SEXUAL MOMENTS IN VIDEO GAME HISTORY (continued!)

[Mockery]

Woo hah! We've been working on this one for quite a while now (myself, dr. boogie, and pjlane), and after many suggestions and many painful nights playing through some bad games, we've added on 13 new pages to our big Sexual Game Moments list!

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SEXUAL MOMENTS IN VIDEO GAME HISTORY (continued!)
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/sexual-games

Enjoy!

[darkvare]

can i use the battle toad groin hitting attack as avatar please :)

[Helm]

I have the original Rings of Power cart for the sega mega-drive (genesis, whatever, geek fag) and after 10 years or so, I recently finished it. It's one of the most difficult games on that system. Bragging Rights forever.

[Stak]

Oh man, I never noticed that about Mortal Kombat 3 or Ninja Turtles 2

[Spooky]

this made me happy to see

[EisigerBiskuit]

Battletoads for the win.

[Fahrenheit 1337]

The one about GAY was lol, I say.
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/sexual-games/pics/secretofmana5.gif
:lol

[Mockery]

Thanks, I had more fun doing that page about GAY than any of my other ones. :(

[Bahmo]

A few that need adding:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDWifTOITrg&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A65j0an5naM

[Guitar Woman]

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/sexual-games/pics/vend-3.gif

:lol

Also don't bump old threads you jerk

Especially ones I've posted in

[DeadKennedys]

Nothing can ever top Cho Aniki, but these are great nonetheless.

[Bahmo]

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/sexual-games/pics/vend-3.gif

:lol

Also don't bump old threads you jerk

Especially ones I've posted in

You're mean. Also, you didn't post in it.

[MarioRPG]

:lol good one bahmo
:hi5

[Sam]

SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW, NOOB :lol

[Bahmo]

One more that slipped my mind: Kirby's Dreamland 3. There's a scene where, once you move on to a new world, it shows Kirby with his friends, and Gooey licks Chuchu's ass. No way that's not sexual.

[Misdemonar]

SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY

[Sam]

GUYS, KIRBY IS SEXUAL BECAUSE HE SPITS AND SWALLOWS.

[Zomboid]

I'M GONNA TRY TO GET A BJ AT SCHOOL TODAY!

[Sam]

ALSO KIRBY IS PINK LIKE A GIRL'S P*SSY! :x

[Grislygus]

KIRBY'S PALS LIKE A PINK LUNCH

[Tadao]

HEY GUYS, WHAT ABOUT LEISURE SUIT LARRY HAHA I CAN'T BELIEVE NO ONE SAID THAT YET HAHA LOOK AT MY FUNNY AVATAR HAHA

[Bahmo]

Yes; LSL was mentioned in the article's intro, albeit sparingly. It's more about games that are overall normal, but with an occasional sexual bit. Choaniki is a very obvious exception to that rule, and it was probably included just because it works so well with humor. Oh, and honestly, River City Ransom and Ghouls and Ghosts don't really belong there. I don't care what anybody else says; the ass is not a sexual organ, so a simple shot of one can't be called sexual.

[Tadao]

OK class, what is one of the main signatures of an Asspie?

[Bahmo]

Antisocial behavior, and a tendency towards right-brained thinking. I know because I am one. Oh, and there's only one "S" in "Aspie."

[Grislygus]

Awww, another one of the five BILLION people to suffer from it when online

[Tadao]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ass+pie

[Bahmo]

I'm going to assume you don't mean the "shitting on a hot stove" one. However, I truly do have Aspergers Syndrome, and am not emo.

[Zbu Manowar]

Did we run out of Sexual Moments in Video Game History already? I thought there would be a ton more since Cho Aniki is on Wii Arcade.

[Misdemonar]

I'm going to assume you don't mean the "shitting on a hot stove" one. However, I truly do have Aspergers Syndrome, and am not emo.

SHUTUP SHUTUP SHUTUP

[Angryhydralisk]

When I saw this topic up I thought ther were new ones. :sleep

[Bahmo]

The real dickhead in me feels like adding an entry for "Asspie" to Urban Dictionary as "The word gay people refer to anuses by," but I think I'll restrain myself.

[glowbelly]

make sure you tie the knots really tight.

[Grislygus]

Antisocial behavior, and a tendency towards right-brained thinking. I know because I am one. Oh, and there's only one "S" in "Aspie."

As I've stated before, you know that's NOT Asperger's syndrome, right?

[Dixie]

The real dickhead in me feels like adding an entry for "Asspie" to Urban Dictionary as "The word gay people refer to anuses by," but I think I'll restrain myself.
You have obviously never google image searched Asspie then.

[Bahmo]

I don't want to puke at some person's fetish.

[Dixie]

I don't want to puke at some person's fetish.
Says the person with the Disney ejaculation avatar.

[Grislygus]

That someone with genuine Assburgers wouldn't even get

[executioneer]

and that like six people on this board have had already

[executioneer]

seriously, is it that hard to make your own goddamn .gifs people