I'M IN NATIONAL LAMPOON AGAIN [Archive]

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mburbank

Mar 3rd, 2005, 04:19 PM

Check it out at
http://www.nationallampoon.com

McClain

Mar 3rd, 2005, 04:21 PM

edit yer link spanky

mburbank

Mar 3rd, 2005, 05:59 PM

It's not working for you? It's working for me. It takes me to the front page, which my new article is on. Wa'up?

McClain

Mar 3rd, 2005, 06:04 PM

As usual, great stuff. I'm looking forward to a long line of these!

mburbank

Mar 3rd, 2005, 06:10 PM

Me too! Because they are easy as hell to write! I'm such a lazy, lazy comedy writer!

I mean, thank you.

sspadowsky

Mar 3rd, 2005, 06:31 PM

HEY! THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME TO 'KEEP IT ON THE DOWN LOW'! ANYBODY KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

:lol

Maybe I'm just slap-happy from a long goddamn day, but that just fucking slayed me.

executioneer

Mar 3rd, 2005, 06:41 PM

oh man the other day there was this lady in front of me in the groceries line and she had probably six cans of those vienna sausages :x

sports

Mar 3rd, 2005, 10:18 PM

:) funny article man. Keep it up... :)...high-five.

Lotida

Mar 3rd, 2005, 10:41 PM

Max is cute....who knew? :love

Triad-Brother Choi

Mar 3rd, 2005, 10:55 PM

Miss Lotida,
We at The Triad are saddened to relate that the picture you may be believing to be Max Burbank is not. It being mere composite for the article's betterment.

Mister Burbank,
You are good friend to The Triad, and we are happy you get such high profile exposure. Please be remembering how happy we are for your success.

I-Mockery's Triad Friend,
Choi. :)

Mar 4th, 2005, 05:57 AM

I think this nicely illustrates the crude humor point. That isn't to say I didn't laugh, because I did.

Why the hell did they take pictures of a guy with a shopping cart and then go through the trouble of pasting them into photos of a grocery store?

mburbank

Mar 4th, 2005, 09:30 AM

Thank you all. I am especially pleased to be concidrd of friendship for the edfication of the Triad.

Yeah, that guys not me. I am cute though, for a fourty-two year old guy. As a twenty year old, I've got one more chin then you'd really want, but for 42 I'm okay. The only picture of me I-mock has is of me pulling my head back on my neck and making about eight chins. LIKE A CHINESE PHONE BOOK!! Oh, god, that was funny.

ziggytrix

Mar 4th, 2005, 01:12 PM

who is that guy anyway? it's the same person from your last national lampoon short.

mburbank

Mar 4th, 2005, 01:57 PM

Just some stock photo model, apparently.

Anonymous

Mar 4th, 2005, 02:10 PM

I could have SWORN I posted here...

Anonymous

Mar 5th, 2005, 08:58 AM

well anyway i had originally said that this was probably the least funn max piece I've read but it still made me smile ;< you should really reprise some of your 'my wild life' series for NL ;>

Mar 5th, 2005, 09:10 AM

Did your RedChojin01 posts disappear? Cause I do remember you making a reply under that name in this post.