New South Park tonight

[timrpgland]

comments after the show.

Preview on Comedy Central was Mr. Garrison on the operating table about to get a sex change.

[Drev]

For some weird reason Mr. Garrison is in my top 5 best character list. :(


Butters is #1 :)

[darkvare]

this is the time when i hate not having comedy central

[timrpgland]

the "you got served" episode put Butters on a whole new level. :)

I still like Cartman the best though.

[Ninjavenom]

oh my fucking god

"If you wanna scramble its brains that's fine with me, i'll just queef it out myself"

holy penis, that's probably the most insanely offensive thing i have ever seen on this show :O

I want to make love to south park

[ziggytrix]

ok, the exploding knees were hilarious

[Emu]

WHO WANTS TO POUND MY BAGS

[Rongi]

i thought i was gonna puke at that vaginaplasty surgery scene. what was actually happening?

[Emu]

yes. :( I couldn't watch it.

[thebiggameover]

shut up fuckers! it hasnt shown over here in arizona yet!!!
>:

[Emu]

THEN MOVE, FAG

EAST SIEEED

[ziggytrix]

or wait a fucking hour to read the thread - it's not that hard.

[Mad Melvin]

That was a pretty good episode.
"So youre saying that im not really a woman. Im just a guy with a mutilated penis?"
"basically, yes."
:lol

[Schimid]

Seriously, though, now I wanna be a dolphin.

[timrpgland]

that was a pretty messed up episode.

I wonder if Garrison is going to be back to normal without explaination next week like they have done many times with other stuff or if this is a permanent thing.

Good way to start the new season!

[Immortal Goat]

WHO WANTS TO POUND MY BAGS
I thought he said "vag".

Oh, and I think that was really a sex change operation they were showing. :puke

[ziggytrix]

but that would make sense, goat. :(

[Esuohlim]

"So long balls!" was my favorite line. :(

[HickMan]

I couldn't stop laughing when Mr. Slave ran out :(. His voice is just so funny.

[Jamesic]

comments after the show.

Preview on Comedy Central was Mr. Garrison on the operating table about to get a sex change.

I'm afraid I don't like South Park - at all. And I used to be a fan of it twice! Sorry, but you guys can watch episode after episode of it, but for me, it will always be The Simpsons!

[Emu]

pjalne this is your best character yet :(

[Esuohlim]

Now that Mr. Garrison is a "woman" (it's a cosmetic change, since he didn't have ovaries installed), he can say he loves men without being gay about it. Now he'd be in denial if he said he doesn't love other women.

THANK YOU FOR THIS SECRET, WILLIE WESTWOOD

[pjalne]

pjalne this is your best character yet :(

I wish he was a character :(

I downloaded that episode the other day, and the moment when Mr. Broslovski walks in the door after his dolphinplasty might be my favourite South Park bit ever.

[Krythor]

Now that Mr. Garrison is a "woman" (it's a cosmetic change, since he didn't have ovaries installed), he can say he loves men without being gay about it. Now he'd be in denial if he said he doesn't love other women.

THANK YOU FOR THIS SECRET, WILLIE WESTWOOD

Wrong forum :x

[EverythingWillSuck]

I missed it. :(

I'll have to see if I can find a torrent somewhere of it, or is CC gonna air any reruns of it soon?

[Emu]

He's still a woman :(

[timrpgland]

yeah he is. Guess it's here to stay. Maybe for this season at least.

Last night's episode was some good stuff though.

Stupid hippies.

[pjalne]

I think this is the last season, so I guess Parker & Stone could be going for the "Who cares, it's not like we have to follow this up" attitude and fuck shit up.

[timrpgland]

where did you hear that? I never heard this was the last season and I doubt that it will be but who knows

[pjalne]

They said so in a promo at Canal Plus, but I don't know for sure. I also remember an interview with Parker and Stone where they said how many seasons they were contracted to do and that they wouldn't renew once their contract was up. But don't quote me on this.

[timrpgland]

They said so in a promo at Canal Plus, but I don't know for sure. I also remember an interview with Parker and Stone where they said how many seasons they were contracted to do and that they wouldn't renew once their contract was up. But don't quote me on this.

[pjalne]

>: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >:

[Mad Melvin]

If I remember correctly, Stone & Parker also said sometime during the third season that the 4th season would be the last one. :/

[Bobo Adobo]

"I'd like to see the look on that little Eichman's face once he hears this crunchy groove."

:lol

[Rongi]

i actually liked the music the hippies were playing :(

[timrpgland]

pjalne, just had to.

i actually liked the music the hippies were playing

Play some Slayer quick!

It'd be too bad if this was the last season but I just can't see them stopping anytime soon.

[EverythingWillSuck]

I read on tvtome that they had a contract in for a 10th season. So if SP ends soon it'll end after the 10th.

It was funny to see the mayor still alive after shooting herself. I guess it was stressful enough to have a Ms. Garrison now and have the mayor dead too.

[pjalne]

The hippie episode was pretty allright. I loved the bit with Stan's parents at Woodstock, but then again, Randy Marsh is probably my favourite character.

[Mad Melvin]

I liked this episode better than the previous one. All the biggest cliches of disaster movies in 20 minutes. :)

[Sam]

I could relate to that episode because when Reggae on the River happens all these damn hippies come to town and the Safeway parking lot smells like pot all the time. :(

[Esuohlim]

I didn't like it. Maybe I was really tired and didn't feel like laughing, but I don't think anything made me really crack a smile. :(

[whoreable]

I agree that Randy Marsh has probaly become the best character on the show.

[Krythor]

He's been the best character since Volcano, but ok.

The contract is 9, with an option for 10 seasons I believe.

[Esuohlim]

WILLIE'S (http://www.spscriptorium.com) GOT SOME SECRETS FOR ALL OF YOU. I'm going to make fun of each one individually :(

Reggae on the River, Woodstock, Burning Man" - Reggae on the River, Woodstock 1969, Burning Man

PFFT, THANKS

The hippies here are depicted as, to paraphrase Vegetales, "the hippies who don't do anything." They have great ideas on how to improve the planet, but have no motivation at all to set things in motion.

"to paraphrase Vegetales" :rolleyes

The boys wear Che Guevara shirts, which Matt and Trey lampooned in SP:BLU.

THIS ONE IS LEGIT I GUESS >:

Linda Stotch is city treasurer and has either an engineering degree or experience as an engineer.

Stuff that's outrightly mentioned aren't secrets, dipshit.

"My son is in there!" - from Siege 3.

:rolleyes

Armageddon was written all over this one. Check it: The set (the glass wall with the red lines all over it). Chef was Michael Clarke Duncan. Butters' mom was Ben Affleck (the one with a loved one at home). Cartman was Bruce Willis. Randy was The four of them walking down the walk way with the crowds cheering. The shape of their little machine..

OK THERE NERD :rolleyes

When all the adults are talking about fixing potholes, Cartman barges in and starts talking about the hippies just like the dude is talking about the storm in The Day After Tomorow. For example, Cartman says: "2 hippies are coming here every second' and that one dude says: "The tempeture drops (some number) every second.".

The Day After Tomorrow was the shittiest movie I saw last year.

The whole episode follows the exact story line of The Core.

I NEVER SAW THE CORE BUT I DOUBT THAT IT'S ABOUT HIPPIES >:

The hippies were a jab at Ward Churchill, head of the department of Native American Studies, who wrote a paper saying that the US was asking, nay begging for 9-11 to happen and that the people who died in the Trade Towers were "little Eichmanns." The hippies used "little Eichmanns" several times in the episode.

WORD WORDS WRODS WODS

The WoodStock flashback with Stan's parents refutes Randy's flashback in "Something You Can Do With Your Finger." Woodstock took place in 1969, and if Randy and Sharon were 19 at that time, they'd be 54-55 now. Mr. Garrison would be in his 70s.

But that would mean Kathy Lee Gifford is also in her 70s but she's actually only 52. Take that Willie Westwood. >:

OK the secrets aren't as dumb as they used to be, I'm kind of disappointed. :(

[ziggytrix]

who the fuck is this willie westwood idiot you keep babbling about?

[Ant10708]

http://www.spscriptorium.com/

he does that site

[Esuohlim]

I felt I needed to bring attention to him because he is like 50 years old and a self-proclaimed pop-culture expert and is obsessed with South Park because the cool kids are into it and stuff. :(

[ziggytrix]

does he know he's a worthless fucking faggot?

[Krythor]

WRONG FORUM
WRONG FORUM
WRONG FORUM
WRONG FORUM (http://p210.ezboard.com/fthejixbyphillipsboardofunfrm2.showMessageRange?to picID=99.topic&start=161&stop=180)

[Esuohlim]

oh w/e

[executioneer]

ps my last name is not westwood fyi >:

[rockets redglare]

I thought your last name was Website :(

[EverythingWillSuck]

Damn :(

[ArrowX]

Grey Dawn is probably the episode that made me like Randy Marsh even more. The scene in the field was amazing

[Drev]

"Just between us girls, nothing gets my vag wetter than a black man singing." :(

Somehow they made Garrison better.

[the_dudefather]

the greatest south park episode ever will always be Krazy Kripples where timmy and jimmy join the crips

"s-st-top trippin' po-pops!" :lol

[timrpgland]

last night's episode was kind of disappointing but the battle was cool.

[ArrowX]

The scene in the losr of the rings episode of jimmy was priceless.

"you sh-shaaa.....you-sha not p-p-pass

[Emu]

Holy shit, they're making fun of like 13 different things int his episode. :(

[Esuohlim]

I forgot all about it, but thanks to Comedy Central I'll be able to catch it twenty more times before Saturday. >:

[pjalne]

http://www.wingtunes.com/public/songs.aspx

:lol

[Immortal Goat]

Of the recent new episodes, this was the best. So many references it's disgusting (in a good way).

SPOILERS!
I still can't believe they did the Terri Shiavo thing. That was great. And I hope you all got the references to the cheesetastic sci-fi thriller The Last Starfighter.
SPOILERS OVER!

In other words, this was irreverent, offensive, and funny as hell. Glad to see South Park is back on track after the last few weeks.

[Emu]

Do they not even make the new episodes til they day they're supposed to air or something? :( This one was far too on-topic far too fast.

[pjalne]

One South Park episode was actually created the last four days before broadcast. But that's just nuts, you'll kill yourself if you run a show like that. Most episodes are about three weeks in production, I think.

[EverythingWillSuck]

From IMDB:

# Because the show is made on computers, each episode only takes five days to make.

I would so want to play Heaven VS. Hell :(

[Zebra 3]

Of the recent new episodes, this was the best. So many references it's disgusting (in a good way).

SPOILERS!
I still can't believe they did the Terri Shiavo thing. That was great. And I hope you all got the references to the cheesetastic sci-fi thriller The Last Starfighter.
SPOILERS OVER!

In other words, this was irreverent, offensive, and funny as hell. Glad to see South Park is back on track after the last few weeks.
Can someone please fill me in on the first part of the spoiler. Thanks!

[executioneer]

good lord man

http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/03/18/schiavo.brain-damaged/

[thebiggameover]

i didnt see any "The Last Starfighter" refences...refrences... ref-fences...

fuck i suck a spelling...

[executioneer]

you must not have watched the movie, then

[executioneer]

because obviously a VIDEO GAME created to RECRUIT THE BEST WARRIORS for a HOPELESS BATTLE certainly wouldnt have gone unnoticed

[Zebra 3]

good lord man

http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/03/18/schiavo.brain-damaged/
>: - As it relates to South Park for fuck sakes!

:) - Thanks for the link anyways.

[executioneer]

uh take a guess :/

[EverythingWillSuck]

Kenny is resurrected back to life, in a vegitative state.
^ SPOILAR

[Emu]

this is the last season :(

[executioneer]

oh they say that every season

[timrpgland]

anyone watching the new episodes?

[DeadKennedys]

"Dad, you told me to give them the rabbit!"

"That's not how we're going to remember it."

[timrpgland]

I'm liking the new ones so far but they are stretching a bit much.

Waiting for that "AWESOME EPISODE!" one still.

[Emu]

turns out i was wrong guys 8)

[MattJack]

:lol tonight's episode was great.

Mrs. Garrison's scissor sex:lol

300 parody :lol

[Sam]

SCISSOR ME TIMBERS :lol

[timrpgland]

"I'm gay!"

"Again?"

It was pretty good but I still haven't been impressed with the new episodes yet.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I wonder when the the Comedy Channel (or whatever the Canadian version is called) is actually gonna air the fucking episodes>:

[timrpgland]

CHAAAAANGE

[Grislygus]

Man, I was watching that with a roomful of people who'd never watched any zombie flicks in their lives, let alone the Dead series. The failure was massive.

[timrpgland]

Being a fan of zombie movies I liked the parody quite a bit but being hassled every day for change walking downtown to work made it that much better.

[timrpgland]

still rules

[DeadKennedys]

PISS! PISS OUT MY ASS!

[HickMan]

That was the best part

[Emu]

I've never heard of anybody with Tourette's actually shouting obscenities rather than just having some thing they do like those kids in the counselling session :o

[ItalianStereotype]

there was a kid in my elementary school with tourette's and he had the coprolalia. he was like 7 years old and would walk down the halls going "FUCK FUCK ffffffFUCK f-f-f-f-f-FUCK" while drooling uncontrollably. seemed pretty awful!

[ArrowX]

Take a Seat.

[DeadKennedys]

Take a Seat.

Why don't you have a seat? Have a seat right over there. I'm Chris Ha-a..annnsen. Yeah, the cursing kind of tourettes is the funniest, but I've only known one guy that had it that bad. Mostly it's a facial or otherwise tick. I knew one guy who'd make cat sounds uncontrollably.

[HickMan]

I loved how Bono entered every scene. YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!

[Chojin]

There was this project manager at the construction site I worked at whose son had tourettes. So for some reason he brought the kid in while he was having a meeting, and the kid just sat at the back of the room and mumbled '****** ****** ******' to himself for an hour or something.

[Womti]

you worked on a construction site?

[HungryWantBiddy]

not sure if you guys know this site, but it's a great time killer at work. I searched the threads and didn't see anything about it.

southparkzone.com (http://www.southparkzone.com)

--has pretty much every episode.

Tonight's is gonna be great. "Guitar Queer-o." Gonna be uber pwnage.

[Emu]

The shelf in the game store was stocked with Okami :eek

[HungryWantBiddy]

ha, I didn't even notice that. I loved how the EV Games employee talked and acted just like the Gamestop/EB turds. Say what you will about the over the top violence and fart jokes in that show, but the social commentary is always spot on.

[Emu]

Evidently Okami has been referenced in the show like 3 times this past season.

[HungryWantBiddy]

evidently? where'd you hear that? linky?

[Emu]

In the Tourette's episode the kid's mother is holding a game box that looks like Okami's but it's called "Wolfie" I guess, according to that southparkcentral.com website.

[Eyelobe]

not sure if you guys know this site, but it's a great time killer at work. I searched the threads and didn't see anything about it.

southparkzone.com (http://www.southparkzone.com)

--has pretty much every episode.

Tonight's is gonna be great. "Guitar Queer-o." Gonna be uber pwnage.

Wow, friend. That's the best link I have ever discovered. Thanks.

[MetalMilitia]

I watched "More Crap" last night and it was hysterical at the start. Didn't like the whole Bono part that much though.

[Emu]

"That's how he can do so much good stuff and still seem like such a piece of shit."

I cracked up when I heard that because it's so true. :[

[Emu]

In the Tourette's episode the kid's mother is holding a game box that looks like Okami's but it's called "Wolfie" I guess, according to that southparkcentral.com website.

http://www.southparkzone.com/episodes/1108/Le-Petit-Tourette.html

At 0:59 they show her holding it.

[HungryWantBiddy]

ha, cool. I watched guitar queer-o again last night... saw it this time. I haven't touched my PS2 since God of War 2; is Okami really worth picking up? I mean, it looks really nice but it seems like it would be kinda gimmicky. Plus I hear it's real short. Also after twilight princess, I'm not sure if I ever want to play as a wolf again. Thoughts? Suggestions? Insults?

Also, where is the third reference to Okami in this season? 1: Tourette 2: Guitar Queer-o 3:?

[Emu]

I'm not sure, someone told me they had seen it 3 times but couldn't say where. Maybe it is only twice.

I'm enjoying the hell out of Okami, and I've logged 25 hours on it and I'm only 2/3 (or so) of the way through it. It's what Twilight Princess should've been.

But let's keep that to the gaming forum, huh! :lol

Randy singing Kansas was the highlight of my day. :O

Edit: I just noticed that at 0:59 in that video, they have Diablo II and SC: Brood War on the shelf. :lol

[HungryWantBiddy]

Sold. Thanks for the input.

Randy's singing was great.

[Dr. Boogie]

I thought it was a pretty weak episode. Randy was funny, and it was a good parody of the rock and roll lifestyle, but it didn't make me laugh as much as earlier episodes.

[ScruU2wice]

the part with the racing game had me in stitches and so did the part with him playing the recording of kansas for the record exec.

[HungryWantBiddy]

last night was kind of... meh. Butters is always hysterical though.

[HickMan]

Yeah last night's was nothing compared to last weeks.

Who else thought it was funny that Token was number 2?

[RaNkeri]

Yesterday's episode was ok, although when compared to the other episodes of the season, it could've been better. Imagination land trilogy kicked ass.

Can't wait for next season

[Emu]

I liked last night's cuz it was basically an homage to their old episodes rather than being some social commentary. I look forward to the social stuff but a break from it is good too ;o

How long has it been since Kenny died? :lol

[RaNkeri]

How long has it been since Kenny died? :lol

Didn't it happen last time in that PSP episode?

[HungryWantBiddy]

yeah, they should've saved the imagination land trilogy for the season finale.

I definitely understand what you're saying about the social commentary, Emu. I kept waiting for the parallel between the girls' club and the UN or US Supreme Court to be drawn. haha. It was a decent episode, but it was no 'make love, not warcraft' or 'scott tennorman (sp?) must die'.

EDIT: Yes, I thought it was hysterical that Token was #2. I was waiting to hear Bebe's motives for that.

[timrpgland]

Last night's episode was pretty classic. It's like I was watching season 3 or something. Enjoyed it.

[Schimid]

Did anyone else find themselves thinking "PLEASE VOMIT! PLEASE VOMIT!"

[Zomboid]

I really liked it. I thought the guitar hero one was pretty mediocre. It really is nice to have an old style episode like this once in a while.

[Grislygus]

Did anyone else find themselves thinking "PLEASE VOMIT! PLEASE VOMIT!"

I was actually saying it.



I kept hoping Barbrady would show up, though.

[timrpgland]

New episodes start tonight mmm kay

[Zomboid]

Finally. Thanks, Timmay!

[Dimnos]

http://www.dump.com/wp-content/uploads/DO-NOT-PASTE-THIS-URL-ON-ANY-FORUM-BLOG-OR-WEBSITE--LINK-WILL-CEASE-TO-BE-FUNCTIONAL-SHORTLY--PLEASE-LINK-ONLY-TO-URLS-CONTAINED-IN-THE-ADDRESS-BAR--CODE-48918279417/kenny-500x666.jpg

[timrpgland]

Season 14 tonight!


Edit: Not a bad start to the season. Invisible alien wizard. B

[Supafly345]

I heard that somewhere they reference the "GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS" video

[Ant10708]

it wasn't in the episode but here is the clip

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/267337

i've seen funnier parodies of it on youtube and of course the original can't be beat

[Grislygus]

That was even less funny than LAST season

[Tadao]

The first few usually are, I think they do it on purpose to piss me off.

[timrpgland]

Last season's premiere was the Jonas Bros/Mickey episode. I thought that episode was funnier than last night's but I still enjoyed it.

[Supafly345]

The jonas brothers episode is one of their best.

[Esuohlim]

Man I'm getting tired of South Park. How long has it been more preachy than funny, like 8 years now?

[Tadao]

kinda like you

[Tadao]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Esuohlim]

Yeah right I've never been funny :rolleyes :rolleyes

[Zomboid]

Man I'm getting tired of South Park. How long has it been more preachy than funny, like 8 years now?
That's exactly how I feel when watching new episodes, for the most part. There are still some good ones, but they're becoming increasingly rare.

[Dr. Boogie]

Same here. I'll probably keep watching it in the hopes of catching the good ones, though.

[timrpgland]

I don't know. I think South Park has been consistently good for quite a while now. Season 13 was pretty spot on.

[Grislygus]

that was the stupidest goddamn episode I've ever seen

[Esuohlim]

I rewatched two older ones that were on yesterday, the Passion of the Jew and the one where Randy's part of a secret society about Easter bunnies.

I don't know. I don't think I like South Park anymore. I remember finding the Mel Gibson shit funny the first time around, but both of these episodes had some really boring parts. I watched some old 3rd season episodes the other day, the spontaneous combustion one and the fight between Tweek and Craig, and I just wanted to watch something else. :(

[Tadao]

Hairclub for men was awesome.

[Esuohlim]

Yeah ok, but the reaction the show has been getting out from me lately is less "HAHAHAHAHAHA" and more "Oh, I see what they are doing and what they're trying to go for here, what a humorous situation."

[Tadao]

I admit I laughed at them hopping around on their balls, but I didn't enjoy myself. :(

[Grislygus]

The hopping balls scene only got a laugh because of the music that was playing at the time :(

[Supafly345]

This was a good episode. The very idea that Stan's dad was even trying to get cancer was a good start, and then the hopping testicles actually made me laugh out loud, something I rarely get to do. I enjoyed the scarface stuff too and everything, but the scrotal coat was a very nice way to wrap the whole thing up. I didn't enjoy the previous episode, but this was a good one.

[darkvare]

i just like the dirty jokes about the pope and the pedophiles :lol2

[Tadao]

This is boring :(

[captain516]

Another two-parter? I hope we get a Terrence and Phillip episode again next episode.

[Tadao]

That would be highly unlike them.

[Ant10708]

You people really have too high standards for cartoons. I enjoyed the 200th episode.

[Tadao]

It was like one big inside joke. Totally gay.

[Grislygus]

You people really have too high standards for cartoons. I enjoyed the 200th episode.

High standards previously set by the likes of South Park.

[Ant10708]

Then stop watching it and giving them money indirectly for what you think is bad television.

[Grislygus]

Already have

[Tadao]

Poor defensive faggot as Ant. Nothing ever works out for him.

[Ant10708]

what are you trolling me about now? I enjoyed the episode. it worked out good for me

[YellowSub287]

I've got a funny feeling that Darth Chef could be Cartman's father....

[Pentegarn]

It was like one big inside joke. Totally gay.

While it was full of inside jokes, it seemed to me they were doing to themselves what they normally do to everyone else.

[captain516]

I hear that the latest episode had a Killing Joke refrence and
Scott is Cartman's brother.

[Tadao]

I laughed really really really hard at the "Swallow, Come!" joke.

[darkvare]

so what about this death threat thing against trey and matt?

[Tadao]

It's some crazy group who actually live in N.Y., so most likely they will attempt it, cause people living in America kinda get the feeling that they are right and should do something about it.