OK, just... no. Fucking stop this now.

[James]

I'm going to count to ten. And when I'm done, all these halfwits that have been popping up for the past 2 weeks better be gone. And that includes Max's Fatal Attraction from Brawl Hall (no, not Lady Ice. The other one).

1 >:

[noob3]

THE JIG IS UP

Dude, but seriously. My girlllfriend registered here in the past two weeks, she's a winner! :)

[James]

2 >:

[noob3]

=f

[AChimp]

:bucktooth

:lol

[n0skillz gamer]

Dude, but seriously. My girlllfriend registered here in the past two weeks, she's a winner! :)

YEAH! Im a winner! :)

[James]

Dude, but seriously. My girlllfriend registered here in the past two weeks, she's a winner! :)

OK, well since I haven't seen any reason to have a problemw ith your girlfriend/possible character, she wouldn't fall under the category of "halfwits that showed up in the past two weeks."

Oh, and 3 >:

[noob3]

SHE'S NOT A CHARACTER!

CYAN!!!!1 *punches into the air and flails about*

[Esuohlim]

I don't fall into this category, since I'm very witty. ;)

[James]

No, you are a fucking idiot who I hope to God is actually someone's character and the goal is to act like a retarded newbie. You will be the first to get on the bus out of here. >:

By the way, the buses that you will all be loaded onto will be taken to Harlem, where you will all have a screaming contest to see who can shout "WHITE POWER" the loudest.

4 >:

[noob3]

WITTY LIKE A BLINK 182 CD

[Fookin Flappy]

9 >:

[punkgrrrlie10]

Jamesman if you keep telling everyone to leave, then I won't have any more friends. :(

[Esuohlim]

No, you are a fucking idiot who I hope to God is actually someone's character and the goal is to act like a retarded newbie. You will be the first to get on the bus out of here. >:

Really, and before CynicalDave too? Man, I must be positively awful. :(

[James]

At least Dave is combated by many of the other users here, so he's being kept at bay. Meanwhile, you're allowed to roam free, like a special ed student without his safety harness.

And don't worry punkgrrrlie. You'll still have me and Proto.

5 >:

[punkgrrrlie10]

I think Noob said friend to me too :)

[Fookin Flappy]

I hope all the noobies are listening....

4 >:

[Esuohlim]

At least Dave is combated by many of the other users here, so he's being kept at bay. Meanwhile, you're allowed to roam free, like a special ed student without his safety harness.

Speak for yourself. You are the only person on this board that can not stand me, and only because I'm relatively new. Or it's because I'm "allowed to roam free, like a special ed student without his safety harness". :(

[n0skillz gamer]

Meanwhile, you're allowed to roam free, like a special ed student without his safety harness.

LOL, special ed people suck!

[sadie]

gamer, i seriously don't think things are going your way. >:

[n0skillz gamer]

ok... :/

[CynicalDave]

I dont think that Jamesman learned to count very well....he went from 4 >: to 9 >: to 5 >:

Whassup wit that?

[Esuohlim]

Someone else said 9, you retarded baby. >:

Abortions exist because of you.

[starz]

jamesman loves me even though i showed up a month ago :P :lol

[Professor Cool]

What about me jamesman

i put you in my song dammit :(

[Rongi]

Of course he doesn't mean professor cool :(

[Esuohlim]

He'd better not mean Professor Cool.

His songs are really good. Of course they are, he was in honors English. :(

[Professor Cool]

I think he does mean Professor Cool

And one day before my birthday :(

[FS]

They're coming in too fast >: Of course we got Professor Cool and Esuohlim out of it, but if this board had an ignore user function, I'd be using it on at least ten people by now.

[Jixby Phillips]

stop being mean to Esuohlim, guys :( He gets jokes :(

[ziggytrix]

just who the fuck ARE all you people anyway?!? (emphasis added)

[James]

I don't quite see the love for Esuohlim. He hasn't really done anything that hasn't pissed me off so far. But hey, if you guys like him, so be it.

6 >:

[LegoLars]

:/

[Fookin Flappy]

I'm sticking around for the pure enjoyment of Jamesman avatar, that has to be the funniest one ever

[James]

Enjoy it while you can.

7 >:

[Fookin Flappy]

Ok... I definitely will :orgasm

[kellychaos]

They're ... everywhere ... make it stop!!

http://www.angelfire.com/pa/maryanne/monkee2.jpg

[Fookin Flappy]

Your only saying that because you love me :(

[JeefGyle]

I cant wait til he gets to 10, and nothing happens except he stops counting :)

[kellychaos]

I cant wait til he gets to 10, and nothing happens except he stops counting :)

Oh my! :eek That's presumptuous. :)

[Matt Harty]

I guess i'm leaving :lol

[Professor Cool]

Professor Cool is gone :(

[FS]

He is not!!! :(

[The Retro Kat]

I can't believe no one acknowledged ZiggyTrix. He's was from the old board. I missed his raverness.

[James]

Could it be that we already acknowledged it in the thread he made?

Fucking idiot. You're also on the list of people that are leaving.

8 >:

[The Retro Kat]

Oh. Touché. I'll be damned.

[kon]

Man, this feels like the longest 10 seconds of my life :(

[the Uber Daith]

I was going to say something relevant, but instead i'll say this..

Whats brown and looks in the window?









pooh on stilts

[Rongi]

Uber Daith, radiohead quote or not, you are fucking lame >:

[CaptainBubba]

Wait! Wait! Let me do it!!!

Ok, here it goes: Well I'm getting tired of arguing with you and I've decided to do something else. I win. >:

[the Uber Daith]

Nein, you ist der original sodomite


die

[Rongi]

LOL, DON'T KILL ME :(

[lexical]

do i gotta go??? :confused

:( dont wanna go

hehe it would be funny if he got to 10 and nothing hapened. when is 10 anyway? its been a while since jamesman said anything.

[Professor Cool]

Dont worry lexical, the noobies who are being banished will migrate south, and we'll creat our own message board, well call it "Professor Cool's Party Barge", and it will be a refugee camp for all us n00bs.

Oh and to keep things moving for jamesman

8 1/2 >:

[glowbelly]

my sig should work here. >:

[Professor Cool]

Just wanted to say that im leaving I-Mockery forever, so I wont be here to see Jamesman's Noobie Apacolapyse, oh well theres many boards that could need a little tune or so.

So i will go out with a song, like how i came in with one:

We had some laughs
killed some time
Sprite is made with lemon-lime
But its time for Professor Cool to go
And its time to put a curtain on this show
so goodbye, so long
Professor Cool has sang his last Song

And as the falmboyant Snagglepuss would put it
"Ext, Stage Left"

[Esuohlim]

But Professor Cool... :tear

It was his birthday too! >:

[Raize]

wahhhhhhhhhhh

I can dish it out but I can't take it.

wahhhhhhhhhhh

Get a set for fucks sake and be able to take such arguments/insults as "your avatar sucks" and "at least I don't camp this forum all day and own 4.8% of the overall posts".

If you're going to treat new posters like shit, then expect them to treat you in kind.

OK, well since I haven't seen any reason to have a problemw ith your girlfriend/possible character, she wouldn't fall under the category of "halfwits that showed up in the past two weeks."

Naw, you only have problems with people that legitimately make you feel insecure for being a whiny little bitch. Lighten up, do you think I'm insulting you because I actually give a shit about how some WC3 fanboy feels?

[Evil Robot]

golden shower anyone?

[Jixby Phillips]

Get a set for fucks sake and be able to take such arguments/insults as "your avatar sucks" and "at least I don't camp this forum all day and own 4.8% of the overall posts".

.