Who wants to be my baby?!

[kellychaos]

I will meet you in the Catskills. While there, I will give you dirty dancing lessons until the break of dawn. Just to humor me, dress as a teenager and tell me that you're going to be joining the Peace Corps and that this will be your last summer of innocence. I will be easy to recognize as I will be the guy in the airport sporting a mullet and holding up a sign that says "Baby?" on it. If you can swing it, please hire an over-the-hill actor to play your father and to make threatening phone calls to me. A personal appearance by him would be a plus but not a prerequisite. No applications will be accepted without pictures. If possible, please appear in the pictures wearing leg warmers. Your cooperation is appreciated.

[Hyper Tonik]

I hope your kidding......

[Jixby Phillips]

Yeah kelly

[Evil Robot]

Your bad behavior as a child forced your mother into menopause at age 36.

[WhiteRat]

17 dollars. How's that?

[sadie]

i was in my fresman year of college when that movie came out. i was in tulsa. i saw it about seven times at the fontana dollar theater. i still have the soundtrack even--on tape. and, interestingly, it was filmed not far from where i live in southern virginia. :nod

[executioneer]

loveline forum?

movie forum?

idk

[kellychaos]

To further help in recognizing me, I will be wearing a black silk shirt two sizes too small for me with the sleeves rolled up to expose my passingly large biceps.

[Jixby Phillips]

I'm not reading the first post, so please tell me what movie you're talking about

[Marine]

nobody knoows the troubles ive seen... nobody knows my hardships...

[kellychaos]

I like dollar theatres 'cause you can sneak forties in there and nobody really cares 'cause they're not all snooty like those new-release places ... but you have to watch the night you go because sometimes there are a lot of single mom's with crying babies and that makes me sad.

[Geggy]

you make me sad. :tear

[sadie]

the cool thing about the fontana was it was a dollar theater AND it played new releases! plus it was an old theater with velvetty seats and whatnot.

[glowbelly]

lake lure, north carolina.

i spent every fourth of july there from the time i was 3 until i was 17.

[kellychaos]

Put that on the resume and you're definitely a consideration. Did it have an excellent dance pavillion with lots of silvery dance balls and a bad light show?

The dollar theatre (ooooh francais) that I used to go to showed movies about 2-3 months past the release date but that was OK because I am both patient AND cheap.

P.S. I don't like sitting behind ladies with big hair in theaters 'cause you can't see plus you're afraid to smoke because of the hair sprays. You don't have big hair do you?