The Marines

[Studio8]

This is what I learned about Marines tonight:
Their motto is: Always Faithful (Semper Fidelis)

They have a reputation for drinking a lot. And for living lives with integrity. They like having integrity. They understand working hard produces results. And they like integrity, too.

There aren't that many of them and they are proud.
They train there nuts off for 91 days just to be accepted. They claim that Recruit Training will change your life forever, no matter what.

They have a martial arts program and they fight in their full uniform, boots and all. They don't wear robes. This training is unique to the Marines.

They are the "aggressive tip" of the U.S. Military Spear. They are the smallest of the units, yet the only one with sea, land, and air capabilities.

The group's official birth was November 10, 1775 when Congress approved two batallions of Marines.

All Marines are in a state of battle-readiness. Their mobility is one of their key characteristics. All Marines are also trained to be Riflemen first and foremost. This is to protect their people, regardless of their speciality.

MRE means Meals Ready to Eat.
They contain approximately 1200 calories.

[Jixby Phillips]

I knew some of that alrady

[Studio8]

yeah right

[Jixby Phillips]

I read EVERYTHING THAT A PERSON SHOULD KNOW ABOUT WAR for school

[Marine]

This is what I learned about Marines tonight:
Their motto is: Always Faithful (Semper Fidelis)

They have a reputation for drinking a lot. And for living lives with integrity. They like having integrity. They understand working hard produces results. And they like integrity, too.

There aren't that many of them and they are proud.
They train there nuts off for 91 days just to be accepted. They claim that Recruit Training will change your life forever, no matter what.

They have a martial arts program and they fight in their full uniform, boots and all. They don't wear robes. This training is unique to the Marines.

They are the "aggressive tip" of the U.S. Military Spear. They are the smallest of the units, yet the only one with sea, land, and air capabilities.

The group's official birth was November 10, 1775 when Congress approved two batallions of Marines.

All Marines are in a state of battle-readiness. Their mobility is one of their key characteristics. All Marines are also trained to be Riflemen first and foremost. This is to protect their people, regardless of their speciality.

MRE means Meals Ready to Eat.
They contain approximately 1200 calories.

you forgot machine guns

[Alive]

And bowie knives named "Mike"

[MetalMilitia]

yur a fag if you call your knife 'mike' it should be called 'luceal' or 'bertha' or some other 1950s sounding female name.

[Marine]

and tanks :hypno

[Hyper Tonik]

http://www.75thrangers.us/~regev.n/Anderson2.jpg


That's actually my career after highschool. Do you intend on enlisting studio8?

[Marine]

but you still cant outshoot me

[McClain]

but you still cant outshoot me

You're one stupid sack of shit. You should change your username... you're making real Marines look bad. Ever consider something more applicable? Like "Capt. Asshat" or "Swedish_Semen".

You've got to be the stupidest 10-year-old on this board.

[Ihach]

see, this is what happens when we don't keep an actual marine around. someone call george to set them straight

[Marine]

but you still cant outshoot me

You're one stupid sack of shit. "Capt. Asshat" or "Swedish_Semen".

You've got to be the stupidest 10-year-old on this board.

i know that you are but what am i?

[McClain]

Damnit! That's the last time you'll make a fool of me, Marine! Mark my words.

[Marine]

Damnit! That's the last time you'll make a fool of me, Marine! Mark my words.

why not you are so good at it your self?
besides. you are not a real gamer until you can accept a failure.

[McClain]

U,U,D,D,B,A,B,A,SELECT,START?

[Marine]

no no its : aabbxxyyggoooddggssfggssgsMclainisastupididiot.aag ghhaahh

[kellychaos]

You're such a fag that just the contemplation of your faginess makes my ass hurt.

[Marine]

You're such a fag that just the contemplation of your faginess makes my ass hurt.
i know that you are but what am i?

[Spectre X]

You're such a fag that just the contemplation of your faginess makes my ass hurt.
i know that you are but what am i?

You are a fag, and in this case, 'you' is refferring to the person I just quoted that is not Kellychaos.

[Marine]

You're such a fag that just the contemplation of your faginess makes my ass hurt.
i know that you are but what am i?

You are a fag, and in this case, 'you' is refferring to the person I just quoted that is not Kellychaos.
i know that you are but what am i?
i know that you are but what am i?
i know that you are but what am i?
i know that you are but what am i?
i know that you are but what am i?
i know that you are but what am i?
i know that you are but what am i?

[kellychaos]

Whose character is this? And by who, I mean the character of someone that is not Kellychaos.

[Marine]

if you are you then i am i but if then who is me you are when?
a thought like that could break your brain!

[Jixby Phillips]

Hey marine you should sign up for an account on stripcreator.com and make some comics! I bet they'd rule and the people on the forums would love it!

[Studio8]

No, I'm not planning on enlisting, I have other career plans. But it would be fun to train with them and stuff. Yeah.

[BlueOatmeal]

LOL

[BlueOatmeal]

LOL

Well played BlueOatmeal! You are truly the king of the internet!

[soundtest]

i thought you were the king of dreamcast >:O

[BlueOatmeal]

I am the king of many things!



Well only those two.

[McClain]

No, I'm not planning on enlisting, I have other career plans. But it would be fun to train with them and stuff. Yeah.

What exactly do you mean by that emphasized "other"? To a guy like me, I read that and interpret it to mean that you're too good for the military or that you have something SOOOO much better going for you. Which is it?

[EisigerBiskuit]

I'm gonna have to go Airforce, cause marines are suave.

[HickMan]

Coast Guard is where it's at!

[Studio8]

Other meaning yes, I have other plans.
I don't think I'm suited for the military. I usually try to do as many things as possible at once, and I don't think I have the discipline to go full force at one single thing. My brother did the whole Air Force Academy / Flight School route and it's working out pretty well for him, though.

I was doing research on the Marines for a short story I was writing, hence my post. So don't worry, I wasn't mocking anyone or anything.

[ArrowX]

At the Canadian military website they have whit test that determines what your good at and no matter what Cook is always one of the main specialities for me. Right below Armored Infantry.

[Anonymous]

you'd make a good cook but a low-portioned server

[thebiggameover]

At the Canadian military website they have whit test that determines what your good at and no matter what Cook is always one of the main specialities for me. Right below Armored Infantry.

link please. i would love to see where i would fit...

[ArrowX]

They updated the site and I havent been able to find it now but the site is http://www.army.forces.gc.ca/lf/English/home.asp?FlashEnabled=1&

[McClain]

Tose damn Canucks and teir whit. Wat's wit tat?

[McClain]

TURN OFF THE FUCKIN' FILTER ASSHOLES! IT RUINS ME!

[ArrowX]

It makes me laught when I read the captions under my militarys weapons, its like there describing the loadout in a videogame :lol

http://www.army.forces.gc.ca/lf/English/2_0_29.asp?uSubSection=29&uSection=1

[EisigerBiskuit]

Yeah, life is just one big video game, hotshot, while people are out their sacraficing their pawns just to beat their oponent in a stupid game of chess.
I never really saw it that way. :eek

[ArrowX]

Did I give you silly chick pea sized brain a tumor or somehting? i wasn't saying life was a video game.

[EisigerBiskuit]

Look junior, all I'm saying is maybe it sounds like a video game because game's emulate just that.

[Immortal Goat]

http://www.75thrangers.us/~regev.n/Anderson2.jpg


That's actually my career after highschool. Do you intend on enlisting studio8?
Hickman punched you in the jaw, and he's weak. You aren't gonna be a Marine any time soon.

[Jixby Phillips]

Marines are stupid i think they're all dumb

[Jixby Phillips]

Marines suck

[Jixby Phillips]

Hey McClain are you a marrine? I think marines suck

[Jixby Phillips]

I do like the person who posts here with the username "marine" but other than that Marines suck and are gay (i mean gay like stupid)

[BlueOatmeal]

EL OH EL!

[Jixby Phillips]

fuck you

[Studio8]

You guys aren't talking about what I'm trying to talk about

[Jixby Phillips]

...DEAL WITH IT

[BlueOatmeal]

YEAH DEAL WITH IT!

[Marine]

Hey marine you should sign up for an account on stripcreator.com and make some comics! I bet they'd rule and the people on the forums would love it!
i cant draw :tear

[Anonymous]

lol

[Crimson Ghost]

Charles Whitman was a great Marine

[McClain]

i cant draw :tear

That was a fucking perfect response!

[Marine]

the only thing i am good at is gaming :(

[WTF]

and responses, rest assured. :)

[Jixby Phillips]

marine you dont HAVE to draw to make comic strips on stripcreator.com!!! :lol give it a shot

[WhiteRat]

Yay yay I just joined the Air Force today.

[Spooky]

i hate the term "gaming."

its not "i'm good at gaming", you sheltered-as-a-youth cliche forum browser, you, it's "IM GOOD AT PLAYING VIDEO GAMES"

i dont want to hear all your techTV queer hip technoslang.

[Studio8]

Hey marine

[Anonymous]

i hate the term "gaming."

its not "i'm good at gaming", you sheltered-as-a-youth cliche forum browser, you, it's "IM GOOD AT PLAYING VIDEO GAMES"

i dont want to hear all your techTV queer hip technoslang.
Yes, and it's not 'i'm good at skating,' it's 'i'm good at playing with my skateboard.'

Hopefully there are more people like you positions of authority so we can remove these woefully incorrect manneurisms from our vocabularies.

You colossal fag.

[Helm]

gaming includes role playing games, various tabletop games and even word games and the like, not just videogames, so spooky might be trying to distance himself from these other sub-cultures, and signify that he's just and only interested in video games, and being good at them

[ziggytrix]

At my grandfather's funeral they called him "gamer" cuz he liked dominoes and pool and stuff.

[Helm]

I guess he missed a constitution check or two

[Anonymous]

lol :<

[kellychaos]

Training to be a marine would be fun n' stuff.

[Spooky]

GRARGH

ALL OF YOU MAKE ME VERY MILDY ANNOYED

but you figured..oh, nevermind. im not going to waste my time.

[Matt Harty]

DEAL WIT IT

[Studio8]

I'm going to call you tonight

[Marine]

marine you dont HAVE to draw to make comic strips on stripcreator.com!!! :lol give it a shot


huh!? i dont!