet is a big place, but not that big.

Oh fuck that. Pjalne, keep writing those minimocks, these are funny as hell.

[Daphne]

Those are amazing, but there's one I saw where people are throwing rocks at Lois and a little native-American baby, and Superman is saying "Lois for the love of god, give me that papoose!" and not helping her or the baby.

It's hysterical. :(

[Daphne]

Yay I found it! Superman's Girl Friend, Lois Lane 110, May 1971:

http://www.ausreprints.com/covers/m/0704.jpg
And it said "Lois, You must give up that Indian papoose now--for your own safety!" "Never! It's my baby!"

[felix_tibs]

Superman is right, Indians suck.