Constantine

[silentlywatching]

hey did you guys know that A Perfect Circle is featured in the soundtrack for the movie Constantine? I heard that they shot a music video with a bunch of footage for the film. I think it will actually make the movie better...a good soundtrack=a good film right?

[Ninjavenom]

After the first album, perfect circle aren't even worth listening to. The second one was mediocre and the third one was an enraging piece of garbage.

[Rongi]

keanu reeves is the worst god damn choice for constantine ever.

[HickMan]

yeah...FUCK movies.

[DeadKennedys]

No matter how good it could be, it's already fucked up because Keanu reeves has a character in it :(

[Ninjavenom]

Yeah, i never thought Keanu Reeves was as bad as he is until i saw the trailer for this. I saw the trailer for Sin City in the same sitting though, and that looks like it will kick scientific buttloads of ass.

[ziggytrix]

from IMDB:

Trivia: In the comic book "Hellblazer" on which the movie is based, the character of John Constantine is from Liverpool. In the movie, the character is from California.


woah :(

[DeadKennedys]

from IMDB:

Trivia: In the comic book "Hellblazer" on which the movie is based, the character of John Constantine is from Liverpool. In the movie, the character is from California.


woah :(

duuuude

[ziggytrix]

when i first heard they were making a hellblazer movie i was all OMG :rave

but now i'm kinda OMG :puke

i'm gonna see it anyway, cuz i'm a sorry-ass fanboy like that. if it does well, maybe they'll ruin books of magic or preacher next. :(

[Mockery]

I can't wait to see Constantine. It's gonna be hilariously bad.

[sspadowsky]

from IMDB:

Trivia: In the comic book "Hellblazer" on which the movie is based, the character of John Constantine is from Liverpool. In the movie, the character is from California.

That's because they saw Bram Stoker's Dracula and discovered that Keanu Reeves couldn't do a British accent to save his nuts.

Fuck Keanu Reeves. His only good performance ever was in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.

[ArrowX]

No his best preformance was in freaked, because they didn't add him in the credits :lol

[ziggytrix]

Hey, nice work, that ALMOST made sense.

[ArrowX]

Brooke Shields .... Skye Daley
William Sadler .... Dick Brian
Eduardo Ricard .... George Ramirez #1
Henry Carbo .... George Ramirez #2
Deep Roy .... George Ramirez #3
Mihaly 'Michu' Meszaros .... George Ramirez #3
Brian Brophy .... Kevin
Michael Stoyanov .... Ernie
Morgan Fairchild .... Stewardess
Alex Zuckerman .... Stuey Gluck
Megan Ward .... Julie
Randy Quaid .... Elijah C. Skuggs
Jaime Cardriche .... Toad
Nicholas Cohn .... Bob Vila Look-A-Like
Derek McGrath .... Worm
Jeff Kahn .... Nosey
John Hawkes .... Cowboy
Mr. T .... The Bearded Lady
Karyn Malchus .... Sockhead
Lee Arenberg .... The Eternal Flame
Patti Tippo .... Rosie the Pinhead
Tim Burns .... Frogman
Bob Goldthwait .... Sockhead as Tourist/Voice of Sockhead (as Bobcat Goldthwait)
Don Stark .... Editor
Arturo Gil .... Clown
Alex Winter .... Ricky Coogan
Tom Stern .... Man #2/Milkman
Gibby Haynes .... Cheese Wart (as Gibson J. Haynes)
Pamela Mant .... Nun
Joe Baker .... Prof. Nigel Crump
L.S. Kruse .... Peasant Woman #1
Marilyn Garcia .... Peasant Woman #2
Rick Le Clair .... Screaming Hippie
Georgina Valdez .... Screaming Woman
Calvert DeForest .... Larry 'Bud' Melman
Michael Gilden .... Eye
Joseph S. Griffo .... N. Eye
Jack Yates .... Security Guy
Ray Baker .... Bill Blazer
J.D. Silvester .... Biker
Jon M. Chu .... Giant Stuey Monster
Vincent Hammond .... Giant Rick Monster
David Bowe .... EES Assistant
Chuck Bulot .... FBI Chief
David Roberson .... FBI Guy
James B. Rogers .... Another FBI Guy (as James Baxter Rogers)

Keanu Reeves .... Ortiz the Dog Boy (uncredited)

[HickMan]

omfg can I suck you off?

[ziggytrix]

I still don't see how NOT BEING CREDITED made his PERFORMANCE BETTER you sack of suck. >:

[ArrowX]

It was sarcasm, he's such a poor actor I just had to say it made his preformance better because you wouldn't know he was even in the film.

[Immortal Goat]

Just as any compliment towards you is sarcasm. If you dropped of the face of the earth, no one would ever miss you (or even know you were gone).

[ArrowX]

maybe you won't, then again you don't even fucking know me.

[tenno]

the first time i saw the trailer, like when they spilled the water, what went through my head was, "wow, another matrix movie!" lol

then i saw the demons and figured i was wrong

[Matt Harty]

I don't know the history of the comic but I wanna see this movie for some reason. :(

[xenosoul]

Im going to see it tommorow.. I hope it doesnt let me down.

[xenosoul]

Hmm I just noticed that it said I posted that post on friday when in actuality its thursday.

[xenosoul]

And the time is screwed up. its 8:59 central

[executioneer]

post count ++

[Dole]

Is that initial post some horrific viral marketing thing??

Constantine is going to be fucking abysmal if the trailers are anything to go by. Keanu has as much dramatic presence as a warm lettuce.

[ItalianStereotype]

fuck all of you, I loved Constantine.

fuck every one of you in your damned grimy assholes.




bitches.