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Guitar Woman
Mar 9th, 2005, 01:02 AM
Marachino cherries and jam, straight from the jar. :yum

Emu
Mar 9th, 2005, 01:20 AM
my friend eats boullion cubes :( and sometimes i eat pizzas frozen

Guitar Woman
Mar 9th, 2005, 01:24 AM
Doesn't that hurt your teeth?

felix_tibs
Mar 9th, 2005, 02:14 AM
my friend eats boullion cubes :( and sometimes i eat pizzas frozen

Wow that is gross

Sometimes I eat ramen soup noodles RAW!

the_dudefather
Mar 9th, 2005, 05:55 AM
bolognese sauce by itsefl

Rongi
Mar 9th, 2005, 11:56 AM
oyster crackers

Guitar Woman
Mar 9th, 2005, 03:30 PM
my friend eats boullion cubes :( and sometimes i eat pizzas frozen

Wow that is gross

Sometimes I eat ramen soup noodles RAW!
Eew crunchy.

When I finish a jar of pickles I'll drink the vinigar that's left in the jar.

MetalMilitia
Mar 9th, 2005, 03:37 PM
Thats gross.

executioneer
Mar 9th, 2005, 04:01 PM
balsalmic vinegar

Esuohlim
Mar 9th, 2005, 05:15 PM
Cereal

felix_tibs
Mar 9th, 2005, 07:13 PM
When I finish a jar of pickles I'll drink the vinigar that's left in the jar.

Seriously, that can kill you. Its called hypernatremia and 1500 people a year die of this!!!

That and it makes me want to puke.

I eat maynoaise...stright out of the jar...with my finger...

thebiggameover
Mar 9th, 2005, 07:41 PM
stove top stuffing right out of the box...

Sam
Mar 9th, 2005, 09:09 PM
FINGERNAILS. :(

Rongi
Mar 9th, 2005, 09:13 PM
peanut butter straight from the jar

Esuohlim
Mar 9th, 2005, 10:07 PM
I sometimes drink shots of maple syrup if I'm desperate enough :(

MEATMAN
Mar 9th, 2005, 10:36 PM
Bacon Snaps.

For those of you who don't know what these are, they're microwaveable pork rinds. They come in a bag just like popcorn, and they're cooked the same way.

Rongi
Mar 9th, 2005, 10:42 PM
and those arent meant to be snack food?

executioneer
Mar 9th, 2005, 11:05 PM
jesus learn to read meatman

MEATMAN
Mar 9th, 2005, 11:25 PM
Some people, i.e., RoG, would say that these do not qualify as food.

My mother agrees wholeheartedly.

executioneer
Mar 9th, 2005, 11:26 PM
but they are sold and marketed as snacks >:

ArrowX
Mar 10th, 2005, 12:08 AM
cans of tuna or I'll sometimes eat an entire can of Chunky soup or mushroom soup to myself. I've gotta put on the girth fer the FOOTBALL!!!! Is 185lbs heavy enough?

Rongi
Mar 10th, 2005, 12:13 AM
are you guys retarded? FOOD NOT MEANT TO BE SNACKED ON >:

Seven Force
Mar 10th, 2005, 12:25 AM
Olives.

felix_tibs
Mar 10th, 2005, 03:03 AM
I got the answer..ITS THOSE FRIED ONION CANS!!!! You know, Durkee makes em I think, they go on top of the infamous green bean casserole. NO one ever gets to use them because once open they are like ultra fried N salty onon rings!!!! Definitely not a snack, but should be

Sam
Mar 11th, 2005, 04:13 PM
THE SKIN FROM AROUND MY FINGERNAILS. :(

Alive
Mar 11th, 2005, 05:11 PM
Marshmallow cream <with a spoon

Guitar Woman
Mar 11th, 2005, 08:05 PM
BACON BITS. RIGHT OUT OF THE BAG/CAN. :meat :meat :meat :meat :meat :meat

Luchatein
Mar 12th, 2005, 01:10 PM
Ovaltine right out of the jar with a spoon. Bacon bits from the jar are good, but they got me sick once :(

thebiggameover
Mar 17th, 2005, 09:12 PM
BACON BITS. RIGHT OUT OF THE BAG/CAN. :meat :meat :meat :meat :meat :meat

:bacos

Mr. Oysterhead
Mar 17th, 2005, 09:24 PM
Meat bits.

executioneer
Mar 17th, 2005, 09:27 PM
FARTS

Big McLargehuge
Mar 18th, 2005, 03:12 PM
I'm not going to visit your website if it is filled with gross jokes like that >:

executioneer
Mar 18th, 2005, 07:57 PM
sry i was just foolin around

liquidstatik
Mar 18th, 2005, 08:01 PM
i eat sliced cheese. a lot. :(

Guitar Woman
Mar 18th, 2005, 08:01 PM
BACON BITS. RIGHT OUT OF THE BAG/CAN. :meat :meat :meat :meat :meat :meat

:bacos
lol, I thought that was tomato sauce. :x

Blood Serpent
Apr 3rd, 2005, 06:04 AM
Cheese Wiz!

Dynamic Dustin M.
Apr 23rd, 2005, 02:04 PM
Cold tacos and burritos from Taco Bell. I don't know if its a "non" traditional snacking food but I always but like two extras when I go there because I know I am going to want to munch on them later in the day.

blackdog
Jun 20th, 2005, 11:57 PM
Ramen noodles, uncooked and right outta the wrapping, with the seasoning mix sprinkled on top.

sadie
Jun 21st, 2005, 12:15 AM
when i was in college, my roommate and i ate rolls of cookie dough with a spoon. and when i was pregnant with my son, i ate the marshmallows out of boxes of lucky charms.

SUFFER
Jun 25th, 2005, 08:49 PM
croutons ,

Emu
Jun 25th, 2005, 08:56 PM
i have a friend who drinks soy sauce :(

SUFFER
Jun 25th, 2005, 09:00 PM
i drink teriyaki sauce , it has more flavor then soy sauce , also you can use it to chase shots of 151 to kill the taste

Dina S Burroughs
Jun 29th, 2005, 11:00 PM
Please tell me I'm not the only person in the world who eats frozen french fries...still frozen. Cuz they're so good!

SUFFER
Jun 30th, 2005, 07:40 AM
can't say i've eaten them frozen but have you eaten Disco fries ?
(fries with cheese and gravy ) those are spectacular

blackdog
Aug 5th, 2005, 03:28 AM
Uncooked ramen noodles. With the flavor packet stuff sprinkled on top. Good stuff..heh

Tlaxcatl
Aug 5th, 2005, 04:22 PM
pencils :(

Jeff The Ninja
Aug 6th, 2005, 01:33 AM
I used to drink Ketchup and Vinegar for fun and profit. Throw in a few packages of pop rocks afterwards and you are pretty much puking up red tomatoey foam.

Esuohlim
Aug 6th, 2005, 03:58 AM
I just ate four heaping spoonfuls of powdered amaretto cream :(

trampus
Aug 8th, 2005, 05:55 AM
Corn. Only frozen, but cooked first. I don't eat frozen shit like you sideshow attractions.

Trippy
Aug 11th, 2005, 09:27 PM
sliced cheese (kraft)
Ovaltine
Peanut Butter

jsut kidding about Ovaltine.

King Hadas
Aug 11th, 2005, 11:38 PM
Thank god, I thought you were serious :eek

damnd
Aug 12th, 2005, 10:07 AM
shall incur the true wrath unto thee be the unholy act a graven image

FPS Andy
Aug 22nd, 2005, 01:29 PM
i ate toothpaste on some occaisons

FurankuS
Aug 26th, 2005, 10:35 PM
I tried to make a mint julep with lemon gatorade and whiskey one time. Does that count?

Dupes
Aug 27th, 2005, 04:44 PM
I sometimes eat Jello pudding Pistachio flavored mix. I just eat it out of the little packet. It has pistachios in it, so its something to chew on, and the green pistachio flavoring tastes pretty good, at least at the beginning. Usually my mouth is covered in green crap afterwards which is the only downside.

glowbelly
Aug 28th, 2005, 12:08 PM
i used to eat sweetened iced tea mix with just a teensy bit of water mixed in.

Rongi
Aug 28th, 2005, 02:29 PM
the ketchup in those lil packets

Aneurysm
Aug 29th, 2005, 11:25 PM
When I'm really hungry and can't get food at the moment, I eat my fingernails to hold me over.

xbxDaniel
Sep 1st, 2005, 06:28 AM
I take a spoonful of bakers chocolate in that powdery form that Hershey's makes and just eat that. It's like confectionary sugar, but chocolatey.

Aneurysm
Sep 1st, 2005, 09:42 PM
Oh yeah, I used to eat baker's chocolate (the big rock-hard, ice cube lookin' shit) with whipped cream. It would last for hours.

xbxDaniel
Sep 1st, 2005, 10:08 PM
I don't think this really counts, but Aneurysm reminded me of a habit i still have. I'll take like five spoonfuls of cool whip, then drown it in whipped cream. One day I mistakenly put cream cheese on instead of cool whip, and I gotta say, it was delicious. As a piece of advice, never keep both cool whip and cream cheese in gladware bowls at the same time, or at least label them.

Slinky Ferret
Sep 7th, 2005, 05:57 AM
what is cool whip? Is it like ice cream?

xbxDaniel
Sep 7th, 2005, 06:39 AM
http://www.kraftfoods.com/coolwhip/images/cw_new_logo.gif
COOL WHIP

Cool Whip was introduced in 1965 by General Foods. This whipped-cream substitute is cheaper than the real thing, keeps longer in a resealable container, requires no whipping and has fewer calories. Within three months, it's at the top of the whipped-topping market. (http://www.foodreference.com/html/fcoolwhip.html)


Yeah, it's a whipped cream substitute.

KoRnChild
Sep 7th, 2005, 05:08 PM
i eat whipped cream raw all the time but alot of people do...

sadie
Sep 7th, 2005, 05:37 PM
you mean some people cook it?

Aneurysm
Sep 7th, 2005, 05:52 PM
I think he means eating it right out of the tub.

Lil' Johnny
Sep 7th, 2005, 08:54 PM
Those little sprinkles that you put on cake.

xbxDaniel
Sep 7th, 2005, 08:58 PM
I remember somebody telling me that they were called jimmies. The fat ones that look like pills right?

Guitar Woman
Sep 10th, 2005, 02:08 AM
Sugar :x

Rosenstern
Sep 20th, 2005, 12:55 AM
I'm personally fond of Albanian school girls. They're a little chewy, and you have to carefully clean behind the earlobes to avoid food poisoning, but they actually have quite a sweet flavor with a nutmeg aftertaste. I definitely recommend you pick one up at the groceries next time.

Esuohlim
Sep 20th, 2005, 01:07 AM
MISTER DARK-COMEDY IS COMING THROUGH, MAKE WAY

xbxDaniel
Sep 20th, 2005, 06:41 AM
I'm personally fond of Albanian school girls. They're a little chewy, and you have to carefully clean behind the earlobes to avoid food poisoning, but they actually have quite a sweet flavor with a nutmeg aftertaste. I definitely recommend you pick one up at the groceries next time.

Krogers doesn't seem to carry that brand. Dammit.

Rosenstern
Sep 20th, 2005, 09:56 PM
Right. If you can't get 100% pure Albanian, please don't settle for anything else. I tried Japanese once, hoping for a decent change, but they have a tendency to grow strange waxy membranes that taste like soap and shoe polish. Not a treat

noob3
Jun 18th, 2006, 08:21 AM
umm i once took a bunch of chocolate chips (baking style) put them in a bowl with peanut butter and ate that shit hardcore

it was bomb

fuck anything with peanutbutter

Trash
Jun 18th, 2006, 11:40 AM
I eat coffee beans :(
Those things are so tasty.

Archduke Tips
Jun 18th, 2006, 05:16 PM
Sometimes I'll just straight up take a bite out of an onion.

VolCanon
Jul 14th, 2006, 10:29 PM
I eat :bacos :bacos :bacos :bacos

Guitar Woman
Jul 15th, 2006, 07:12 AM
way to bump threads

StupidNinja
Jul 17th, 2006, 07:04 AM
sometimes i eat/chew the paper to roll smokes with...

executioneer
Jul 17th, 2006, 03:27 PM
that's taking things a bit too far man, this thread's for people who eat unusual food not for people with pica

Dr. V
Aug 22nd, 2006, 09:08 PM
Since it's bumped I'll join in. I like eating cookie crisp one at a time like little tiny cookies. Sometimes I saute onions in soysause, olive oil and a little butter and eat that. Also I shred chicken and slather bread with bbq sauce and mayo and make a sandwitch. Can't beat that.

Guitar Woman
Aug 23rd, 2006, 01:12 AM
I'm chewing ice right now :(

CSM-101
Aug 23rd, 2006, 01:29 PM
I used to eat the hot chocolate that comes in packets, without water. that and raw sugar. :(

angelic demon
Aug 27th, 2006, 04:19 PM
i have been known to eat garlic before. (oh and once i drank a bottle of vinegar on a £5 bet)

Guitar Woman
Aug 27th, 2006, 05:07 PM
gross

angelic demon
Aug 28th, 2006, 05:57 AM
whats gross the garlic or the bottle of vinegar?

Trash
Aug 28th, 2006, 11:22 AM
I like to eat garlic too, but then again, so does everybody I know :(