Valentine's Day Ideas

[Schimid]

I just got a cute girl's number about a week ago and we've been planning to go on dates and whatnot and stuff like that i guess i don't know she's a girl right but I don't have any clue what to do for Valentine's Day because I'm an unromantic bitch. It can't be too romantic or anything, since i've only known her for a little while, but still.

What've you guys done for your girlfriends before? I need ideas.

[ziggytrix]

WHAT DOES SHE LIKE?

[executioneer]

does she have a plexiglass vagina

[thebiggameover]

rape her AM I RIGHT GUYS???

[Jixby Phillips]

what the fuck is your avatar supposed to be ??? sorry guys for getting off topic but this thread seems like a good one to do it!

[thebiggameover]

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=16952

:/

[Jixby Phillips]

oh so its exactly what it looks like, except you have to be a video game faggot with strong convictions regarding what systems are good or bad to think its funny at all?

and sorry i thought it was that thread where damnthatdavid talks about what he looks for in a lady i meant to disrupt THAT thread

[Helm]

do nothing romantic on valentines day. It's the new romantic.

[BlueOatmeal]

I like buying flowers and putting "from your secret luvr" and then mailing them back to me and when I get them I'm all like "<3!"

[Jixby Phillips]

i like smashing in your stupid face

[Dole]

I just got a cute girl's number about a week ago and we've been planning to go on dates and whatnot and stuff like that i guess i don't know she's a girl right but I don't have any clue what to do for Valentine's Day because I'm an unromantic bitch. It can't be too romantic or anything, since i've only known her for a little while, but still.

What've you guys done for your girlfriends before? I need ideas.

Smear the word 'Love?' in your own defecate on her porch, and when she comes out just wink a few times.

[BlueOatmeal]

i like smashing in your stupid face

Now Jixby thats not what Valintines Day is all about! Your such a grouch!

[Rongi]

does she have a plexiglass vagina

if she does marry her quick

[Helm]

Shut up blueoatmea

[-->oscam]

l.

[HickMan]

If he wanted an L he'd put one >:. Just get her some carnations and such, Schimid. I'm in the same boat as you right now. Only I get to dance with her tonight and then f*ck her afterwards. THIS TIME ON PURPOSE :eek

[Dixie]

Flowers (for "not too romantic" I'd suggest daises or possibly lillies), chocolate, dinner, movie, concert or go to a play. Let her pick it if you don't know what kind of movie, music, food, plays, or activities she likes. Be sweet, listen to her drivel (as long as it's not about an ex-boyfriend) and just converse.

[BlueOatmeal]

Fat girls love choclalate! Tzhey think it is good for them. Stupid Fatties

[Perndog]

Bake her cookies. She'll be impressed by the display of effort above and beyond just dropping money on a box of chocolates or a bunch of flowers.

[DamnthatDavid]

Go find a sandy beach (Lake/River/Ocean) and write her name and your name in a heart in the sand, or carve it in a tree. Take a digital picture of it, edit it in Photoshop, make it black and white or something, create your own valentine's day card just for her. Place a single flower into the card, then put the homemade card on top of a plate of cookies/brownies/whatever that you have just made.

This Shows her that you have a sensitive side (Black and white photo) that you have a caring side (homemade card and The flower) and that you know how to cook (The cooked goods)

[Anonymous]

thanks, tenenbaums.

[Royal Tenenbaum]

Only stupid girls would actually care that it's Valentine's Day. Find someone cool who realizes it's just a Holiday fucking made to make money. Boring.

[Schimid]

h8 u

I actually kinda like the cookie idea. Maybe only because I'll get some of the cookies, I don't know.

[AChimp]

Show up naked at her door with a red ribbon wrapped around your weiner. She will love you forever.

[Perndog]

Hey no fair that's what I'm doing. :(

[HickMan]

That black and white card sounds sexy

[DamnthatDavid]

sexy ideas from a unsexy guy. :/

[Dole]

Only stupid girls would actually care that it's Valentine's Day. Find someone cool who realizes it's just a Holiday fucking made to make money. Boring.

Your girlfriend sounds like a right laugh :(

[kellychaos]

My intricate plot to convince the last girl I was interested in that there was an alien plot to end all human life and that we were earth's last hope to procreate failed miserably. I think that the made-up "black helicopter sightings" gave it away ... well, that and the fact that it was derivative and contrived ... I suck. :(

[Marine]

I just got a cute girl's number about a week ago and we've been planning to go on dates and whatnot and stuff like that i guess i don't know she's a girl right but I don't have any clue what to do for Valentine's Day because I'm an unromantic bitch. It can't be too romantic or anything, since i've only known her for a little while, but still.

What've you guys done for your girlfriends before? I need ideas.
give her a cake with a madman inside who jumps out and rapes her then you save her.
(i can be the madman)

[adept_ninja]

give her a cake with a madman inside who jumps out and rapes her then you save her.
(i can be the madman)

you got that idea from "XXX hentai rape date sim" your lame >:

[Geggy]

start a petition to bring an end to the valentine's day holiday.

[Anonymous]

marine is probably the best poster here

[Geggy]

EVERYDAY SHOULD BE VALENTINE'S DAY WHAT THE FUCK

[HickMan]

WHAT THE FUCK

[kellychaos]

Only stupid girls would actually care that it's Valentine's Day. Find someone cool who realizes it's just a Holiday fucking made to make money. Boring.

And I would have gotten away with it were it not for for you meddlesome cynics. :scooby

[jimbutsu]

I just got a cute girl's number about a week ago and we've been planning to go on dates and whatnot and stuff like that i guess i don't know she's a girl right but I don't have any clue what to do for Valentine's Day because I'm an unromantic bitch. It can't be too romantic or anything, since i've only known her for a little while, but still.

What've you guys done for your girlfriends before? I need ideas.

I hink you should drop dead and have made arrangements to have a rosebush grown in your fertile, composting carcass. This is an exceptional plan for two reasons:

1) She'll be pretty convinced of your devotion.

2) More importantly, you will be dead.

[adept_ninja]

my girlfriend and I decided not to get each other anything because its a made up Holiday. Were just gonna go out to dinner or somthin.
Also there is an idea take her to a nice dinner