Fantastic PM from 'The Whackmeister' that I got

[Dole]

...merely for asking that he be killed. I mean come on.

Flaming a n00b doesn't make you look like a big man: it just makes you look like a coward and a bully. So if you have any ounce of human decency you'll give it up.

Unfortunately I only appear to have a few scant milligrams of human decency, so you're out of luck.

I am not 'flaming', I have never been 'flaming' I don't even know what 'flaming' is, I just think you're an arse.

[King Hadas]

Flaming n00bs on the internet always makes me feel like a pretty big man but I guess I'm just a big bully crying inside from all my childhood abuse, why daddy why? :(

[mburbank]

Actually, I've always thought flaming a Noob on the internet was the ONLY thing that made you a man, unless you were Jewish, in which case a Bar Mihtzvah makes you a man, and Flaming a Noob just makes you more attractive to women.

[The Whackmiester]

It's my sig, isn't it? People find it offensive somehow? Alright then.

And flaming n00bs DOESN'T make you a man and it doesn't attract women, it just makes you look like an asswipe.

Try this instead: Give constructive criticism instead of insults and cursing. It'll probably come back and make you happy.

[Shyandquietguy]

Holy fucking shit.

Redleader01, you're friend is here to pick you up.

[WhiteRat]

It's my sig, isn't it? People find it offensive somehow? Alright then.

And flaming n00bs DOESN'T make you a man and it doesn't attract women, it just makes you look like an asswipe.

Try this instead: Give constructive criticism instead of insults and cursing. It'll probably come back and make you happy.

Stop being a big stupid baby and stop filling your diapers with steamy droppings.

It's I-Mock, if you don't want to be grilled and berrated for various reasons get the stink outta here.

[Spooky]

half the time i can't tell whos sincerely stupid and whos a character >:

[DamnthatDavid]

I'm a charachter! I just haven't found out of who yet. :/

[bigtimecow]

whackmeister is a flaming n00b, lolzzzzzzz

[the_dudefather]

flaming n00bs is the modern equivilent at kicking sand at dorks at the beach and stealing their babe.

except it is the dork doing the flaming. at another dork. and babes are not in the scenario.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

It's my sig, isn't it? People find it offensive somehow? Alright then.

And flaming n00bs DOESN'T make you a man and it doesn't attract women, it just makes you look like an asswipe.

Try this instead: Give constructive criticism instead of insults and cursing. It'll probably come back and make you happy.

shut up, you fucking crybaby faggot..... :)

[kellychaos]

Be content with the fact that negative attention may be the only attention you receive around here. You're really not interesting enough to be THIS controversial and it is my opinion that this may be the only thread dedicated to you that might ever occur in this forum. These are your fifteen minutes. Live it up!

[The Whackmiester]

So this is all just some kind of hazing thing or whatever? Okay then... although I don't approve, haze away if it puts a smile on your faces.

[executioneer]

it's more of a "sorting the wheat from the chaff" thing than a hazing thing

[mburbank]

Oh, I wasn't hazing. I was just offended by your sig, except you don't have one, so I guess I mean I'm offended by your name, Whackmeister. I'm offended by the suggestion of masturbation, and by the use of the german language. It's just so offensive to me.

I'm also offended by the fact you insist flaming a Noob doesn't make you a big man. I contend it does make you a big man. Dole wasn't a big man, he flamed you, now he's a big man. I know causality is almost impossible to prove, but I'd say my argument is sound. Your argument is the kind of unabashed weeping I'd expect from a huge sissy noob like you with an offensive user name.

I demand you change your name to either Crippled Ape's Perenium or Gothic Poet.

Stupid Goddamn gay Noob.

[The Whackmiester]

Oh, I wasn't hazing. I was just offended by your sig, except you don't have one, so I guess I mean I'm offended by your name, Whackmeister. I'm offended by the suggestion of masturbation, and by the use of the german language. It's just so offensive to me.

I'm also offended by the fact you insist flaming a Noob doesn't make you a big man. I contend it does make you a big man. Dole wasn't a big man, he flamed you, now he's a big man. I know causality is almost impossible to prove, but I'd say my argument is sound. Your argument is the kind of unabashed weeping I'd expect from a huge sissy noob like you with an offensive user name.

I demand you change your name to either Crippled Ape's Perenium or Gothic Poet.

Stupid Goddamn gay Noob.

You do realize whack has three meanings: Whack as in to strike with an object, or (slang) to assassinate and, as you suggested, masterbation.

Miester means "Master." Now, if I was the "Masterbation Master" it would be "Whackoffmiester." But I used it in the context of the first two meaning, making it "Strikemaster" or "Bashmaster" or "Assassinmaster." you, however, jumped to the immediate conclusion that I meant masterbation.

If you were offended, why didn't you PM me and ask me nicely and I would have seen about getting it changed? There's no need for insults. But now that you have gone and shot off your mouth like that, I dunno... maybe I'll just leave it. Don't like it? Well that's too bad.

Edit: In closing, don't shoot off your mouth unless your brain is fully loaded!

[thebiggameover]

http://www.dogdayart.com/healthfn/images/soccer_mom_10.jpg

[Ninjavenom]

Yeah, Max is definitely the biggest pussy around. I hear he got pinned by a girl in wrestling like six times, and he is also afflicted with clinical Microphallus. Stand up to man, Jerkinator.

[The Whackmiester]

Yeah, Max is definitely the biggest pussy around. I hear he got pinned by a girl in wrestling like six times, and he is also afflicted with clinical Microphallus. Stand up to man, Jerkinator.

Which one is max?

[executioneer]

u r

[Ninjavenom]

? I don't know that riddle.

[The Whackmiester]

u r

Well well, who's the n00b now?

No offense, Ex, I just had to jump at that one.

[The Whackmiester]

One more thing...

Oh, I wasn't hazing. I was just offended by your sig, except you don't have one, so I guess I mean I'm offended by your name, Whackmeister. I'm offended by the suggestion of masturbation, and by the use of the german language. It's just so offensive to me.



How did you come to that conclusion? Where you punching the clown? Choking the chicken? Strangling the gecko? Wanking? Jerking your choad? Stabbing the hobo?

[executioneer]

u r

Well well, who's the n00b now?

No offense, Ex, I just had to jump at that one.

u r

[Mr. Oysterhead]

You do realize whack has three meanings: Whack as in to strike with an object, or (slang) to assassinate and, as you suggested, masterbation.

Miester means "Master." Now, if I was the "Masterbation Master" it would be "Whackoffmiester." But I used it in the context of the first two meaning, making it "Strikemaster" or "Bashmaster" or "Assassinmaster." you, however, jumped to the immediate conclusion that I meant masterbation.


Point A: No one fucking cares

If you were offended, why didn't you PM me and ask me nicely and I would have seen about getting it changed? There's no need for insults. But now that you have gone and shot off your mouth like that, I dunno... maybe I'll just leave it. Don't like it? Well that's too bad.

Point B: Pussy.

Edit: In closing, don't shoot off your mouth unless your brain is fully loaded!

Point C: Compared to Max, you're fucked. Completely. You're like an ant...pushing in the pin...to a nuclear bomb. Completely fucked.

P.S.

And flaming n00bs DOESN'T make you a man and it doesn't attract women, it just makes you look like an asswipe.

Try this instead: Give constructive criticism instead of insults and cursing. It'll probably come back and make you happy.

Where the fuck do you think you are?

[EisigerBiskuit]

Can anyone believe I used to be like this? :eek

[The Whackmiester]

Fine, I'm leaving. I hope you're happy!

[thebiggameover]

:imock

[Supafly345]

This is unacceptable, I am ashamed at how people are treating this guy. He is smarter than like 40x you all combined, but you guys are so stupid that his gigantic brain couldn't handle you anymore and it blew up. You guys are all the noobs, the noobs of failure.

[WhiteRat]

Whackmeister, get over this shit. Like I said earlier, if you don't understand the concept of this board then you shouldn't be here. I'm still a n00b by everyone else's standards, so I still get "hazed" if you will. My first day posting I was told to fuck off and I believe Jixby told me I was completely worthless. Jixby's comment made me realize that I am completely worthless, so getting treated like shit has it's benefits. Get used to it.

[Spectre X]

Whackmeister misspelled HIS OWN NAME.

[WhiteRat]

Whackmeister misspelled HIS OWN NAME.

:lol :lol

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Fine, I'm leaving. I hope you're happy!

what a goob...... :rolleyes

[Anonymous]

and max gets another teardrop stenciled onto his jewmobile

[mburbank]

I'm happy now.

[Anonymous]

i'm offended

[Dole]

I think this could potentially be some kind of record (from 'Hi Everyone!' to 'Thats it! I'm leaving' in 15 posts) - well done everyone.

[JackpotDen]

http://www.dogdayart.com/healthfn/images/soccer_mom_10.jpg

http://img145.exs.cx/img145/707/lolwoman4uy.gif

[ziggytrix]

uh, thanks? :/

[davinxtk]

You guys don't even know how hard it was to read this thread in class without roaring with laughter.

[Spooky]

i dont know, because its not that funny of a thread.

DOWNGRADE

[kellychaos]

I thought that my incredibly large pen ... erm ... post count made me the man-about-town. I can see now that I definitely have to increase my flaming of noobs. Hints on strategy?

[tenno]

That was frocking great:

STOP CALLING ME TEH NOOBSTER!!!

ARGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

YOU CANT GET TEH WOMAN!!!!! HISSSSSSSS!!!!

I AM TEH SMART ONE! I KNOW TEH DICTIONARY!!!!

I AM ATTACKING YOU NOW WITH MY MOUTH!!!! BITE!!!!

I AM RUNNING AWAY CAUSE YOU AM MEAN!!!!!!!!

OF FUCK 3 WEEKS LATER I GET IT I AM ON IMOCK HAHAHAHAHAH TEH ROXOR!!!!! ROTLFLMAO!!!!

[Spooky]

BLAH BLAH BLAH

what?

[tenno]

0_0 just like that porno i'm making with your mom: it's a work in progress.

har. kidding.

[Spooky]

YEAH HAR

[The Damp Moose]

HAHA WWW.JAYPINKERTON.COM AM I RHT

[The Whackmiester]

I'm happy now.

Well I got news for you, motherfucker, I'm back to take that happiness from you and shove it down your throat. You thought I just ran away and cried like a little baby, but you're sorely mistaken. You see, I knew that my absense would make you and the other flaming nazi pricks here very happy and when I got back, that wouldn't change, you'd figure "Bah, he's just here because he's a whiny little fag. He won't be here long." But guess what? I'm here to stay and if any of you don't like it, I hope you get anthrax and die slowly! Flame all you like, but all you'll do is just spam I-Mockery.

And mburbank, we are now sworn enemies! I'll flame your sorry ass until the day I die, and then I'll see you in hell! You'll know me! I'll be the one playing poker with Al-Capone, Ghengis Khan and Timer the Lame! (hell joke accomplished.)

Edit: I don't mean that, mburbank, I was just in a really bad mood after having a bad day. I'm sure all of you have been there before, right?

[pjalne]

He's right, you know, Max. You're going to hell, you know, being a Jew and all. :(

[The Whackmiester]

He's right, you know, Max. You're going to hell, you know, being a Jew and all. :(

Where did I say anything about Max being jewish? Even if he was, it doesn't mean shit! He got on my bad side and I'm never gonna let him forget it!

Edit: Like I said, I was in a bad mood. Fuck that. C'mere, you green bastard!

[Shyandquietguy]

Whatever, racist.

Edit: Racist

[The Whackmiester]

Whatever, racist.

I never said anything about max being jewish. I didn't even use the word "jew" in my comeback post. Are you high or something?

[Karl Hungus]

banned

[The Whackmiester]

Whatever, racist.

Edit: Racist

Care to back that up? Maybe with... oh, I dunno... Proof!?

Edit: Back it up or you're gonna look like a real douchebag!

Edit 2: Nevermind, Shyandquietguy, you have failed to prove anything and have made yourself look very stupid. Next time, don't call someone a racist unless you can prove it. Fucking pathetic loser. You suck more then that StonedGorilla guy at Newgrounds.

Edit 3: and Karl, just because you say banned doesn't make me go away. Give it up! All you're doing is spamming I-Mockery, and with all the wierd people here, the last thing we need is a fucking forum spammer with an avater that is fucking disgusting!

[Big McLargehuge]

Hey baby, no need to get your feathers all ruffled. Let's just calm down, sweetie. Now, how are you doing? Huh? Fine? Good.

[Karl Hungus]

i am now convinced that this is a character, or the worst human being alive.

p.s. you guys don't think im ugly, do you?

[The Whackmiester]

Well I'd like to argue with the rest of you... but this Canadian Weed isn't gonna smoke itself, now is it?

[thebiggameover]

this is why i quit pot...
:/

[Big McLargehuge]

this is why i started smoking pot :(

[executioneer]

this is why i'm glad i know how to spell keith

[Dole]

Its either a character, or someone very very very very very rubbish.

[MetalMilitia]

Or a character OF someone who is already very very very very very rubbish.
Mabey its redleader01's attempt to show his witty and creative side.

[McClain]

Have you people learned nothing? If flaming doesn't work (which it almost did until the gloating commenced) you must ignore. IGNORE! This guy has almost already ascended (descended?) to the likes of RedLeader. IGNORE!
He'll go away. I promise. People join forums for interaction and reaction. Don't give this twat either and he'll leave.
(Psst. Do you think he can hear me?)

[The Whackmiester]

Have you people learned nothing? If flaming doesn't work (which it almost did until the gloating commenced) you must ignore. IGNORE! This guy has almost already ascended (descended?) to the likes of RedLeader. IGNORE!
He'll go away. I promise. People join forums for interaction and reaction. Don't give this twat either and he'll leave.
(Psst. Do you think he can hear me?)

Heard ya.

If you stop flaming, I am the winner. If you ignore me, I'm still the winner. It's an "I win and you're my footstool" situation!
:hangman :lol

[mburbank]

I almost liked you before, but now I can't like you because you're a liar. You said you were gone, but you aren't gone. If there's one thing that offends me it's lies.

[The Whackmiester]

I almost liked you before, but now I can't like you because you're a liar. You said you were gone, but you aren't gone. If there's one thing that offends me it's lies.

*laughs at mburbank's misery while giving his mother 20 inches.*

[Alive]

You gonna walk before they make you run Whackmiester?

:only replys in kieth richards song lyrics

[The Whackmiester]

You gonna walk before they make you run Whackmiester?

:only replys in kieth richards song lyrics

Over your mutilated corpse or over to your mother's house?

[AChimp]

I think the use of [jolly] tags is enough grounds for banning, even without the racist attitudes.

Where's Bape?

[The Whackmiester]

I think the use of [jolly] tags is enough grounds for banning, even without the racist attitudes.

Where's Bape?

Don't blame me, blame yourselves: You push someone long enough, and they're going to push back! I am *beyond* pushing back, I am now stabbing the people who pushed me over the edge!

[ziggytrix]

Ah, you've entered the lashing out phase. Excellent.

[Helm]

hey whack, mind being my sworn enemy too? Just for a little while

[The Whackmiester]

Ah, you've entered the lashing out phase. Excellent.

Oh save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your inflateable four-legged date later!

[mburbank]

What a liar.

[The Whackmiester]

What a liar.

Hey, that's considered a trait these days. With that I can be a lawyer or even get a political career.

[rockets redglare]

Yo, that mess is Whack son

[kellychaos]

Bacon-flavored marijuana! :lol

[NOT Jixby Phillips]

Bacon-flavored marijuana! :lol

MMMMM, I'll take a dozen!

[Anonymous]

The following is a list of people who break the forum rules:

Cosmo Electrolux
-Broke the "No-Homophobia" rule by saying "
shut up, you fucking crybaby faggot....."

mburbank
-Broke the "No-Homophobia" rule by saying "Stupid Goddamn gay Noob."

These two should be given a stern warning, account suspension, or, in extreme cases, a permanent ban from I-Mockery.
You're such a silly faggot :lol

[BAPE]

[center:fe449d9d44]hey guys it looks like we have a lively one here hello whackmeister if you think this is tough you did not see anything yet this is warm up time this hazing you are talking about everyone getting you upset you are flustered you left once already i hate to break the news this is nothing newb consider this us when we are being polite right guys we have a little something around here called an initiation right now i will be honest kid you dont stand a chance you will crash and burn you must hone your mocking skills if you want a shot go to mock wars right now i want you to read every page then do it again learn the tricks of the trade then i want you to try and mock a newb you will learn a little here and there but attacking vets sorry pal thats the one way ticket to getting yourself torn a new butthole am i right ps look at my title this is coming from the top i have my eye on you so watch yourself just because i am at the top now doesnt mean i wont get my hands dirty every now and then i have been craving fresh newbie blood dont tempt me haha[quote][/center:fe449d9d44]

[The Whackmiester]

[center:5e57aea91c]hey guys it looks like we have a lively one here hello whackmeister if you think this is tough you did not see anything yet this is warm up time this hazing you are talking about everyone getting you upset you are flustered you left once already i hate to break the news this is nothing newb consider this us when we are being polite right guys we have a little something around here called an initiation right now i will be honest kid you dont stand a chance you will crash and burn you must hone your mocking skills if you want a shot go to mock wars right now i want you to read every page then do it again learn the tricks of the trade then i want you to try and mock a newb you will learn a little here and there but attacking vets sorry pal thats the one way ticket to getting yourself torn a new butthole am i right ps look at my title this is coming from the top i have my eye on you so watch yourself just because i am at the top now doesnt mean i wont get my hands dirty every now and then i have been craving fresh newbie blood dont tempt me haha[quote][/center:5e57aea91c]

I'm not afraid of you, elitest bitch!

Edit: And I won't crash and burn, the lord Jesus Christ is on my side!

[The Whackmiester]

The following is a list of people who break the forum rules:

Cosmo Electrolux
-Broke the "No-Homophobia" rule by saying "
shut up, you fucking crybaby faggot....."

mburbank
-Broke the "No-Homophobia" rule by saying "Stupid Goddamn gay Noob."

These two should be given a stern warning, account suspension, or, in extreme cases, a permanent ban from I-Mockery.
You're such a silly faggot :lol

How, might I ask, did you get that Private Message? Oh, nevermind, I think I already know...

[Mr. Oysterhead]

You're such a silly faggot :lol

[The Whackmiester]

You're such a silly faggot :lol

I would break the "No Homophobia" rule... but I'm not some ten year old myg0t kid!

[MetalMilitia]

haha you actually asked for mburbank and cosmo to get a 'stern warning' :lol :lol

good luck with that

[The Whackmiester]

I support terrorism!

You all heard it, right from mburbank's mouth!

[The Whackmiester]

I'm a worthless piece of shit who can't prove whether or not someone's racist, so I call them racist anyway. I also steal money from homeless people and use the "N" word despite the fact that I'm white.

There you have it.

[AChimp]

You're such a silly faggot. :lol

[The Whackmiester]

I flame n00bs for one reason: Because they're the lifeblood of I-Mockery. Without n00bs, there are no Veterans. So I flame them hoping they'll go away for good and I-Mockery will wither and die so I can start goose-stepping over it's grave.

[The Whackmiester]

You're such a silly faggot. :lol

Go back to myg0t and post racism while looking up dirty words in the dictionary, please. Nobody wants to listen to the words of a five-year old kid.

[MetalMilitia]

Your such a rasist wackmiester!

Why dont you just change your name to "I <3 KKK" while your at it
:rolleyes

And could you please stop PMing me with your 'final solution'. Im really not interested.

[liquidstatik]

You're such a silly faggot. :lol

[The Whackmiester]

Your such a rasist wackmiester!

Why dont you just change your name to "I <3 KKK" while your at it
:rolleyes

And could you please stop PMing me with your 'final solution'. Im really not interested.

Finally, someone who DOESN'T use Homophobia. The rest of you could learn a lot from MetalMilita here. [/truth]

[The Whackmiester]

You're such a silly faggot. :lol

At least I don't post people's phone numbers on the internet, causing them constant grief!

[The Whackmiester]

Could we maybe have this topic changed to "Tag Team: Bullies and Homophobes vs. The Whackmiester and Jesus Christ?"

Edit: The Name I mean, not the topic itself.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

i was about to take your request too seriously

[AChimp]

Hey guys, guess who the biggest racist here is?

[Anonymous]

wow, nice avatar, like it wasn't totally obvious to begin with

***EDIT****!*!****: and signature, god!

[The Whackmiester]

What the fuck!?

[AChimp]

BANNED.

[The Whackmiester]

Do NOT believe what you saw! Those admins are just trying to force me to leave. If you want me gone so bad, just ban me for fuck sake!

Edit: And how long is this hazing shit supposed to last?

[Shyandquietguy]

Don't you know that a racist always tells a lie to prove himself morally superior?

Don't be telling people something I didn't say, Whackmiester.

[MLE]

lol :) (to the avatar and the sig thing)

[The Whackmiester]

Don't you know that a racist always tells a lie to prove himself morally superior?

Don't be telling people something I didn't say, Whackmiester.

So YOU did it! You hacked my profile and put that avatar up!

Ban this hacker before he kills I-Mockery!

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

Damn that, David!

[The Whackmiester]

You can keep posting the fucking avatar and I can keep deleting it, you myg0t hacker fuck!

Surrender!

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:

[Anonymous]

http://www.popnko.com/imock/whackmiester.jpg

Just in case you all don't see what this racist is doing, he keeps turning his avatar and sig off and on again, i think it's some sort of subliminal messaging well it won't work now

[The Whackmiester]

Whatever Admin, Moderator, or Hacker who keeps changing my avatar and signature is immature!

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

Damn crackers. :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

[The Whackmiester]

http://www.popnko.com/imock/whackmiester.jpg

Just in case you all don't see what this racist is doing, he keeps turning his avatar and sig off and on again, i think it's some sort of subliminal messaging well it won't work now

Liar!

I can prove it... give me as second!

Okay, here's the proof: THe URL for the image goes to "Popnko." My sig came from Photobucket!

[Anonymous]

Whatever Admin, Moderator, or Hacker who keeps changing my avatar and signature is immature!
whatever, you're the one that hates black people

[Shael Riley]

We don't want racists like you on our boards, Whackmiester. Take your hate crimes and go away! >:

[The Whackmiester]

Shut the fuck Up! What the fuck did I do to deserve all this? This is not a Hazing Ritual! It's fucking slander!

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

http://www.popnko.com/imock/whackmiester.jpg

Just in case you all don't see what this racist is doing, he keeps turning his avatar and sig off and on again, i think it's some sort of subliminal messaging well it won't work now

Liar!

I can prove it... give me as second!
:(

[MLE]

:lol

[Anonymous]

And what's worse, slander or HATE CRIMES

[The Whackmiester]

And what's worse, slander or HATE CRIMES

When did I commit hate crimes? That avatar is not mine you lying whore!

[The Whackmiester]

Don't you know that a racist always tells a lie to prove himself morally superior?

Don't be telling people something I didn't say, Whackmiester.

I never heard a racist tell a lie to cover his tracks, they're usually always open about that.

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

More like the WhacKKKmeister.

[MLE]

i actually laughed at that :)

[Mad Melvin]

:lol
Can we sticky this thread or something?

[The Whackmiester]

Alright, you motherfuckers win! I'm leaving but with these words...

Death to BLACKS
Death to All FAGS
Death to all of you JEWISH FELLOWS!

[MLE]

Success!

[Shael Riley]

Now the healing can begin! :)

[Jim Duncan - Weather]

:hangman

[pjalne]

Lock & archive

[hawaiian mage]

What a silly faggot. :/

[Zhukov]

Jesus christ. What a fucking moron.

[ziggytrix]

Wanton abuse of moderator privilege was never THIS funny. :lol

[Mr. Oysterhead]

That was so much fun. I hope he comes back.