I got attacked today

[Rongi]

I am not liking NYC right now >:

Today I decided to go into NYC with a couple of my buddies to see the Cristo Exhibit in central park. ( This dude put all these orange curtains in central park. it looks cooler than it sounds ). so later on as we headed back to penn station, my friend ran up to some shitty hat stand to get a shitty hat. I ran up to follow him, and some junkie comes over and smacks me really hard across the head because he thinks i pick pocketed him. My friend almost kicked the shit out of him but decided the poor bastard was fucked up in the head enough. I decided not to call the cops because I just wanted to go home.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

:lol :lol :lol :|

[sadie]

don't mind the maggots.

[Anonymous]

You two should've beaten him up and pickpocketed him.

[Rongi]

the guy was a mental patient that obviously was let out and they didnt care where he went. it wouldnt have been worth it to beat him because it would be like beating up a retarded kid for throwing an icecream cone at you

[Rongi]

but that smack in the head hurt like a motherfucker

[Anonymous]

But then you could have gotten free ice cream.

[the_dudefather]

a bunch of drunken yobs attacked our flat last night :(

they cracked a window and threw rubbish at our door. now there is pot noodle juice over it :(

[ziggytrix]

i have no idea what you just said, but it sounds very gross. :(

[Mr. Oysterhead]

Why did you want to see something Christo did in the first place?

[Rongi]

well that isnt the only reason i went there

[MetalMilitia]

I think you probably had it comming.

[Matt Harty]

Please explain how metalmilitia.


Anyways, I was in NYC and some bald girl with no shoes is walking towards me with this full pink body suit on, and then she lunges. She proceeds to slap herself in the head really hard. Then she just keeps walking.

I walked passed the WWE store, and the guy in front says "I saw you hit that woman."

[Rongi]

that might've been some really stupid attempt at suing you?

[liquidstatik]

i've never been to NYC but one time this policeman tried to sale me weed as an attempt to catch me. :(

[ziggytrix]

Ha, you should have started shouting "CITIZEN'S ARREST! CITIZEN'S ARREST!"

[kellychaos]

Tattered. :(

[ClementineClock]

pain is fun :)

[Alive]

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