BWAHAHAHAHA

[ziggytrix]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7138572

only in Arkansas!!

[Seven Force]

I don't know...in a way, it's pretty stupid how they make that news. It's not really shocking or important or funny. The rest of the people down there probably have as much intelligence as that dog, and they were let through. Then at the end, they briefly say what he did. This is pretty much how it is:

BN2NVILE ARK - PROSECU2RS HOPNG FOR A WITNES IN A MURD3R CAES 2 ROL OVAR WER3 BARKNG UP DA WRONG TRE

THAY S3NT OUT A BATCH OF SUBPOANAS FOR ANYON3 WHO HAD CONTACT WIT ALBRT K!!!!!! SMITH WHIEL H3 WAS JALEED AWATENG HIS MURDAR TRIAL ONA OF THOSE SUBPOENAS WANT OUT 2 5-YEAR-OLD MURPHY SMITH — SMITH’S DOG IT TURNED DA111!! DAF3NDANT HAD WRITEN HIS DOG A LET3R FROM HIS C3L AND TAHT IS HOW DA SHIH TZU’S NMA GOT ON DA WITN3S LIST

PROS3CU2RS R3ALIEZD TEH MISTAEK ON TUESDAY AFTER DA DEFANDANT’S BROTH3R BROUGHT IN MURPHY 2 ANSWER TEH SUBPOENA AND A D3PUTY WUD NOT LET THEM IN2 TEH COURTHOUSE B/C NO DOGS WARE ALOWAD OMG TEH FUKIN DOG MAN11!!! TEH DOG

PROSECU2R ROBIN GREN SADE SH3 APOLOGIEZD 2 DA BROTH3R FOR ANY INCONVENEINC3 AND ADAD DA DOG WAS FREINDLY 3NOUGH AND PROBABLY WUD HAEV BAN A VARY COPERATIEV WITNAS”!!11111 OMG WTF :lol :rave

O AND HE KILED SOME GUY. :(