Paris and Fred: A Love Story

[Miss Modular]

http://www.frostylips.com/paris_hilton/paris_hilton_nicole_lenz_sex.htm

This supposedly was an email stored when Paris' Blackberry was hacked. I really hope this e-mail is true. :)

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Date Tue, 14 Sep 2004 23:01:40 +0000 GMT Show full headers
From WFD <fd@attwireless.blackberry.net>
Fred Durst

To Paris Hilton <parishilton@tmail.com>
Subject Re:


You have a stupid way of twisting things around w your own spin on it for your own stories to tell people. I just told you I have been and was seeing what you'd say. Whatever paris. You do what you please and try to twist things all you want. It makes me angry and I won't deal with that. You have been with a lot of men, many more than I have woman. I don't usually sleep with girls, just lead them on. So please don't make yourself feel better by judging me and calling me dirty. Not cool at all.

-----Original Message-----
From: Paris Hilton <parishilton@tmail.com>
Date: Tue, 14 Sep 2004 15:59:50
To:WFD <fd@attwireless.blackberry.net>
Subject: Re:

I want to, because I'm scared of you. You said you haven't been tested in a year and that fukin freaks me out. I've had anxiety all day now. I know I'm 100% clean. I really want you to go to a doctor too.

--parishilton

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They both are dirty ho doggs!

[liquidstatik]

:lol That'd be great if it's real.

[Anonymous]

if it is i suddenly like fred durst :<

[The Damp Moose]

I didn't know both of them were internet geeks. :(

[Spooky]

hes trying to recapture his fame

limp luhlimp bizkit

[McClain]

I'd bag both of them!

[ziggytrix]

body bags don't count!

[James]

hes trying to recapture his fame

limp luhlimp bizkit

Evidenced by the fact that he now has his OWN sex tape on the internet.

Fred Durst doesn't usually sleep with GIRLS.

[McClain]

Does your ass still hurt?

[kellychaos]

I didn't know both of them were internet geeks. :(

Durst had a blog I ran across once. Mostly it consisted of his rantings, his intermost feelings and him feeling sorry for himself. Almost no one responded to the message board section. Highly stupid.

[The Damp Moose]

Mostly it consisted of his rantings, his intermost feelings and him feeling sorry for himself.

He is so gay. omfg gai

[James]

Does your ass still hurt?

The sad thing is, that passes for humor in your simple little brain.

Should I expect you to follow me around into every thread for the next week, until you find something else to do/someone else to be annoying to? Because if so, I'll ask you kindly to provide better insults than that. If you want to act like you're better than me, you have to give me more than "lol ass gay fag lol."

[Bod]

Who is Paris? What is she famous for? I've seen her pic in magazines, but never got to the bottom of who she is. Never looked it up that much though.

[Ninjavenom]

Her father owns the Hilton chain of hotels. She is also the biggest sack of skank on TV right now. That's all there is to know :-/

[James]

Who is Paris? What is she famous for? I've seen her pic in magazines, but never got to the bottom of who she is. Never looked it up that much though.

She's basically famous for being rich. She's a celebrity in the sense that Donald Trump used to be. She's rich, and by association she's famous because she knows other rich people who are also famous.

She also had a sex tape leaked out onto the internet, which just made her more famous. She's literally famous for being a rich slut.

[Marine]

Who is Paris? What is she famous for? I've seen her pic in magazines, but never got to the bottom of who she is. Never looked it up that much though.

she is a skank she is a whore a slut and oh yeah she is an actress.

[kellychaos]

You forgot about her clothing line! >:

[Marine]

You forgot about her clothing line! >:

:eek

[kellychaos]

Britney and Kevin forever! TLA!! >:

[Number17]

I dunno...

I really find this hard to believe. Its pretty funny though.

[Mr. Oysterhead]

Thanks, captain obvious. I really needed you to tell me that.

[Number17]

Thanks, captain obvious. I really needed you to tell me that.

Just happy to be their to save the day Mam, sir, or it.

[Mr. Oysterhead]

It's there, I believe you meant ma'am, and it's sir, for future reference.

[DeadKennedys]

Paris Hilton sucks one guy's dick and she's America's sweetheart.

I sound like Mugatu here, but... SHE'S GOT ONE LOOK FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/1596090030.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

ugh

http://blogs.salon.com/0003880/images/paris_hilton.jpg

ugh

http://www.all-nude-celebrities-free.com/celebrity/p/paris-hilton-nude/paris-hilton-nude-1.jpg

UGH

Put some clothes on you hussy

[kellychaos]

Is that an extra ass on her hip?

[Helm]

MMMAGNUM!!

[kellychaos]

VHM Forum. >:

[Helm]

Shut the fuck up, cock.

[Jeanette X]

How come every time I see a picture of this silly bitch, her head is always tilted?

http://blogs.salon.com/0003880/images/paris_hilton.jpg

http://entimg.msn.com/i/150/ce/0104/ParisHilto_Guast_150x208.jpg

http://images.ibsys.com/2004/0126/2793010.jpg

[thebiggameover]

cause her neck is tired from all the cock sucking...
:/

[kellychaos]

I think that's the first picture of her right side that I've ever seen. Normally, it must be hieous! :eek

[Bod]

I see, a bit like Tara Palmer-Tomkinson who wasn't a celebrity until she went on "I'm A Celebrity Get Me Outta Here", whined a lot, shagged some semi-famous blokes and now is a household name.

[Studio8]

I really don't think she's that pretty, either. I guess she has okay looking breasts, but her face is kind of gross.

[Helm]

Not pretty. She's practised her socialite face a lot that's why it's always tilted, always the same smile

[HickMan]

I don't find her the least bit attractive. Am I gay..or what?

[beoulve913]

You must be gay, shes SUPER HOT!

[Sergeant_Tibbs]

In the third picture down why is one eye bigger than the other? Was she hit in the head with a rock as a kid? Maybe its a bad picture because her nose looks like shit too.

[Jeanette X]

In the third picture down why is one eye bigger than the other?

Its probably just the way the eyeshadow makes it look. That and one eye is half open and the other one is fully open. :/

[Galvatron]

Wow... So some people actually still think she's attractive. Well I'll give you some good reasons why she ISN'T.

Everytime I've seen her face, whether it be from a picture, or a film camera, her face is unusually shiny. Why, you might be asking? Because, apparently the pores upon her countenance produce more skin grease than ANYTHING that's ever lived, and that INCLUDES your average trekkie (or whatever the hell they call themselves now)

Secondly, those eyes. They seem somewhat hypnotic, because they are different from other blue eyes. The reason for that is there is no life in those eyes. Just a shroud of what may have once been a human being. What you have there is a soul-less spectre that might just steal your soul, all while fellating you by the light of a night-vision camera.

Third. That smile. Look at all the pictures above. She has the same smile each time. That's not so uncommon in itself, but look deeper into that smile. Look at the way her eyes are partly closed and arched ever so slightly into a subtle, practically unnoticeable glare. That bitch is planning something. Something evil.


Fourth, and Finally, Attention whore, attention whore, attention whore. Before the internet became big, the concept of attention whoring was usually reserved for idiots in high school. Ever since the act of filming something, then putting it on the internet became a reality, attention whores have returned to their true destiny. Now, any sensible person on the internet hates the attention whore. (And you know what I'm talking about, when a person submits themself depicted in a way to purposefully humiliate themselves. or to prove they can do a backflip onto concrete without getting hurt) That basic rule alone is why everyone should hate Paris Hilton. She'll do anything to grab the media's eye, except of course, something meaningful, because that of course, would take an honest effort

[ziggytrix]

In the third picture down why is one eye bigger than the other?

Its probably just the way the eyeshadow makes it look. That and one eye is half open and the other one is fully open. :/

Have you never noticed that people's eyes are rarely open exactly the same in pictures? I'm not talking about retouched magazine images, but like, browse through the PYPH thread or look in a photo album at REAL pictures.

It's also possible that her photo-op pose includes a bit of a squint cuz the dumb bitch thinks it looks sexy... she does seem to squint her left eye a bit in all those pics. Or it could be botched plastic surgery, who the fuck knows. But normal people squint sometimes too is all I really set out to say.