HAHAHAHA!!! MY monthly coke binge is NOW!!!!

[Evil Robot]

So like, once every two months or so I get about 40 bucks worth of coke from a black person I know. I am high right now, but I lost my ciggarettes. It was a brand new pack and I think I left them in my friends truck, but this does not concearn anybody on this board and you all have the right to verbally abuse me for thinking you care. I ussuall get very motivated when I'm on coke, and I wish I was this efficient all the time. Normally, I would get high and post all sorts of bullshit, but tonight, I put my car up for sale in the classified forum and forgot to state a price.
My arm is shaking and I have no more coke or ciggarettes left except for whats in the ashtray (dont worry, I'll be fine).

Tonight, I will complete a list of newbies which I think are OK and should loose thier newbie status. This list can ONLY be generated by someone on cocaine because I fucking said so.
Thank you please come again.

[soundtest]

good times!!!!!!!! :rock

[Sir Laughs]

Hey whatwould get you high the most?

Mount Everest

(rimshot)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Evil Robot]

You are on the list, but I dont think your actually a newbie right? now that I think about it you were on the old boards werent you? WERENT YOU? ARE YOU THE ONE GIVING ME NIGHTMARES? PUTTING MY HAND IN WARM WATER WHILE I SLEEP AND THEN PEEING ALL OVER ME YOU SICK FUCK no wait, that wasn't you!. along with a bunch of newbied from like a month ago that dont post here anymore. So they will never know that they are accepted (by me at least) as normal people. fuck no, no more god dam cold air rushing into the room. fuck, no. where was I, oh yeah, I no longer consider DJ bastard a newbie, nor whoever just replied to this thread, their cool too.

[Evil Robot]

Ok, sir laughs replied while I was typing so that means he does NOT make the list.
-edit Ok I just had to edit this because I read sirlaughs shit post more closely and realized he thinks he's funny by saying mount everest is high. Wrong analogy there bucko. You should have said something to the effect of "your a fucking drug addict stop not making sense and just donate your piece of shit car.".

[Sir Laughs]

Hey why did davey crokett cross the road?

He was looking for roadkill for a new hat!

(rimshot)

HAHAHAHAHA

[Evil Robot]

Yeah uhh. If I could edit your posts, I would do you a favor and just backspace everything you wrote so nobody else will see that. You might want to consider doing that yourself.

[Sir Laughs]

Hey whats a dish best served cold?

Breakfast!

(rimshot)

HAHAHAHAHA

[Evil Robot]

that made no sense. breakfast is served hot dependin on what you eat. that joke made no sense. try harder.

[Sir Laughs]

Hey What did the boob say to another?

Thats Tits

(rimshot)

HAHAHAHA

[Jixby Phillips]

:lol

[FS]

Evil Robot, did you really use to be Lionel Hutz on eZboard? Cause I remember him to be much funnier. :(

[Captain Robo]

Wow :(

[JeefGyle]

Hey What did the boob say to another?

Thats Tits

(rimshot)

HAHAHAHA

:lol I like Sir Laughs

[Jeanette X]

You are on the list, but I dont think your actually a newbie right? now that I think about it you were on the old boards werent you? WERENT YOU? ARE YOU THE ONE GIVING ME NIGHTMARES? PUTTING MY HAND IN WARM WATER WHILE I SLEEP AND THEN PEEING ALL OVER ME YOU SICK FUCK no wait, that wasn't you!. along with a bunch of newbied from like a month ago that dont post here anymore. So they will never know that they are accepted (by me at least) as normal people. fuck no, no more god dam cold air rushing into the room. fuck, no. where was I, oh yeah, I no longer consider DJ bastard a newbie, nor whoever just replied to this thread, their cool too.

Now that is funny! :party

[Professor Cool]

:lol

[Lenor]

HAHAHHAHAHA ohh wait I get it.. since I left doing drugs must be the 'cool' thing or something huh? Maybe I should go get myself some coke and snort it right of my keyboard, gee that sounds like such a great time :(

[soundtest]

exactly everybody's doing it :love i've got some right here and it's a great time :rave i've got some right here and u can have some for free2!!!!
:rock


this time...


u actually want a flat surface...

[Les Waste]

Sir Laughs is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalright :)

[slavemason]

http://www.bryanpoliceofficer.net/GRAPHICS/COK1DRG.JPG
http://www.gabrielmedia.org/news/farley_mug_ap.jpg >: :(

[The Unseen]

Have i lost my newbie status yet?

Do not bother posting the following comments
-You will always be a newbie to me
-Suck my dick you ebony bitch

[whoreable]

shut up.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Olive Garden's chicken parmesan is just like homemade!

[Cap'n Crunch]

I don't think that I'm a newbie. I like Coca-Cola.

[Esuohlim]

Yeah, well I eat Cap'n Crunch for breakfest. >: