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the_dudefather
Mar 10th, 2005, 08:04 PM
help! i discovered a single hair growing on my arm thats like 2 1/2 inches long! how it managed to grow that long without detection i dont know, but am i going to die?
Galvatron
Mar 10th, 2005, 08:09 PM
oh yeah... clear sign of your own hormones waging war on your insides.....yeesh. just pull it off
thebiggameover
Mar 10th, 2005, 08:25 PM
YOU FUCKING SUCK ASS
Alive
Mar 10th, 2005, 08:38 PM
I smellz puberty. your pubescent hormonal changes are strangling your genes and squeezing out long ass hair.. dude gross.
the_dudefather
Mar 10th, 2005, 09:31 PM
im 20, and hope to be past puberty at this stage :/
and i dont want to remove it as i feel its earned its stay by growing undetected for so long.
maybe its all my angst and anger excreted from my body in hair form
Esuohlim
Mar 10th, 2005, 09:56 PM
I'M GLAD THIS THREAD IS IN LOVELINE WHERE IT BELONGS I GUESS
WhiteRat
Mar 11th, 2005, 05:28 PM
im 20, and hope to be past puberty at this stage :/
and i dont want to remove it as i feel its earned its stay by growing undetected for so long.
maybe its all my angst and anger excreted from my body in hair form
:lol
I too discovered a single unusually long armhair, but I've had this beauty with me for the past five years or so. Currently it's nearly 3.5 inches and at one point was nearly 4 inches before it mysteriously disappeared. I'm hoping to submit it to Guinness as the World's Single Longest Armhair.
Mad Melvin
Mar 11th, 2005, 05:34 PM
I had an insanely long hair growing in my leg, but I accidently pulled it off. :(
Helm
Mar 11th, 2005, 09:03 PM
I had an insanely long hair growing on my head. No, there's more now!
ziggytrix
Mar 11th, 2005, 10:13 PM
it's good that no one ever dies from hair cancer
AChimp
Mar 11th, 2005, 11:05 PM
I had the same thing once before, but it was nipple hair.
Mr. Oysterhead
Mar 11th, 2005, 11:47 PM
I get long nipple hairs all the time. I also have a white patch on my leg. The rest is black.
quinn
May 7th, 2008, 05:16 PM
I have a small mole on my arm, small enough to be passed as a freckle. This mole grows a single, black hair. Today at school I noticed it had grown back, so I plucked it as I usually do. I took the time to look for others, but there wasn't any, and there never is. Now, a good two hours later, farther down my arm, I have discovered a single, blond, three inch long hair. Please take not that I scrub my arms rather vigorously in the shower and a hair like this would definitely NOT survive. It's very noticeable, seeing as how it begins to wrap around my arm at one point. I can't see how this would have avoided detection during my earlier examination at school. This shit is LOONNNNGG.
The only explanation I can think of is that it grew between noonish today and now (2:15).
WTF?
P.S. I found this thread and these forums simply because I was searching "unusually long arm hair" in google. Hope that's OK.
Guitar Woman
May 7th, 2008, 05:21 PM
cool story, bro
Fathom Zero
May 7th, 2008, 05:28 PM
I have that whisker-esque hair about an inch up from my wrist in the center in the arm. Also, there's one in the middle of my right foot, the only hair on my foot, no less.
executioneer
May 7th, 2008, 06:38 PM
check the last post date next time you look something up on google, this thread's been dead for three years
LordSappington
May 7th, 2008, 07:34 PM
Does that make him forum jesus?
executioneer
May 7th, 2008, 07:59 PM
no it makes him the forum Horned King >:
edit: or Arawn if we're talking about the books, w/e
JediScum
May 7th, 2008, 09:39 PM
Dude....
My arms have sideburns. Nice try. "OOOOOOOOOH! one hair".
WhiteRat
May 7th, 2008, 11:23 PM
check the last post date next time you look something up on google, this thread's been dead for three years
Speak for yourself. I've been keeping this thread alive deep in my heart and now I can rejoice in it's re-emergence to the forefront of our lives.
Evil Robot
May 8th, 2008, 05:52 PM
DOG PENIS
LordSappington
May 8th, 2008, 06:11 PM
Dude....
My arms have sideburns. Nice try. "OOOOOOOOOH! one hair".
Pic. I have GOT to see this epicness.
Chojin
May 8th, 2008, 06:19 PM
don't ever say 'epic' again.
Rez
May 8th, 2008, 07:37 PM
what is it with this whole "dont post in old-ass threads" rule?
it doesnt make a whole lot of sense
although that bump was rather epiccccccccccccccccurian
Chojin
May 8th, 2008, 08:47 PM
INFRACTION
Rez
May 8th, 2008, 09:04 PM
INFRACTION
OBJECTION
Tadao
May 8th, 2008, 09:22 PM
what is it with this whole "dont post in old-ass threads" rule?
it doesnt make a whole lot of sense
Let the dead rest.
The Leader
May 8th, 2008, 10:45 PM
My friend once told me that he found a hair growing from under his toenail. I told him that I thought that he was a fucking liar. But sometimes at night as I lie awake in bed, the moonlight dancing around my room illuminating childlike hopes, I like to think that there was a lone hair that grew in one of the most unlikely of places... I pray that I never learn the truth lest my dreams be dashed upon the jagged shoreline of reality.
executioneer
May 8th, 2008, 11:52 PM
i don't think it's an issue when the thread is a good one but this thread? no thanks
Kitsa
May 12th, 2008, 02:00 PM
Anyway, if you pull out a hair that was longer than the surrounding hairs, I think it would just grow back long. Programmed into the follicle that way.
WhiteRat
May 12th, 2008, 02:04 PM
I too discovered a single unusually long armhair, but I've had this beauty with me for the past five years or so. Currently it's nearly 3.5 inches and at one point was nearly 4 inches before it mysteriously disappeared. I'm hoping to submit it to Guinness as the World's Single Longest Armhair.
3 years later and I still have the ridiculously long single armhair. It's fallen out a few times but always grows back in full force.
Esuohlim
May 12th, 2008, 03:35 PM
I HAVE ONE TOO ON MY UPPER ARM
I, HOWEVER, DID NOT FEEL THAT IT WARRANTED ITS OWN THREAD
WhiteRat
May 12th, 2008, 03:51 PM
You're missing out. Your loss I guess.
executioneer
May 12th, 2008, 04:16 PM
a guy i work with has a really dense patch right by his wrist
creepy
isenberg
May 27th, 2009, 12:09 PM
i have this too lol
LordSappington
May 27th, 2009, 10:49 PM
I wonder how long this guy's gonna last.
executioneer
May 27th, 2009, 10:51 PM
happy 1 year anniversary of anyone giving a damn about this thread
LordSappington
May 27th, 2009, 10:57 PM
:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock:rave:rave:rave:rave:rave
Glass Onion
May 28th, 2009, 02:35 AM
My hair gets progressively curlier from my forearm to my shoulder.
isenberg
May 29th, 2009, 12:37 AM
i found it on google like the other guy... I had to bump it guys
Tadao
May 29th, 2009, 01:10 AM
No, you didn't.
Big Papa Goat
May 29th, 2009, 03:09 AM
it's just a basic thing to happen, I've always got one freaky lengthed arm hair going on
Justbeingderp
Nov 30th, 2011, 02:32 AM
Had a long white one near my eye once.
ThrashO
Nov 30th, 2011, 02:41 AM
this whole thread is great
Shyandquietguy
Nov 30th, 2011, 02:57 AM
It would be funny if someone put a strap-on on their forehead. It'd be a head on a head. LOL.
Pentegarn
Nov 30th, 2011, 07:22 AM
What's with all the thread necromancy going on?
k0k0
Nov 30th, 2011, 03:00 PM
New jerks and spam jerks.
Evil Robot II
Nov 30th, 2011, 06:33 PM
No, this is a real thing its because the background radiation jumped to 600 rems over the summer. None of you know this because you don't carry dosimetres lkike you have been told to. All life on earth has cancer now, fluoride as well.
Evil Robot II
Nov 30th, 2011, 06:35 PM
mueller tubes are not dildos.
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