The tale of my new sig

[Sam]

Switch Dingo: Do you love jesus?
BiggieMclargeguy: i dont :-(
Switch Dingo: GOOD
BiggieMclargeguy: i have been drikning again :-(
Switch Dingo: GOOD
BiggieMclargeguy: JESUS DON'T PLAY TAHT
Switch Dingo: YOU SHOULD POST ABOUT YOUR DRINKING ON I-MOCKERY LIKE ALL THE COOL KIDS DO
BiggieMclargeguy: :-(
BiggieMclargeguy: OH WAIT
BiggieMclargeguy: if i posted on i-mockery everytime i was on some kind of substance i would crash that shit :hellyes
Switch Dingo: lol :ZING
Switch Dingo: I'M GOING TO MAKE THAT MY NEW SIG
BiggieMclargeguy: FAGMO
BiggieMclargeguy: jk , that ws out of line :
BiggieMclargeguy: (
Switch Dingo: NOW I AM GOING TO MAKE A THREAD ABOUT IT
BiggieMclargeguy: omg
Switch Dingo: YEAH that's right
Switch Dingo: YOU'RE GONNA BE A STAR BABY

[Big McLargehuge]

OH SHIT MAN :welcometotheinternet

[Sam]

BiggieMclargeguy: ohn shit im famous :-(
Switch Dingo: I hope you can deal with your newfound stardom
Switch Dingo: you might get your phone hacked now
BiggieMclargeguy: i should be like kurt cobain and be all "I HATE BEING FAMOUS :-( :shootsself
BiggieMclargeguy: "
Switch Dingo: no that's self defeating
Switch Dingo: you'll just become more famous
BiggieMclargeguy: damn
Switch Dingo: he was brilliant for doing that
BiggieMclargeguy: No shit, he would have been forgotten at years end
BiggieMclargeguy: but what about shannon hoon? He isn't famous
Switch Dingo: who the hell is Shannon Hoon?
BiggieMclargeguy: EX-FUCKING-ZACTLY

[Sam]

Switch Dingo: I UPDATED THAT THREAD
BiggieMclargeguy: man, i don't know about this
Switch Dingo: TRUST ME
Switch Dingo: I'll make you famous
Switch Dingo: BIGMCLARGEHUGE WILL BE A HOUSEHOLD NAME
Switch Dingo: JUST LIKE SHANNON HOON
BiggieMclargeguy: :eek
BiggieMclargeguy: shannon hoon is the fag from Blind Melon that overdosed, by the way
Switch Dingo: Blind what?
BiggieMclargeguy: OH GOD MAN
BiggieMclargeguy: how old are you agian?
Switch Dingo: 20 =(
BiggieMclargeguy: ME TOO :EEK
Switch Dingo: I know who Blind Melon are >:
BiggieMclargeguy: LOL
Switch Dingo: the fags with the Bee Girl >;
BiggieMclargeguy: LOL
Switch Dingo: I hope she od'd
BiggieMclargeguy: I NEED TO PEE
Switch Dingo: like all the other child stars do
BiggieMclargeguy: I NEED TO PEE
Switch Dingo: THE NEED IS RISING
BiggieMclargeguy: BRB
BiggieMclargeguy: i made another drink while i was up, i hope i didn't get pee in it :-X
Switch Dingo: DID OYU WASH YOUR HANDS?
BiggieMclargeguy: My roomate is a pussy :-(
Switch Dingo: were they already wet before you washed them?
BiggieMclargeguy: no :-(
Switch Dingo: oh =(
Switch Dingo: :-(
BiggieMclargeguy: EVERY ZIPPER IN THE WORLD SAYS "YKK" ON IT :-(
Switch Dingo: yo I thought I told you that we don't stop
Switch Dingo: not mine >:
BiggieMclargeguy: LIES
Switch Dingo: :-(
BiggieMclargeguy: look closer
BiggieMclargeguy: every zipper
Switch Dingo: this one doesn't say anything on it
BiggieMclargeguy: LIES
Switch Dingo: SERIOUS
BiggieMclargeguy: http://www.ykkamerica.com/
BiggieMclargeguy: :EEK
Switch Dingo: MINE IS BLANK
BiggieMclargeguy: LOOK AT ANOTHER ZIPPER
Switch Dingo: BLANK
BiggieMclargeguy: you must live in a PARALLEL UNIVERSE
Switch Dingo: :X
BiggieMclargeguy: a weird zipper universe :-(
Switch Dingo: where pants are PARALLEL
BiggieMclargeguy: nice spelling jerk
Switch Dingo: JERK
Switch Dingo: FAME HAS TURNED YOU ROTTEN
Switch Dingo: YOU'RE NO LONGER THE MAN I LOVED
BiggieMclargeguy: I can't help it if i am going in a new direction
Switch Dingo: WELL YOU'LL BE GOING IN THAT NEW DIRECTION ALONE!
Switch Dingo: WE'RE DONE! >:

[Matt Harty]

once upon a time SHUTUP ;) ;)

[Sieko]

once upon a time SHUTUP ;) ;)

BEYOOOOOOOOOOO!! :lol

[Matt Harty]

**UNLEASHES FURIOUS RAGE**

[Drev]

*KICKS MATT HARTY IN THE LEG AND RUNS AWAY* >:

[Big McLargehuge]

*MAKES OUT WITH BABES*

[The Damp Moose]

*makes out w/ babies& loo gros

[siekopwnschojin]

*makes out with chojin, spooky, and kellychaos all at the same time!!!!*

[The Damp Moose]

Hey, Chojin, I think he came back. :(

[Big McLargehuge]

*ERASES THREE POSTS FROM MY AWESOME THREAD*

>: >: :(