The worst thing you will ever see.

[Guitar Woman]

This was posted on annother forum I go to, and is the most retarded thing I have ever seen. I wouldn't have a problem with it if the whole forum hadn't loved it. Rest assured I dunked my eyes in boiling water and never posted there again. :(
http://timh.fobby.net/timh.swf

[Anonymous]

Yeah, that was pretty stupid

[rockets redglare]

I was confused as to who the house belonged to

[ArrowX]

Pretty gay

[Mad Melvin]

Guitar woman, are you saying that if we all start to say that we like that flash, you will boil your eyes again and stop posting here?
If thats the case, then that was the most hilarious thing ever.

[Guitar Woman]

Oh wow, what an original insult. I've never heard that "If I say this you will leave the board ok I'll say it then" insult before. I just don't know how you people come up with this stuff.
Plus, if you did say that this video is the most hilarious thing ever, then you are one stupid fuck.

[liquidstatik]

i like guitar woman. :D

[Guitar Woman]

;)

[adept_ninja]

I dont. shes a gayer. I hate when people say "wow your joke was original" like every peice of shit that spews from your mouth is 100% fucking original

[Matt Harty]

HEY GUITAR WOMAN :D

[RedLeader01]

HEY GUITAR WOMAN :D

Guitar Woman has a not-so-secret admirer!

I agree with Chojin, it was pretty stupid.

[kellychaos]

Who draws the crowd and sucks so loud,
Baby it’s the guitar woman.
Who’s gonna really blow, you know
Baby it’s the guitar woman,

[MetalMilitia]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/potatowned.gif

[executioneer]

i would like guitar woman a lot better if she didnt have an*me in her avatar :x

[Schimid]

I actually thought this was funny :(

Until he stabbed the guy, anyway :(

[Gurlugon]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/Gurlugon/schiavoowned.jpg

edit: haha j/k guitar woman and crewm y bad whcih way to the funny pictures forum?

[HickMan]

http://www.nrc.nl/images/scholierenschiavo2.jpg <3 http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/02/200px-SHawking.jpg

[ItalianStereotype]

this thread should now be about everyone's opinion of guitar woman. I like her :D

[Anonymous]

i like her too but she thinks i have a boner for her so she said she was a lesbo which actually gave me a boner for her

[Rongi]

i like her but she doesnt even know i exist ;_;

[rockets redglare]

I asked her to prom, but she said she's washing her hair that night

[kellychaos]

She can make you love, she can get you high
She will bring you down, then she’ll make you cry
Somethin’ keeps her movin’, but no one seems to know
What it is that makes her go.

[ItalianStereotype]

and kellychaos promptly fucks everything up

[Rongi]

i think kellychaos needs to spend more time with his family, chojin

[MetalMilitia]

Kelly chaos is worth 10 rongis >:

[ItalianStereotype]

maybe if rongi was ten severely retarded fat kids who just got the internet for their 13th birthday.

[MetalMilitia]

:lol ,

First you steal my ONLINE FANTASY GIRLFRIEND then you say mean things about kellychaos!?

You've just crossed the line >:

[Rongi]

i'm not particularly offended. metalmilitia is after all internet's afterbirth

and he like metallica

oh and he's very ugly

[MetalMilitia]

you stay outta' this >:

EDIT: Ok ive just been informed there will be no mockwar today.

You may rejoin the conversation rongi. But sit in the corner or something >:

[Rongi]

whatever you say, gollum

[MetalMilitia]

wtf, was that? an insult?

WELL IF IM A GOLLUM YUR A OTHER UGLY THINGY FROM THAT GAY MOVE THATS ABOUT 4 HOURS LONG

[Rongi]

what? all i heard was "GIVE ME PRECIOUS"

[MetalMilitia]

what? i all heard was "i love fantasy themed films based on books and like to quote from them in an attempt at humor"

[Rongi]

for your information, BUDDY, I h8 the lord of the rings.

not just hate, h8

[MetalMilitia]

yea well your posts say differently >:



btw, MOCKWAR!

[executioneer]

I COULD DRIVE DOWN TO GUITAR WOMANS HOUSE I BET :x:x:x

[kellychaos]

Escort services are usually listed in the yellow pages. They can send her right to your house.

[ziggytrix]

*sigh* wesley willis is dead y'all :(

[Guitar Woman]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/Cat%20avatar/guitar.jpg
METAL MILITIA'S CAT STOLE MY GUITAR! IT'S ON NOW >:

[MetalMilitia]

Well thats what you get for having a guitar small enough to fit a cat >:

[Guitar Woman]

yeah right i bet you fed it toxic waste and it mutated and grew to 4 times it's normal size :eek

[MetalMilitia]

Mabey thats just me in my highly convincing cat costume :eek

And toxic waste only makes turtles and lizards bigger, its a common misconception.

[Chojin]

I have the same color guitar, but then again, so does everyone else.

[Guitar Woman]

pssh yeah right i bet you took a shit in it before you fed it to your kitty that can really fuck up toxic waste's molecular structure you idiot :eek
also drums with the geiger symbol on them aren't meant to be used as toilets smartypants :blah

[Chojin]

I AM OFFENDED

[Guitar Woman]

oops that was meant for Metal Militia sorry :(

[Chojin]

all is forgiven

[MetalMilitia]

This is probably the worst mockwar i have every had the misfortune of bieng invlolved in :lol

Anyway, the only thing my cat is fed is go-cat, wiskers, felix, cheese, tuna and occasionally salmon but not under any circumstances toxic waste, its rule 3 in the cat ownership handbook
>:

[Guitar Woman]

I have yet to see this handbook

[MetalMilitia]

I bet you cant guess what rule 2 is

[Guitar Woman]

"Be gentle when fucking your cat" :(

[MetalMilitia]

No.

[executioneer]

something about not talking about fight club i bet :x

[BlueOatmeal]

There is only one BlueOatmeal! I like Metal's nekkid pictures of celebrities! They give me a fierce woody! I'm serious.