The Killing Floor

[kellychaos]

Who, of the following, will be the first to be killed in a horror movie... and why?

A.) The pretty coed

B.) The old geezer, usually in some desolate place late at night at some job like night watchman

C.) The black guy

D.) Pretty coed's jock boyfriend

E.) The professor/archeologist/evil scientist

[executioneer]

b because hes all by himself!

[N00bKill3R]

Are we talking before the title credits or the first real kill?
B would be before the title and C would be the first kill because... he's black, I mean come on

[kellychaos]

What if he's an equal opportunity killer?

Evil scientists are often alone in their lab making hideous, un-Godlike things in petry dishes. First contact?

[FS]

Who, of the following, will be the first to be killed in a horror movie... and why?

A.) The pretty coed

B.) The old geezer, usually in some desolate place late at night at some job like night watchman

C.) The black guy

D.) Pretty coed's jock boyfriend

E.) The professor/archeologist/evil scientist

The geezer gets killed first, at night, in a shot that doesn't actually show the killer.

The coed gets killed if she's stupid, mean, sex-starved or all three. Whether she gets killed before her boyfriend is up in the air, since whoever gets killed is then found by the other, who then gets killed directly after.

If there's a guy and girl that end up pairing up with each other, the black guy's one of the last (of the "good" group) to die, because he doesn't have a girlfriend, so he's obsolete.

The evil scientist dies as the last, or one of the last characters, maybe before one or two friends die. If he's somehow responsible for whatever's killing people, he'll die shouting "you can't do this! I created youuaaaAARGH", if not, he'll die when he stupidly "goes back in" to retrieve important scientific stuff.

Yup.

[darkvare]

the black guy survives most of the movie, then you think he made it, and slash he goes down. :lol2

[Rongi]

wait what if everyone in the movie is black like in axe 'em

[ArrowX]

In this order

B) Credits roll

D) bvecause hell get his ass chopped while hes dong something like revving up for sex

A) because she gets tired of waiting and in expectedly fins his disembowled corpse. She then attempts to run and BUMP right into Mr.Killsherass dead

E) he'll be all Bullshit its a prank (because the movie will probably take place on some large event givcing the Killer the element of random accussationamong the main group. The proffesor will either attemt to reason with him or walk out cokishly into the hall ato prove nobodys aftar the last three people, the is also the most unlikeley scenario that the kids see him through a window and start yelling at him to open the doors from inside, the killer will then advance from behind and kill hiim as the kids watch is now lifeless body slouch against the glass. and the Acheologist's room will be infiltrated as hes in the dark with his desk lamp on and will tell the slowly advancing sillouhette to stop fucking around *splat*

D) Black guy will be all Well I aint dying to night homie! and try to escape and will reach the exit and be killed as soon as he opens the door. Or he'll go out in a blaze of glory (or at least try) by valiantly attacking the Killer in mid stab, he will then be thrown down lose the pper hand and get his ass kicked, in the most unlikely scenario he will come back at the end and save the sole survivors ass (ala Halloween: Ressurection)

[kellychaos]

You forgot about the gratuitous sex and "boob shot" factor. Don't we want to keep this option open throughout the movie? If there are TWO pretty coeds, then all bets are off. Sorority house ... forget about it.