When was the last time a Midget monkey stuck a stlit

[Bod]

up your chocolate lurve tunnel. Last night I suppose.

[Matt Harty]

I ate a stlit last night. It tasted like CHICKAN!

[Sir Laughs]

Hey watch it loaf!

(rimshot)

HAHAHAHA

[Skulhedface]

Isn't "pinching a loaf" burnout slang for "taking a shit"? (no offense Matt)

[Matt Harty]

I'm very offended. ;)

[Esuohlim]

I came here for wholesome family fun. >:

[Matt Harty]

I'll get the monopoly board.

[MaskedMonk]

People in my hall play incredibly loud games of monopoly at two in the morning. I hate them.

[Spectre X]

the Dutch are secretly the most advanced people on the planet. tell me their location, and I'll evaporate them with my Dutch Ion Cannon Satelite. if they don't die, I forgot to replace the batteries. :(

[slavemason]

Double Dutch Dork

[Professor Cool]

Help Me

[Matt Harty]

Hopscotch

[Bod]

It's still wedged there.

[The Unseen]

thi thread is so good i might have to bust a nut

[Bod]

Something's gonna have to break to release the vacuum.

[Schimid]

I thought we were talking about monkeys. :(

[Perfect Suspect]

Why do you bring up month old posts? WHY? WHY?

[Bod]

Because Y has a long tail

[Bod]

Fack me,I dont come fromLonmdon

[Esuohlim]

Shut up.

[Bod]

now if shut up shut me up then I would quiet

[Esuohlim]

I appreciate your brilliantly thought-out rebuttal.

[Bell E. Laffs]

THIS THREAD SUCKS

[Mr. Vagiclean]

what IS THIS

[Dick Tayshone]

Thank you, Bod, for this ingenious way in which you have succeeded to bastardize one of my favourite books from my childhood. Now I can't bring myself to even acknowledge the book ever existed. >: