What you like in the opposite sex?

[Command Prompt]

I'm always curious to see what others are attracted too in the opposite sex (or same, whatever I don't judge) I think I am too picky, however I always seem to get mostly what I want.

What I look for in Women:

- Nice Eyes (prefer brown or blue)
- Appreciates or compliments my sense of humour
- At least some university education
- Within 1.5-2 inches of my height (+/-)
- More Princess than Diva
- NOT one of the boys. She has to be a girly girl
- No stubby fingers. Long fingers only. That weird elongated middle toe is plausable only if she still has generally nice feet. So no freaky appendages please.
- Moderatley attractive. Ugly girls are far too self loathing and genrally have too many personal issues. I blame society for that so don't point fingers at me. >:
- Athletic. This isn't a body image thing, I work out and am in good shape so she damn well better be.
- Like musicals and dogs
- Prefer dolphins over unicorns
- Daily spooning
Edit: - smoke pot or at least not give me shit about smoking pot

Some of these can be exchanged for good taste in music. A woman with good taste in music is rare so I don't even bother looking for it.


K so whats your story

[Jixby Phillips]

What I look for in Women:

- At least some university education
- Within 1.5-2 inches of my height (+/-)
- More Princess than Diva
- Like musicals and dogs
- Prefer dolphins over unicorns
- Daily spooning
Edit: - smoke pot or at least not give me shit about smoking pot

A woman with good taste in music is rare so I don't even bother looking for it.

oh you little romeo :lol

[Immortal Goat]

What do I like in the opposite sex?
MY PENIS!

[Karl Hungus]

seriously guys, where did all these creeps come from?

[WhiteRat]

Big breastasssss and one who can properly prepare a full salad bar.

[executioneer]

a sense of humor badum pssh

[Rongi]

somebody with all their original teeth

[executioneer]

what if they steal someone elses teeth IN ADDITION to the ones they already have

[Rongi]

that's even better

oh and all their original organs

[executioneer]

oh man i like where this is going

[Rongi]

and the same blood type as me :yum

[BlueOatmeal]

As long as that bitch ain't fat!

[Karl Hungus]

seriously guys, where did all these creeps come from?

[Royal Tenenbaum]

Command Prompt likes girls that buy dreamcasts! :o

[Rongi]

and command prompt if you ever meet anyone exactly like that i'll eat my shoe

[Helm]

whoa a lot of pathetic all at once slow down

[Dole]

Like musicals and dogs

You're sure its a woman you're looking for, yes?

[Command Prompt]

I agree with Helm

[MetalMilitia]

What you like in the opposite sex?

Me!

aaaaahahahahahahah :lol

You guys should be paying me for this comedy gold.

[Dixie]

http://hem.passagen.se/habo6/pictures/images/pic9_cronos.jpg
THAT'S what I look for in the opposite sex. My god Cronos makes me weak in my knees.
LAY DOWN YOUR SOUL TO THE GODS ROCK AND ROLL.
mmmmmm hmmmmmm

[adept_ninja]

must not steal my stuff

[executioneer]

What you like in the opposite sex?

Me!

aaaaahahahahahahah :lol

You guys should be paying me for this comedy gold.

someone ALREADY DID MAKE THIS JOKE METALMILITIAN

[Rongi]

and she also has to have a v*gina

plz no glass in coocher

[executioneer]

what about if its a glass EYE though that might be kind of cool

[Rongi]

i guess but the last time i had sex with a glass v*gina my dick got cut up so bad it was like pizza cheese >:

[executioneer]

what about PLEXI glass

[Rongi]

never did a plexi glass v*gina

[Big McLargehuge]

anybody who lists attributes they look for in a partner is just begging to be alone forever

[BlueOatmeal]

As long as she puts out! Am I right fellows???? It would also help if she was drugged up.

[Command Prompt]

anybody who lists attributes they look for in a partner is just begging to be alone forever

so you're one of those, are you?

[kellychaos]

what about if its a glass EYE though that might be kind of cool

She'll keep an eye out for you. ;) :eyeseks

[MetalMilitia]

What you like in the opposite sex?

Me!

aaaaahahahahahahah :lol

You guys should be paying me for this comedy gold.

someone ALREADY DID MAKE THIS JOKE METALMILITIAN

God damnit.

always the bridsmade never the bride :( :(

... i dont really know what that saying means so no one make fun of me for using it.

[kellychaos]

never did a plexi glass v*gina

It's like a salad bar with a spit-guard.

[Command Prompt]

Okay, I guess I've been shallow in looking for a girl thats smart, funny, and not have freakish fingers and toes, so fuck it, I'm kicking it up a notch.

GIRLS YOU HAVE NO CHANCE UNLESS YOU ARE THIS WOMAN


































































:love :love :love :love :love :love :love :love :love :love :love :love

http://members.mcnon.com/potatis/200.Thatcher.jpg

:love :love :love :love :love :love :love :love :love :love :love :love

[the_dudefather]

and if she doesnt help 'the kids' by this afternoon we are going to BLOW UP ENGLAND

[nothing4buddha]

oh Command Prompt you comic genius!

[ziggytrix]

nice reference dudefather

[Big McLargehuge]

anybody who lists attributes they look for in a partner is just begging to be alone forever

so you're one of those, are you?



What the fuck does that mean?

[Helm]

I agree with Helm

I mainly ment that you are pathetic, with your little underlined and neat list, you cunt. It's ok to have preferences. Everybody has preferences. But to have requirements, you must be some kind of major asshole. "Excuse me madam, would you say you qualify to be my girlfriend? You don't think so? Oh well... I guess, uh, sorry, ok be seeing you"

Never agree with me on anything. Never mention anything that includes a reference to me that might be construed as an attempt at befriending me, or that in turn you and are are even remotely grouped together in any way at all, ever. again. ever, ever. I think you're one of the most pathetic internet people I've met, and wouldn't care at all if you fucked off permanently. And if you think this is just stock i-mockery hazing omg you guys :lol it's not. It's not that I don't like you because I'm a cynical bastard. I like stuff. I like flowers and sunday mornings. I fucking hate your guts, however. Really. So go on, change your account name one or twenty times to show me how upset you are.

[AChimp]

I only look for soft girl skin that I can wrap myself in like a cloak after I'm done with her. :tear

[Dixie]

I only look for soft girl skin that I can wrap myself in like a cloak after I'm done with her.
Blow up dolls, party sheep, etc.

[Anonymous]

REMIND ME WHY YOU ARE QUALIFIED TO DISCUSS THIS!

[kellychaos]

I've never been berated by Helm like THAT before ... and believe me, brother, I've been berated by Helm.

[AChimp]

REMIND ME WHY YOU ARE QUALIFIED TO DISCUSS THIS!

Don't you know it. :(

[kellychaos]

What do I like in the opposite sex?
MY PENIS!

A joke so nice, they said it thrice. :)

[Esuohlim]

Just one where no periods or poop comes out

[Jixby Phillips]

yeah no kidding how the heck can they expect me to want to put my penis in there when shes got poop coming out?? its uncivilized :x

[jimbutsu]

I mainly ment that you are pathetic, with your little underlined and neat list, you cunt. It's ok to have preferences. Everybody has preferences. But to have requirements, you must be some kind of major asshole. "Excuse me madam, would you say you qualify to be my girlfriend? You don't think so? Oh well... I guess, uh, sorry, ok be seeing you"


Good news, Helm!

That's kinda sorta pretty much what I thought when I saw this thread- we don't even need to bicker over this one! I apologize if I'm out of line in agreeing with you.

As for what I'm looking for in a woman, it's whatever my wife is at any given moment in time. I'd miss half of my stuff too much to feel otherwise.

[Helm]

Not everything around here will revolve around you, or me, or us agreeing, dissagreeing or fighting at any given time, jim. I don't need your apology for anything, I do not have this kind of relationship with almost noone in this forum. Do whatever the hell you want, and the pieces will fall where they must.

Also, you're married, you fucking fag.

[jimbutsu]

Sarcasm is lost on you.

But yeah, I'm married.


Oh wait, were *you* being sarcastic?

[Helm]

No, I was being completely sincere, fag.

[Dole]

it's whatever my wife is at any given moment in time

She....she...mutates??

[Supercooldude]

Ok unlike all the assclowns above me I will give SERIOUS response to the questoin posed!!

What do I look for in a girl...

-cute face
-tall... I am 6'3 so I can't have her be any lower then about 5'8
-not fat (but not anarexic-looking either)
-no piercings, tattoos, or other blemishes on her body (piercings only on the ears are ok but other than that I think it's gross)
-healthy (i don't want someone who's on like fifty different medications or has to go to the doctor all the time)
-nice voice (haha I know this does'nt bother most people, but I just can't stand annoying voices - I would dump a girl with an annoying voice even if she was a supermodel)
-boobs can't be so small that her chest looks like a male's but they don't have to be big although no harm if they are
-natural looking, especially her skin... I hate dark tans... I don't mind darker skin if she's naturally dark, but I hate white girls with dark tans, it just looks so unnatural and gross
-reasonably smart (not necessarily a genious, but can't be a total bimbo)
And most important of all - not a slut... preferably a virgin but those are hard to find so if she's been with a few guys I guess I'd have to accept that... but she definately can't have been with too many guys. I would say about 3 guys is my limit.

[Jixby Phillips]

"I would say about 3 guys is my limit."

GROOOSS YOU'RE GAY GROOSSSSSS

[Jixby Phillips]

HE JUST SAID HE'D HAVE SEX WITH 3 GUYS AT ONCE EEEWWW

I'M GOING TO VOMIT AND THEN SLIT MY WRISTS

[Mr. Vagiclean]

super you are not cool at all whay don't you bop on a ball mr i am too tall to fall for a GAL, there

[Anonymous]

supercool i fit all of those criteria do you want to date

oh wait i'm only 5' 6.5" is that okay i'll be waiting to hear back

[Rongi]

all of my criteria for women can be summed up by that sir mix a lot song

[WTF]

And most important of all - not a slut... preferably a virgin but those are hard to find so if she's been with a few guys I guess I'd have to accept that... but she definately can't have been with too many guys. I would say about 3 guys is my limit.

Sorry, but Mother Superior is a no go, kiddo! >: