So, you hate anime fans, eh?

[Jonathan Clement]

I'll have you know that Anime kept me from going down a horrible path to hell.

Anime tought me to be kind to women and treat them with respect. I may have turned out to be an abusive husband who drinks, smokes does drugs and god knows what.

Anime showed me the true joy of having a family.

Anime is one of my biggest sources of motovation. I get my schoolwork done to some pretty anime girl happy.

Anime may have kept me from commiting suicide. If I can't have love in the real world, I can at least dream and have the girl who suits me perfectly.

Anime is one of my only means of escaping this rotton sinful world.

As you can see, anime is a good thing and when it is gone, I must die. Let me make a few things clear.

If you keep letting on you're a real organization, I will kill you.
If you deny you're a par0dy, I will kill you.
If you edit my reply so I look possed or like some raving loonatic, I will kill you.
If you don't answer question straight and forward without going into a bunch uninterperatable shit, I will kill you.

Is that understood?

This may surprise you, but I am indeed very hurt by this website.

But I'll certainly admit one thing, though. You guys look like saints compared to landover baptist. They let on they're christians, but infact, it's some hateful athiest sleezbag. I mean, you should see that website. They turn the words par0dy, sat1re, j0ke, into "Divine revelation" and "Wonderful baptist church.

Anyway, I'm starting to ramble So I'd better rap this up.

In summary, Anime good, Alcohol bad... Landover evil...

Remember what I said. Try anything funny and I'll kill you. And that's not a threat. That's a promice.

-Jonathan

[Jonathan Clement]

Oh, and by the way, there was some tasteless jerk on here who said "The japaneese suck at animation". All I have to say about this is:
SHUT UP, YOU TASTELESS ASSHOLE! YOU DON'T KNOW A RATS ASS ABOUT WHAT LOOKS GOOD! GO TO HELL! SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU JACKASS!!!

[Mad Melvin]

:rolleyes

[Jonathan Clement]

By the way, how come my avtar doesn't show up?

[Mad Melvin]

By the way, how come my avtar doesn't show up?

Who cares? Its propably a picture of some big-eyed anime girl with a tentacle up her ass.

[Jonathan Clement]

Ugh. I hate THAT kind of anime.
But for your infrmation, it's my custom game sprite.

[Mr. Oysterhead]

Judging by all the many custom games I've seen, that's fucking disgusting.

And you can't possibly kill all of us.

[Jonathan Clement]

It's not disgusting. Look:
http://www.freewebs.com/jonathanclement/jonavtar.JPG

And I think you hate anime because you're just mad that you can't have an anime girl. Or maybe it's cause you're accused of jacking off to it and it pisses you off.

[Mr. Oysterhead]

Oh, that was clever, but i'd still rather have a real guy than an imaginary chick. Anyway, I've some more questions. If you're a hateful, drugged up alky, why are you watching cartoons about love? or why is it that you decided to do this? You know nothing will come of it.

[Jonathan Clement]

Oooooooooh! SO, now you're gonna resort to defamation! I am not drugged up and I don't drink. I hate that stuff and it needs to be banned and anyone who does it needs to be shot and killed immidiatly. You're a plague on socioty. Look at you, typing with your left hand. For shame. And I watch it cause it's a good experience. And I do this cause I'm defending what I love!

[Mr. Oysterhead]

tsk, tsk. So much for all the respect and loving teachings of anime, eh? It's not quite defamation. When you started this, you said you may have ended up as an abusive husband, druggie, etc. If you weren't already doing such things which would lead you to such ruin, you weren't on that path. It's rather judgmental of you to suddenly decide to kill anyone who does something you don't like, and lastly, you can't spell most of those words. Might I suggest a dictionary?

[Jonathan Clement]

Yes, because of the houshold I live in. I never was on drugs, and I probably never would have anyway I guess. But LOOK!!! Look at the world! The rightious man DYING and being replaced by sinful freaks like YOU! And for WHAT?! So you can... Smoke! And do drugs! And have pre-marital sex! And have abortions! And destroy anything in this world that is good and pure! Anime is just about the last of the decency in this world and you want to destroy it!

[Schimid]

:lol

[Mr. Oysterhead]

Well, well. If you were never going to be on drugs, how did anime save you? It didn't. Also, what have I done that is so sinful? Another thing, how do you define sinful? Look, more. How can you be the judge of righteousness? Have you lived the lives of these people you have dubbed monsters? If anime was decent, hentai wouldn't exist. You are not a god, stop acting like one, and shut the fuck up.

[Rongi]

i think i love this guy :lol

[Rongi]

and what on earth do you mean by anime teaching you to be nice to women? in most animes i've seen they treat rape like a god damn high five.

[Jonathan Clement]

BAH! As frog would probably say in this situation, "Go fucketh thyself." I hope you get 10 STD's having sex with random people you're not even married to and then get a baby and abort it and then it comes back from the dead to kill you. I'm not gonna waste my time with the likes of you anymore. I'm going. But at least I can tell what REAL men are! I hope you choke to death next time you eat. Regan Vagor Vom. That's a satanic chant and now, you're going to hell and there's nothing you can do about it. One again, Fucketh thee.

[Mr. Oysterhead]

It's not a satanic chant, that's just some words you put together. Everyone knows that. And it's not very nice of you to just pick up your shit and leave when you've been proven an idiot. Don't you want to tell me how alcoholics are worse than people who try to send others to hell, or want to kill a good portion of the planet?

[Rongi]

THREAD BACKUPS :lol

[executioneer]

your avatar probably doesn't show up because your host doesn't allow hotlinking

[Anonymous]

normally i'd send this to backups but this forum needs the love

[nothing4buddha]

Yes, because of the houshold I live in. I never was on drugs, and I probably never would have anyway I guess. But LOOK!!! Look at the world! The rightious man DYING and being replaced by sinful freaks like YOU! And for WHAT?! So you can... Smoke! And do drugs! And have pre-marital sex! And have abortions! And destroy anything in this world that is good and pure! Anime is just about the last of the decency in this world and you want to destroy it!

fag

[executioneer]

Q: Why do you hate gays so much?
A: "Hate" is kind a strong word. I don't really HATE them. I just hate how they act. They march in parades to say they're gay. They write books for little children. They push to get married, and they just look so stupid. AND it's against the bible as well! And most of all, there is that stupid NAMBLA trying to make child molesting legal! I don't care if they're gay and they stay in the closet and admit that homosexuality is wrong. But mostly, I just get sick of hearing them on the news all the time.


:lol

[EisigerBiskuit]

Don't kill me, I've only begun to find the brutal facts on life! Like how anime is silly.

[Anonymous]

I don't care if they're gay and they stay in the closet and admit that homosexuality is wrong.
lol :<

[DamnthatDavid]

You tell it brotha! Anime kept me from killing myself also! I had the gun to my temple, and was doing a last bit of websurfing. (Checking my blog, and telling everyone goodbye) when I found this humble board, and the DDAAF. I was enlightened! So, I lowered the gun.

"What a waste of a bullet" I cried to myself "When so many more deserving, and needy, Anime Fans could benifit from this experience! How could I, as a human being, allow them this life of cartoony enslavement to continue?!?! Death shall be a glorious release for those dearest anime fans!"

I grabbed up a bottle of scotch, took a mighty swing, and went forth to release them from mortal bonds and cartoon enslavement!

[kon]

JONATHAN CLEMENT HOW'S IT GOIN?

[kon]

oh shit rongi rules :lol

[Rongi]

lol what happened to adult swim

[executioneer]

anime happened to it >:

[kon]

holy shit i'm not banned still how the hell did i do that

[executioneer]

idk maybe you were only banned for a month or sometihng

[Rongi]

i meant his site

[adept_ninja]

You're a plague on socioty. Look at you, typing with your left hand. For shame. And I watch it cause it's a good experience. And I do this cause I'm defending what I love!

guys I really think we should take DDAAF down...I mean look we are a plague to socioty

[executioneer]

i meant his site

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/adultswim/index.html ?

[Marine]

I'll have you know that Anime kept me from going down a horrible path to hell.

Anime tought me to be kind to women and treat them with respect. I may have turned out to be an abusive husband who drinks, smokes does drugs and god knows what.

Anime showed me the true joy of having a family.

Anime is one of my biggest sources of motovation. I get my schoolwork done to some pretty anime girl happy.

-Jonathan

You never read Shounen right?

[ArrowX]

http://www.freewebs.com/jonathanclement/rand1.htm
Have any of you guys checked out this faggots Webpage? :lol

[executioneer]

absolutely not thats crazy talk

[ArrowX]

If you go to the messageboard, look at the members and total posts LOL

[FromThe13thFloor]

It's not disgusting. Look:
http://www.freewebs.com/jonathanclement/jonavtar.JPG

I think there only needs to be ONE 8 bit theater. Poser.

[Mr. Fugo]

Remember; he may be a demented serial-killer.

[FromThe13thFloor]

OH WOOPS SORRY DUDE

[Rez]

people like johnathan clement make hastily constructed forums from flimsy concepts worthwhile

I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.
I'M GOING TO KILL YOU
I'M GOING TO KILL YOU
I'M GOING TO KILL YOU

[hix1122]

NO! I refuse to believe that this person exists! HE IS A CHARACTER DAMNIT! I KNOW IT! There is no way that someone this sad exists!

[Krikke-chan]

Drunk drivers, huh?
One question: Whats bad with anime/manga???

[Helm]

I want to stab your face with a rusty spoon.

[Chojin]

Let's see if you can read his english! :P

[executioneer]

it looks terrible and generally is very trite

[Gavyn Sykes]

Drunk drivers, huh?
One question: Whats bad with anime/manga???

Anime fans act like elitist jackasses most of the time.

[Jon Clement]

NO THEY DON'T!!!! I got proof:

http://www.japan-expo.com/shinbun_je6/photos/best/best_cosplay.jpg

See? That is the coolest dude EVER! He even putted false breasts on him so he could look like his character too!

[Guitar Woman]

I think I hate you more under your new name.

[ArrowX]

NO THEY DON'T!!!! I got proof:

http://www.japan-expo.com/shinbun_je6/photos/best/best_cosplay.jpg
!
What? Please explain to me how a 17 year old nerd spaling coils of dog shit to his chesticles then dressing up like a jester, disproves that your all elitists.

you advocate anti-homosexuality, and thats clearly the most homoerotic thing ive ever seen.

[Chojin]

Jon isn't the same guy as Jonathan.

[Supafly345]

I once made the mistake of referring to him as "Johnathan" which is another completely differnt person.

[Bob the Angry Potato]

Listen, just ignore him. Mr Clement is obviously just defending what he likes (Which proves he's just another otaku, but I'm not going to say anything), but he really shouldn't fuel us on by posting so many times.

You're not going to change any opinions here, John. I'm not going to insult you here, I'm just stating mabye you should go to a different place.

[Jonathan Clement]

You DO realize that you create your own personal hell. Someday, you'll regret impersonating me and mocking me and all the things you say. And you'll never be able to forget because it will be eternal punishment. You think you can live with it now, but that's becuase you havn't seen it from the other persons perspective. Remember, God can see everything and you'll be punished for every wicked act you do.

[Aneurysm]

I'm definitely going to hell then. :(

[Jonathan Clement]

The Jester it Harle From Chrono Cross.

[ArrowX]

That did not warrant a post your filthy cunt!

[Archduke Tips]

and then get a baby and abort it and then it comes back from the dead to kill you.

That would be an awesome movie.

[ArrowX]

You should enlist sports to help with that one

[Archduke Tips]

That went way over my head. :(

[ArrowX]

I guess only the people who read sports gay Universal Soldier (among other series) Fanfics. That kid had WAY too mch time on his hands.

[Archduke Tips]

Actually, I change my mind. I don't like rice. Sorry.

[ArrowX]

I like rice.

[Archduke Tips]

A lot of times I mix this buffalo hot sauce into rice and it makes it taste like meat. I think it is all the MSG.

[ziggytrix]

it's the ground up bits of buffalo :themoreyouknow

[Archduke Tips]

I grind them up to make my breadrice.

[Bob the Angry Potato]

As this topic has gone so off-course, here's a random doodle of my Airsoft/Paintball gear.

http://photobucket.com/albums/b132/BobtheAngryPotato/?action=view&current=41de6881.jpg

[ArrowX]

You Don't have an F200 >:

I'm stuck with a shitty Gravity fed P90 and an L85A1 :(

[Bob the Angry Potato]

Nah, it's a hybrid FA-MAS with a P90 pistol grip, an XM177 cocking handle, and a G36 rail. Thanks to Hardcoil for instructions and the idea, I owe you so much...

You DON'T know Airsoft up in Canada. Everyone's got really good quality or nothing, there's no CYMA, WELL, CyberGun, or any crap. Everything's MARUI or above, usually heavily upgraded.

[ArrowX]

yeah its Called the FN F2000.

http://world.guns.ru/assault/as41-e.htm

[Bob the Angry Potato]

I know about the FN 2000, I pretty much have the world.guns.ru memorized.
This is an Airsoft counterpart, botched together. I never said I had an FN-2000, it’s just a CQB weapon with a Tokyo Marui FA-MAS internals, a Marui P90 pistol grip, a G36 rail, and an XM177 cocking handle. This is only different in a few ways, being MUCH smaller (Hence ‘CQB’), lacking the curves and the OICW-reminiscent scope, and several other features (Different cocking handle, et cetera).

As for your guns, save up and get a Marui. They’re 10 times better in every aspect, I don’t see how Airsofters down south can put up with those cruddy guns, no offence meant.

Oh, by the way,
SEND your L85 in to a repairman IMMEDIATELY.

The goddamn thing will crap out on you soon, the firing plate isn’t built to last. If you don’t, then the whole goddamn gun goes straight to hell, as it splits and half and partially ruins your mechbox. Best thing is, don’t fire any rounds out of it for now. I know this from experience, have it reinforced or repaired. This is, if it is an Academy L85, which I’m assuming it is (There’s 3 others, the STAR one, which isn’t out yet, and 2 customs from Hong Kong. One is more than a thousand dollars, so I’m assuming you didn’t get that, and the other is a very bad dealer who flakes on you at the last minute, and won’t return your money for months.)

Heh... I bet anime nerds like Mr. Clement have no sweet clue what I'm going on about...

[Archduke Tips]

That's a pretty good sketch!

[Bob the Angry Potato]

Thanks... I was bored, had a pencil and paper, and access to a scanner.
Also, I couldn't get my mind of the custom gun and such, and the fact my new CADPAT camo just came in the mail (Works well, we had a game of 'Irish Republican style Hide and Seek' in a clearing around a hostel, with CADPATs, patrol caps and balaclavas... it's safe to say it was a waste of time, almost everyone hid in plain view yet almost no-one was found).

Oh, by the way (to the guy who has the L85), send it to get upgraded. Reinforcing the firing/tappet plate, replacing the bushings and the gears, upgrading the spring, et cetera, with a Large-type 8.4 volt battery, you could get a decent gun going, which is also unique compared to others on the field.

Once again, I find this hilarious. I've completely thread-jacked JC's thread, going on about something that he doesn't leave the house enough to know about.

Damn, I'm happy.

[Bob the Angry Potato]

I'll have you know that Anime kept me from going down a horrible path to hell.

Anime tought me to be kind to women and treat them with respect. I may have turned out to be an abusive husband who drinks, smokes does drugs and god knows what.

Anime showed me the true joy of having a family.

Anime is one of my biggest sources of motovation. I get my schoolwork done to some pretty anime girl happy.

Anime may have kept me from commiting suicide. If I can't have love in the real world, I can at least dream and have the girl who suits me perfectly.

Anime is one of my only means of escaping this rotton sinful world.

As you can see, anime is a good thing and when it is gone, I must die. Let me make a few things clear.

If you keep letting on you're a real organization, I will kill you.
If you deny you're a par0dy, I will kill you.
If you edit my reply so I look possed or like some raving loonatic, I will kill you.
If you don't answer question straight and forward without going into a bunch uninterperatable shit, I will kill you.

Is that understood?

This may surprise you, but I am indeed very hurt by this website.

But I'll certainly admit one thing, though. You guys look like saints compared to landover baptist. They let on they're christians, but infact, it's some hateful athiest sleezbag. I mean, you should see that website. They turn the words par0dy, sat1re, j0ke, into "Divine revelation" and "Wonderful baptist church.

Anyway, I'm starting to ramble So I'd better rap this up.

In summary, Anime good, Alcohol bad... Landover evil...

Remember what I said. Try anything funny and I'll kill you. And that's not a threat. That's a promice.

-Jonathan

You'll kill me?
Good luck trying, anime nerd.
OK, I'll do all those things... I'll make things easier for you, I'm in South End Halifax, Nova Scotia, near QEH. Mmmkay?

This isn't a parody! Anime sucks! I'm not going to question you straight, as you're the little shit that deserves some sense beaten into you!
We're real. We're MORE then real. This is a FREAKIN' CORPORATION in the background, running over anime nerds, and having priests sprinkle holy water on the reddish paste left behind.
I can't edit your post, but I can do everything else. Like to see you try to take me down, you'll be on the ground in a heartbeat. I've taken out big-ass racoons before with a 1 1/2 inch pocketknife and my bare hands, and beat almost my entire barracks last year in mercy fights. I've punched out people twice my size, and I'm trained WITH weapons too, from knives to LMGs.
Cheers,
Nate

PS: This is now personal. If you don't feel like having a big argument on this, feel free to use MSN. Hell, here it is:
secord950@hotmail.com
We'll verbally duke it out there, and if I piss you off enough, you can come here to try to fight, so I can knock some sense into you.
Any other I-Mockers want to add, feel free. I don't really care.

PPS: Mr Clement, I don't think that's your real name.
I think I know what asshole you stole it from too.

[Gurlugon]

shut up, you gaping bearded axe wounds, god dammit already

[Bob the Angry Potato]

Pardon me?

Come on, this thread is for ranting about anime and it's subsidiaries.
We're allowed to be stupid.
Besides, this guy's gotten to me.

To Mr. Clement,
What, you scared? Say something.

[Gurlugon]

gaping bearded axe wounds

shut up[

[Guitar Woman]

THAT WAS YOUR 666TH POST :chatter

[Jonathan Clement]

YOU'RE NEO-NAZIS!!!

[Emu]

i don't understand all this hostility towards anime -- what's wrong with cute little boys and girls with big eyes, as drawn by Japaense people (i won't even get into some of the more explicit manga). i've always liked animation and i always will. my favorite new find: Zatch Bell (www.zatch-bell.com). not for the overly serious person, but he or she probably wouldn't be watching cartoons, would they?

HAVE YOU NOT READ DDAAF YOU WAD OF SHIT

[Bob the Angry Potato]

YOU'RE NEO-NAZIS!!!
No, sir, you are.

[Jonathan Clement]

No, YOU are!

[Bob the Angry Potato]

Wow… Worst comeback EVER.
Dude… we don’t like anime. No amount of coaxing could persuade us to obsess over it like you do, or that blue-skinned creep you fantasized over a few months ago.
Yeah, that’s right, you admitted it.
Bitch.

[Guitar Woman]

What the hell is with all the big avatars lately

[Archduke Tips]

SHEEPY SHEEPY SHEEPY LAMBY LAMBY LAMB!!!!

[Marc Summers]

Things I Have Fucked -- Compiled, edited, and published by RussoNWM

Dedicated to those who dare to dream big
SHEEPY SHEEPY SHEEPY LAMBY LAMBY LAMB!!!!

[Archduke Tips]

The new revised edition includes inanimate objects and famous places.

If you enjoyed Things I have Fucked then you'll love Inedible Edibles.

[sadie]

can i get autographed copies?

[kellychaos]

I love you gighs.

[Bob the Angry Potato]

On a more random note, here's a site jointly operated between my younger brother and I.
www.bobtheangrypotato.tk
It's just rants so far, but home-drawn pictures and other things will be uploaded shortly.
Any ARTICULATE person have anything they hate, and feel the need to convey it by writing a guest article?

[Emu]

HAVE YOU NOT READ DDAAF YOU WAD OF SHIT


Well, that was unnecessarily hostile. I'm kind of new here and admit I have not read DDAAF in its entirety. In any event, I do not condone drunk driving--nor do i appreciate being called a "wad of shit" by someone whose avatar seems to imply that Elvis=Liberace. now, if you'll excuse me, i'm going to spend the next 12 hours in the fetal position, watching Sailor Moon and eating pop rocks with a sprite chaser.

;_;

[Marc Summers]

my favorite new find: Zatch Bell (www.zatch-bell.com). not for the overly serious person, but he or she probably wouldn't be watching cartoons, would they?

UGH...
NO...I find that series to be god-awful :x
And I do find some serious people who watch the serious animes, so I think you have this weird idea that since they're cartoons, they can't have a serious tone.

[Big McLargehuge]

On a more random note, here's a site jointly operated between my younger brother and I.
www.bobtheangrypotato.tk
It's just rants so far, but home-drawn pictures and other things will be uploaded shortly.
Any ARTICULATE person have anything they hate, and feel the need to convey it by writing a guest article?

I think i rather hit you with a car.

[ArrowX]

I think I'm going to be thrown in jail for setting an anime convention on fire after blocking off the exits. :D

Oh and the reason I hate ALL of you fantasy geeks is sumed up here.

http://www.devilducky.com/media/9271/

[Jonathan Clement]

We don't ALL act like that!

[sadie]

that clip was probably out when you were both still in diapers.

[ArrowX]

the internet was still in its e-diapers when I was :(

[blackwar12]

that clip was pathetic......thank god i don't do that.

to the hostile anime fans out there: this is a parody! parody!!! get yourself a godamned dictionary if you don't know what that is.

how can i define it in a way that even a retard could understand........its a mockery!! itys making fun of it.....ah to hell with it the dumbasses wouldn't understand, probably jacking off to anime girl cleavage as we speak.

[MLE]

that might be why the sites domain says "i-mockery"



cuntflap.

[Jonathan Clement]

I know it's a parody. I don't mind this parody anymore. At least you ADMIT you're a parody. You don't cencor it into "divine revelation"... Damned Landover baptist...[/i]

[Maverick Zero Unit]

Im so happy I wandered into the DDAAF board. After reading one of Jonatan Clement's post I feel much better about myself. Dude, this may be a bit off topic. But, your a fucking moron.

[xbxDaniel]

Dude, I love how you phrased those last two sentences. :lol
Dude, this may be a bit off topic. But, your a fucking moron.

[Emu]

John is long gone. :/

[Rosenstern]

Don't worry, Emu! His soul has entered womti! There shall always be a Clement to kick! :)

[Sgt_Luigi]

I'll have you know that Anime made me go down a gay path to hell.

Anime tought me to be repulsive to women and treat them with neglect. I turned out to be an abusive husband who drinks, smokes does drugs and god knows what.

Anime showed me the true joy of neglecting a family.

Anime is one of my biggest sources of turning into a nerd. I get my schoolwork done to some pretty anime girl happy. I look at furre porn at night. Gay furre porn.

Anime almost made me commit suicide. If I can't have love in the real world, I can at least dream and have the girl who suits me perfectly.

Anime is one of my only means of being a nerd.

As you can see, anime is a bad thing and when it is gone, I must rape one last guy... Let me make a few things clear.

If you keep letting on you're a real organization, I will rape you.
If you deny you're a par0dy, I will rape you.
If you edit my reply so I look possed or like some raving loonatic, I will rape you.
If you don't answer question straight and forward without going into a bunch uninterperatable shit, I will rape you.

Is that understood?

This may surprise you, but I am indeed very hurt by this website.


Anyway, I'm starting to ramble So I'd better rap this up.

In summary, Anime bad, Alcohol good... Landover evil...

Remember what I said. Try anything funny and I'll rape you. And that's not a threat. That's a promice.

-Jonathan

You can't even spell PROMISE right.

EDIT!

[CosmoToad]

PLEASE STOP BUMPING CHOJIN WARNED YOU AND YOU STILL DO IT TWICE