THE CUNT FILES: The Damp Moose

[MLE]

GayUglyGirl: MLE?

(3 hours later)

Raver Training: yes?
Raver Training: who is this?
GayUglyGirl: Holy hell
Raver Training: what?
GayUglyGirl: That was just a little delayed
Raver Training: well, i was at school
Raver Training: who is this
GayUglyGirl: Sorry about that
GayUglyGirl: I'm from I-mock
Raver Training: who is this
GayUglyGirl: One of those 'faggy newbs' as you so lovingly refer to us as
Raver Training: who is this
GayUglyGirl: Um, I heard that you live in MD?
GayUglyGirl: THE DAMP MOOSE
GayUglyGirl: SRY
Raver Training: ...
GayUglyGirl: What part of MD do you live in?
GayUglyGirl: I taked to Schimid and junk
Raver Training: i'd rather not say.
GayUglyGirl: Just wonderin'
GayUglyGirl: Not like I'm going to hunt you down and strangle you in my basement or anything
Raver Training: no, but i don't want you annoying me, either
GayUglyGirl: I don't plan on annoying you
GayUglyGirl: Meh, whatever.
Raver Training: well, you're not doing too hot of a job
GayUglyGirl: Because you're so sensitive to those random internet people.
Raver Training: see, i'm doing my job.
GayUglyGirl: ...
GayUglyGirl: That being?
Raver Training: none of your business >:
GayUglyGirl: lol
GayUglyGirl: You're so tough
Raver Training: oh
GayUglyGirl: lol
GayUglyGirl: SO are you going to tell me what county you live in, what your daily schedule is like, or anything like that?
Raver Training: fuck no
GayUglyGirl: I forger what the last thing I said to you was.
GayUglyGirl: Forget.
Raver Training: well, that's good
GayUglyGirl: lol
GayUglyGirl: You're a cold-hearted ice woman
GayUglyGirl: OMG LUV
Raver Training: you're not even worth my time
GayUglyGirl: lol
GayUglyGirl: Sorry to dissapoint
Raver Training: oh, you lived up to your expectations.
GayUglyGirl: lol
GayUglyGirl: Is there any reason why you're such a snippy person?
GayUglyGirl: Rough life? Abusive dad?
GayUglyGirl: Something?
GayUglyGirl: I MEAN, BECAUSE I CARE
Raver Training: is there any reason why you're such a dumb person?
GayUglyGirl: AND STUFF
GayUglyGirl: Yes.
GayUglyGirl: I mean
GayUglyGirl: yes
GayUglyGirl: DAMNIT
Raver Training: because i care
GayUglyGirl: HAHA INTERNET POWERS
Raver Training: that was sarcasm.
GayUglyGirl: Oh man
GayUglyGirl: I wish I was as cool as you on the computer
Raver Training: which means you can stop IMing me at any time.
GayUglyGirl: k
Raver Training: awesome
GayUglyGirl: I'll be sure to do that.
Raver Training: well, get to it
GayUglyGirl: Ok
GayUglyGirl: I'm working on it
GayUglyGirl: One step at a time, ok?
Raver Training: well, you're not even at step one, you see
GayUglyGirl: Shit.


>: ALL THIS ON A SCHOOL NIGHT >:

[Schimid]

Remember that Kids In The Hall sketch when that one guy just wouldn't stay down, even after the Queen of fucking England told him to?

That's what this conversation reminded me of. Jesus Christ, just stay down.

[ItalianStereotype]

oh, you lived up to your expectations.

lolzers :D

[GADZOOKS]

Remember that Kids In The Hall sketch when that one guy just wouldn't stay down, even after the Queen of fucking England told him to?


I just watched that episode today :D

[Matt Harty]

GayUglyGirl: Because you're so sensitive to those random internet people.

:lol

[kellychaos]

GayUglyGirl: Not like I'm going to hunt you down and strangle you in my basement or anything

You strangle them and THEN you put them in the basement, fag. Sheesh! Dead weight is a lot easier to deal with than coming up with an excuse for somebody to join you down in the basement. There are spiders down there. :rolleyes

[RedLeader01]

Tell 'em like it is!

[liquidstatik]

i thought gayuglygirl was hickman. :(

[Sam]

HOLY HELL

[MLE]

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[RedLeader01]

this bump kindly brought to you by:

RedLeader01!

You're point is........?

[NOT Jixby Phillips]

I think you mean "your," there bud :lol