HEY ALL YOU MEN OUT THERE!

[James]

Have you ever felt like you had to take a dump, so you go and sit down on the toilet, but it turns out you just had to pee really bad, and then you realize you just went pee like a woman?

:(

[Jixby Phillips]

yeah and its so humiliating let me tell you

[darkvare]

WORD! :(

[soundtest]

i have a prince albert and i've been pissing sitting down for 7 years i think about it all the time :)

[glowbelly]

real men pee sitting down

[soundtest]

:bow

[executioneer]

yeah oh geez what am i goinna do i pee sitting down sometimes :cry :cry

[Schimid]

when i pee sitting down i clog the toilet.

:picklehat

[EisigerBiskuit]

I've had this done vice-versa, but that's not interesting at all.

[BlueOatmeal]

Standing up to shit makes way too much splash back.





Wait a second! My sig was nowhere near as large as that one :(

[Big McLargehuge]

i have a prince albert and i've been pissing sitting down for 7 years i think about it all the time :)

Does your pee squirt all over the place? Cause i heard that is the big downside to having a metal rod skewering your dick :(.

[Zomboid]

i have a prince albert and i've been pissing sitting down for 7 years i think about it all the time :)
I've considered gettin one of those but I'm afraid of what'll happen when it's in use outside of the bathroom, IF YOU CATCH MY MEANING ;) ;) ;) :(

[Spectre X]

real men pee sitting down

:)

[Helm]

I pee ov er my shoulder

[soundtest]

Does your pee squirt all over the place? Cause i heard that is the big downside to having a metal rod skewering your dick :(.

it doesn't squirt all over the place but it can ricochet off of the ring so if you don't position yourself in a certain way, it could get off target. i have long since mastered this technique, but when given the option, i will always choose to piss sitting down.

I've considered gettin one of those but I'm afraid of what'll happen when it's in use outside of the bathroom, IF YOU CATCH MY MEANING ;) ;) ;) :(

haha lets just say no complaints here[/quote]

[Rongi]

soundtest your avatar is giving me an erection

[DamnthatDavid]

4 out of 5 asian girls in Soundtest's avatar are also giving me a boner. 1 just looks like a monkey. :(

[Helm]

DAMN that David!


or


RAM IT DOWN, David!

or

I-MOCKERY MESSAGE BOARDS
please read our rules and guidelines

[Karl Hungus]

maybe im counting wrong, but i only see four girls.

[Helm]

all these chinks look alike!

or

DAMN that David!

[Anonymous]

all cooks look alike to me

[MLE]

so do all waitresses

[Dole]

Drown that david. Please.

[Esuohlim]

Where is that avatar from? Jixby had it on ezboard. :(

[AChimp]

I never piss sitting down. When I'm taking a shit and have to piss, I quickly stand up to do it and then sit back down. >:

[ArrowX]

wait wait wait, What the sweet jumped up jesus is this doing in loveline? i was under the impression that Fartimowler was single.

[James]

Because any threads relating to emotional problems or discussion of gender/genitalia clearly belong in a forum supposedly for relationship discussion.

In other words, some people are just retarded.

[Supafly345]

Good god, how can you pee sitting down? Doesn't it hurt your balls to ram them against your pelvis in order to aim your dick downwards? The only time I ever pee sitting down is when I REALLY can't hold it in, and I need to take a shit at the same time; but that always leads to me shitting on my test-tickles. So warning: unless you have tiny nuts, do not sit and pee. It can cause injury and/or a very unpleasant mess to clean.

[BlueOatmeal]

Jesus Fuck man! You must have giant bull balls. I wish I was you so bad.

[Helm]

I'd really like to see you shut the hell up.

[soundtest]

Doesn't it hurt your balls to ram them against your pelvis in order to aim your dick downwards?

I don't think you have to ram them.

[Supafly345]

Sorry, I was very sleep deprived when I wrote that. But nontheless, it still aches like when you cross your legs.

[Zomboid]

haha lets just say no complaints here

Yeah, I read up on that kinda piercing after posting and it sounds pretty good:O . I take it you got it done in Canada? If so, how much was it to get it done and how much pain was there initially? I was gonna go get another tattoo at the end of this school year so I might as well get that done too if I can.

[soundtest]

I knew the piercer quite well (this guy from England who has been piercing for 30+ years) so I only had to pay for the jewelery ($40). I think it's roughly around $80 - 100 CAD though. Obviously get it done somewhere reputable and clean, use only surgical stainless steel jewelery, and get it done by someone who has experience doing PA and genital piercings (ask to see a portfolio).

As for pain, I think it varies. I felt a little pinch when the needle went in, then almost no pain for the week or two it took to heal. I had to wear a condom for the first two days because it did bleed, but not very much. I say almost no pain because I woke up at 3am the night I had it done with a raging hard-on and it felt bruised - like I had been punched there. I didn't know what to do... I wanted to jerk off to get rid of the hard-on, but I was worried that might damage something (I was told no 'sex' for at least 4 weeks... I lasted 2), so I ended up just curled in the fetal position for 10 minutes thinking of grandma in a bikini. Other than that, it was smooth sailing. On the other hand, I've met people who said it felt like they were pissing shards of broken glass for a week after getting it done, so your mileage may vary.

One word of advice - don't get it done for the sole purpose of enhancing intercourse. Others swear that they and/or their partner notice a difference, but I've noticed nothing. The piercing for increased pleasure is the ampallang, but I don't have the balls to get something that requires such a serious recovery time down there. PA is nothing: it's healed in a week or less, there's almost zero chance of infection, and aftercare is minimal (your urine sterilizes it).

All in all I'd recommend it if you're interested. It's the only piercing that I've kept (and over the years I've had just about everything pierced at one time or another) and I have no intention to take it out. Actually, I did take it out once two years ago for a couple of days and it freaked me out so much that I put it back in... whenever I went for a piss it looked like somebody else's... :chatter

[Anonymous]

pictures

[Helm]

Glowbelly and Fatsatan penis thread

[soundtest]

pictures

you just want me to get banned >:0

[Helm]

post in black and white dither resamples. It works. I've tried it.

[WTF]

Soundtest should have been banned long ago. He smuggled the picture in as his signature. Must agree with him, it does look painful. :/

[Anonymous]

just pm them to me, soundtest :sunglasses

[Supercooldude]

In Germany its called sitzpinkel. German feminists got a law passed that all men are required to sit down to pee when peeing in public washrooms.

[Jixby Phillips]

if roonting can post his d*ck all over the town then i see no reason why soundtest couldn't if he wanted to come on sountest lets take a look at this p*nis of yours

[Jixby Phillips]

oh yeah by the way in case you dont know roonting is somebody who posted here YEARS ago back when i posted because I've been posting here for a very long time in case none of you knew

[soundtest]

lol alright i'll put one up tonight when i get home (or tomorrow if i get home too late). hope shitty webcam quality is ok and if i get banned for this!!! :explode

[kellychaos]

Soundtest,

Has this ever been a hindrance in regards to airport security.

P.S. All blind people sit down to pee ... unless they're drunk.

[Spooky]

or unless theyre lloyd kaufman's character in "terror firmer"

[Jixby Phillips]

Lloydd Kaufman was playing himself, and if you beleive his self-depricating jokes in his various books, he is always drunk.

[Rongi]

jixby wasnt your avatar somebody masturbating once?

[pjalne]

I think it still is.

[Jixby Phillips]

I dont think so?

[Jixby Phillips]

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/saddadcentral/jixbyphillips.jpg?

[Rongi]

no it was a guy with a dick in his hand

btw this avatar was a very long time ago

[Jixby Phillips]

was it his dick? or did it look like his dick?

[Rongi]

i think it was his dick

[Esuohlim]

I remember an avatar that was a guy in front of a swirly colored background from the Cliff Yablonski page and then it was changed to the ejaculating dick that they used to do with image leeching. Is that what you're talking about?

[Rongi]

maybe? i cant be too sure

actually no, it was the guy in the middle of stroking. and he was sitting on a blanket. these where the days when the jixby phillips page o fun was still alive

[Jixby Phillips]

That would be the first picture something awful used. They switched over to the one milhouse described.

[BAPE]

good stuff i remember it all this is a trip down memory lane am i right go ahead soundtest i wont ban you or will i haha i am joking but the other vets may decide otherwise[/quote]

[Anonymous]

if you just post a link it'll be okay ;>

[soundtest]

Soundtest,

Has this ever been a hindrance in regards to airport security.

Nope, never had any trouble. I thought I would though.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v58/chungking/PA001.gif

[Mr. Vagiclean]

:x

[Rongi]

what is that weird fleshy thing around your dick?

i hope that's the last time i ever have to say that :(

[Anonymous]

it's a foreskin and it's lovely ;>

viper gts! :o

[Jixby Phillips]

great penis, soundtest!

[Rongi]

so THAT'S what a foreskin looks like

thanks soundtest. i thought i would be in the dark forever on this whole foreskin thing

[Big McLargehuge]

You could have just asked any real man >:

P.S. NICE METAL SOUNDTEST

[Rongi]

JETHRO DULL >:

[Esuohlim]

That looks like it hurts in a "Goddamn there's a piece of metal up my pee hole" way. :(

[kellychaos]

Now see here! :posh

[Helm]

dang how many bras does this girl have on

[the_dudefather]

shes a hedgehog woman, she has 8 breasts in total, and she she likes to double, triple or even quadruple-bra some of them

[WTF]

She is dead meat on any DDAAF memorial day :)