So I've acknowleged that I might be a bisexual.

[OAO Returns]

Yeah.

Oh, and did I mention that I'm now an anarchist of sorts? Right.

[adept_ninja]

according to "the hollow men" if you like pork your gay. God that show sucked :/

[Matt Harty]

Please elaborate OAO.

[OAO Returns]

Well, after an enlightening AIM discussion with a person I never met before, I realized that I can find attractive features in men, and would even consider dating one of the guys that I know. I also no longer have a fear of or feeling of disgust towards anal sex in which I am on the receiving end.

I would say that on average, I'm more attracted to women than men. What can I say, I love the female physique (especially the legs ;)). However, there are still a few exceptions.

[ItalianStereotype]

I'm gonna fuck you so hard in your chubby asshole, you fag.

[MLE]

Welcome back!

EDIT: what other interesting things have you been up to?

[ItalianStereotype]

and I'm probably totally serious too

[Helm]

ok princess

[Dole]

He's still not going to get any sex

[OAO Returns]

EDIT: what other interesting things have you been up to?

I'm starting to lift weights and do calisthenics/plyometrics. I've gotten pretty serious about fencing, too - I've switched over to epee, and I've got some natural talent for it. Other than that, same old things... I'm going to have to do a hell of a lot of driving before in-car starts.

[Anonymous]

you know, i fixed your old account.

[The One and Only...]

Much appreciated. Is it possible to change my username to just One and Only..., though? That's what I use for my other forums, it would just help to keep them all the same.

Oh... and look for new SEXY OAO PICS :O soon ... I'm going to at least take a few this weekend, don't know when I'll get them online.

Was photobucket the name of the site that hosted my last image?

[Mr. Vagiclean]

can't wait!

[Big McLargehuge]

so ya like cock?

[adept_ninja]

I'm starting to lift weights and do calisthenics/plyometrics.
unless you are planning to run track plyometrics wont help you to much unless your in terrible shape

[Emu]

EDIT: what other interesting things have you been up to?

I'm starting to lift weights and do calisthenics/plyometrics. I've gotten pretty serious about fencing, too - I've switched over to epee, and I've got some natural talent for it. Other than that, same old things... I'm going to have to do a hell of a lot of driving before in-car starts.

you're not bisexual, you're just gay

[Esuohlim]

I also no longer have a fear of or feeling of disgust towards anal sex in which I am on the receiving end.

lol, oh god lol

[Mr. Vagiclean]

ANARCHY

[FS]

I'm looking forward to seeing you post chatlogs about guys for a change.

[adept_ninja]

Yeah so what kind of anarchy have you done?

[Helm]

oao joins #anarchy

[Emu]

oao>hey gusy wuts up
AnArChYbUg29> n/m lol jus takin donw the govt
BushSUX3284> I'm writing my thesis on how communes could work better than today's beaureaucratic authoritarian government.
oao> thats great guys hey i think i'm bi
AnArChYbUg29> got pix???

[MetalMilitia]

hey OAO, i can host your picture if you want!
It would be just like old times, i could photoshop some semi naked FEmales into the picture this time to really stick it to you.

[The One and Only...]

unless you are planning to run track plyometrics wont help you to much unless your in terrible shape

Plyometrics are useful for speeding up the rate at which you can "fire"... highly valuable for fencing.

I tried to take the pics today, but I just wasn't feeling it. I think I'm going to get a haircut first.

And what I said was that there's a possibility that I'm bi. I think I'd just have to try dating a guy before I would really know.

[ziggytrix]

come back and post when you graduate from bicurious bent to full fledged faggot

[Mr. Vagiclean]

HAIRCUT

[Lotida]

And what I said was that there's a possibility that I'm bi. I think I'd just have to try dating a guy before I would really know.

First you are dying over the love of Marissa and now you decide you might want to smoke pole?? Not only that but you feel the need to share that with everyone on here....who will undoubtedly make fun of you???

Are you serious??? >:

[Sam]

And what I said was that there's a possibility that I'm bi. I think I'd just have to try dating a guy before I would really know.

YOU SHOULD TRY MAKING OUT WITH ONE FIRST.

[MetalMilitia]

And what I said was that there's a possibility that I'm bi. I think I'd just have to try dating a guy before I would really know.

First you are dying over the love of Marissa and now you decide you might want to smoke pole?? Not only that but you feel the need to share that with everyone on here....who will undoubtedly make fun of you???

Are you serious??? >:

He posted this ON A MOCKING FORUM?! sheesh.

:redleader01

[The One and Only...]

The ironic thing is that I started talking to Marissa again on St. Patrick's Day. I commented on how she wasn't wearing any green, and inevitably she assumes I was trying to be more than friendly...

My heart is really with another girl now. I'm just in much better control.

[Lotida]

But why do you think you are in to guys? :/

[NOT Jixby Phillips]

Yeah, gross!!!

[The One and Only...]

Well, after an enlightening AIM discussion with a person I never met before, I realized that I can find attractive features in men, and would even consider dating one of the guys that I know. I also no longer have a fear of or feeling of disgust towards anal sex in which I am on the receiving end.

[Mr. Oysterhead]

Does that subject come up often while talking with internet strangers?

[Lotida]

Well, after an enlightening AIM discussion with a person I never met before, I realized that I can find attractive features in men, and would even consider dating one of the guys that I know. I also no longer have a fear of or feeling of disgust towards anal sex in which I am on the receiving end.

Seriously?

You realize that you could be talking to 50 year old, hairy, discusting, internet pervert who is trying to lure you to meet him and when he does he will rape you and cut your head off, don't you? And if that were to happen....it could hurt a bit.

[The One and Only...]

I doubt that. She's an artist who used to be on one of those online gallery things.

[Mr. Oysterhead]

If you've never met "her" before, how do you know that?

[ziggytrix]

She's a drag queen from South Brooklyn for all you fuckin know, but then so is EVERYONE on the web! That's the beauty of it!

[The One and Only...]

If you've never met "her" before, how do you know that?

If said person were trying to seduce me, why would said person introduce me to bisexuality and then claim to be a woman?

[Helm]

I agree it's very improbable he/she is trying to seduce you, at any rate.

[Mr. Oysterhead]

I never said a thing about "her" seduction of you. It's just not every day that some stranger from the internet says "Hey! I bet you like dudes and don't know it."

[The One and Only...]

I never said a thing about "her" seduction of you. It's just not every day that some stranger from the internet says "Hey! I bet you like dudes and don't know it."

And you even missed the part where we talked about what I masturbate to...

[Emu]

Well, after an enlightening AIM discussion with a person I never met before, I realized that I can find attractive features in men, and would even consider dating one of the guys that I know. I also no longer have a fear of or feeling of disgust towards anal sex in which I am on the receiving end.

Judging from this thread, the one about HIV, and everything else you've ever posted, I can conclude one thing about you:

You believe every god damn thing you hear.

[MetalMilitia]

I never said a thing about "her" seduction of you. It's just not every day that some stranger from the internet says "Hey! I bet you like dudes and don't know it."

And you even missed the part where we talked about what I masturbate to...


eww, i would rather not have read that while eating my breakfast. :(

[Helm]

oao, maybe you shouldn't discuss what you masturbate to with the first complete stranger to ask for such information, that is, supposing she/he asked and you didn't force that knowledge on them. DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I MASTURBATE TO? NO. ANSWER THE QUESTION. I TAKE YOUR SILENCE AS A YES. I MASTURBATE TO RAPIERS

[Lotida]

:lol

[The One and Only...]

Judging from this thread, the one about HIV, and everything else you've ever posted, I can conclude one thing about you:

You believe every god damn thing you hear.

It's not like I was told I was bi. In fact, it was a lot more like the Socratic method.

[Lotida]

You are obviously a very confused boy searching for some sort of acceptance in this harsh cruel world!!

Go buy a Teddy Bear!! :tear

[NOT Jixby Phillips]

You are obviously a very confused boy searching for some sort of acceptance in this harsh cruel world!!

Go buy a Teddy Bear!! :tear

You rule, Lotida! :)

[Matt Harty]

LOL @ THIS THREAD ;)

[Helm]

It's not like I was told I was bi. In fact, it was a lot more like the Socratic method.

You need to shut the fuck up.

[DeadKennedys]

Judging from this thread, the one about HIV, and everything else you've ever posted, I can conclude one thing about you:

You believe every god damn thing you hear.

It's not like I was told I was bi. In fact, it was a lot more like the Socratic method.

You used the socratic method on yourself?

"OAO, could you possibly be bi?"
"Well, OAO, I think I should answer your question with another question..."
"ANSWER THE QUESTION!"
"I suppose I could be bisexual..."

[Anonymous]

edited. --Chojin

[Emu]

:lol

[Dole]

Every time you think OAO can't be more of a pompous, ludicrous cock than he already is, he outdoes himself...amazing.

[The One and Only...]

You used the socratic method on yourself?

"OAO, could you possibly be bi?"
"Well, OAO, I think I should answer your question with another question..."
"ANSWER THE QUESTION!"
"I suppose I could be bisexual..."

No, the other person raised questions which I had to think about. My answers led me to my conclusion.

[Zhukov]

Jesus christ, oao, have some self respect.

And you better not post anything about anarchy in he politics forum, because that would just piss me off.

[Emu]

You used the socratic method on yourself?

"OAO, could you possibly be bi?"
"Well, OAO, I think I should answer your question with another question..."
"ANSWER THE QUESTION!"
"I suppose I could be bisexual..."

No, the other person raised questions which I had to think about. My answers led me to my conclusion.

Care to elaborate on the nature of these questions and your answers? Unless you were outright saying "Cock seems like it'd taste pretty good, I should have it more often" you're probably just kidding yourself.

[AngPur]

If you question your own sexuality over something online, you REALLY need to get out more.

That's not to say an ill word towards and bisexuals or homosexuals, but the only way you can question and know the truth is with people, not pixels.

[ziggytrix]

That's not to say an ill word towards and bisexuals or homosexuals

You can if you want to. You won't be banned just cuz you hate queers.

[Helm]

Yes. Most of us hate queers and Nigers.

[AngPur]

I only hate those who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch. :)

[FS]

Same difference.

Fuck you.

[Helm]

Haha

[ziggytrix]

I only hate those who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch. :)

I'd pay good money to watch you choke to death on your own vomit.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

let's set him up with Red Leader.....

[Rez]

PICS >:

[kellychaos]

http://www.bustedtees.com/images/arrghyafree.274.product_artwork.jpg

[Skulhedface]

So... the whole point of this thread is that now OAO can sue you for a hate crime if you call him a fag.

Well played.

[kellychaos]

He would have to prove that we didn't call him a fag before he acknowledged that he was indeed a fag. I think that we'd all be "grandfathered" in.

[Emu]

I still think he's a fag.

[kellychaos]

I anticipate no legal complications from that last statement.

[MetalMilitia]

its a good job we have you here to watch our backs kelly

[jin]

I love you, OAO. :<

I love reading your swashbuckling adventures through life, love, lust, identity and self-discovery. ;0

I am not even being sarcastic ;<

[kellychaos]

I discovered myself when I was about 10.

[ItalianStereotype]

the difference? nobody cares about you.

[kellychaos]

Oh YOU! ;)

[Matt Harty]

I care Kelly!

[Supafly345]

Dammit, I always come into the best threads late and never have the patence to catch up. Now I can't make the joke about how the process of elimination leaves men as his only option, because someone probably has made it already.
God fucking damnit.

[kellychaos]

Actually, the process of elimination would leave his hand.

[The One and Only...]

Except that I have a girlfriend.

[Emu]

Just keep telling yourself that.

[Skulhedface]

How many PSIs does she take?

[Sergeant_Tibbs]

So OAO, how does cock taste?

[Brandon]

I also no longer have a fear of or feeling of disgust towards anal sex in which I am on the receiving end.
Quite possibly the quote of the year. :eek

AChimp: I think we need a OAO comic for this one.

[Emu]

brandon's back http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/pimp.gif

[kellychaos]

He talks dirty to himself using sign language. It just seems more authentic.

[Dole]

AChimp: I think we need a OAO comic for this one.

[jimmy_tango]

I got your back on the self discovery OAO,I think most everyone in here is a bit homophobic and I'm sure most of them loooooove the cock hahaha, but it wasn't a good idea to bring it to i-mockery...as for the anarchist shit thats just fucking retarded I hate when people have to state they are this or they are that especially when it won't do a damn thing.

[Helm]

jimmy tango, man!

[ziggytrix]

Yes. Most of us hate queers and Nigers.

[kellychaos]

OAO,

Would you be interested in a sale on mantyhose at Swishbucklers? Call them tights. Whatever.

[jin]

God created Adam and EVE, not Adam and STEVE. >:

[Dole]

He's right- I can't stand queers, but I loooooove the cock.

[kellychaos]

I receive my gay porn in the mail in a brown paper wrapper. My mailman has come into the habit of winking at me lately.

[kellychaos]

So I've acknowleged that I might be a masochistic homosexual. So what's a sauteed penis between friends?

[maggiekarp]

Someone should compile all the Achimp OAO comics. I'm too lazy to search them all out and I forgot to bookmark them :(

OAO should take one of those internet gayity tests. Or maybe he did and they all applied the theory that everyone on the internet is bi.

[Lotida]

Someone should compile all the Achimp OAO comics.


:gigh

[The One and Only...]

Guys, I think I'm more of a person who's just heteroflexible.

And my girlfriend is awesome. :)

[Emu]

No, you're 15. Or 16. How old are you? Whatever, it doesn't matter. The fact is, every teenager thinks they're gay or bisexual at some point, even if it's only for a day or for two years. You'll get over it.

[Sergeant_Tibbs]

Whats your girlfriend's dick taste like?

[kellychaos]

hetero- or heter-
pref.
Other; different: heterochromatic.
Containing different kinds of atoms: heterocyclic.

flex·i·ble ( P ) Pronunciation Key (flks-bl)
adj.

Capable of being bent or flexed; pliable.
Capable of being bent repeatedly without injury or damage. :lol
Susceptible to influence or persuasion; tractable.
Responsive to change; adaptable: a flexible schedule.

Capable of being differently bent? So you can, like, lick your own ass n' stuff? :(

[maggiekarp]

"Well, I do find great pleasure in touching my own penis, so maybe I'll like touching other people's penises, too. But I'd still like to keep the woman option open in case I find one. Soooomeday :D"

CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE HETEROFLEXIBLE :o

[Lotida]

The fact is, every teenager thinks they're gay or bisexual at some point, even if it's only for a day or for two years.

What school did you go to?

[maggiekarp]

I go to a school were there are two chicks who make out every day after school.


As teenagers grow up they try to find out more about their own sexuality. Teenagers are prone to temporary bisexuality for multiple reasons, such as fear of being a virgin forever, fear of being called intolerant of other people's sexuality, or being stupid. This doesn't mean there can't be some genuinely bisexual folks out there, or that homosexuality itself is made up, but that teenage kids treat homosexuality like being goth or somesuch.

[The One and Only...]

Because we all know that I'm all about subcultures.

And my girlfriend doesn't have a penis. She has Ds. And everyone knows that D stands for Delicious.

[Emu]

So, what, is she fat?

[The One and Only...]

No.

[maggiekarp]

CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN' :(

[The One and Only...]

HAHAHAHAHA

Hopefully, her family has a digicam. I want to put up some pics of us together!

[maggiekarp]

Will there be pushin' :(

[The One and Only...]

>:

[maggiekarp]

Hey :(

[Lotida]

I go to a school were there are two chicks who make out every day after school.


As teenagers grow up they try to find out more about their own sexuality. Teenagers are prone to temporary bisexuality for multiple reasons, such as fear of being a virgin forever, fear of being called intolerant of other people's sexuality, or being stupid. This doesn't mean there can't be some genuinely bisexual folks out there, or that homosexuality itself is made up, but that teenage kids treat homosexuality like being goth or somesuch.

Dr. Phil... is that you? >:

[AngPur]

Raise your hand if you know the Kinsey scale...

[Mr. Vagiclean]

needs more PUSHIN and less FUSHIN

[executioneer]

how about some SHUSHIN

[MLE]

i'm a 4-5 on the Kinsey scale :rolleyes

[Chojin]

I thought the kinsey scale proposed the 10% figure?

[felix_tibs]

most of you are homphobic phucks who couldnt appreciate a thread about self discovery if you tried. Homeboy is trying to develop into a mature adult, accept it. McCain, you need to go down.................And I know how to do it....
(ominous threat)(will be carried through)(plan in action)(YOU suck)

[AngPur]

That only 10% of the population is completely gay or straight? Yes. It was in response to comments like...

The fact is, every teenager thinks they're gay or bisexual at some point, even if it's only for a day or for two years.

Someday, the word 'bisexual' will go the way of the word 'octoroon'.

[moi]

(ominous threat)(will be carried through)(plan in action)(YOU suck)

[Skulhedface]

fags.

[executioneer]

felix tibs that outfit's very becoming on you

[Dole]

Hopefully, her family has a digicam. I want to put up some pics of us together!

Only post it if its of her doing you up the shitter

[kellychaos]

I'm the one on the left in the picture with the strap-on.

[Matt Harty]

haha kellychaos :)

[Lotida]

I love that Matt is taking a totally new approach to the Matt Harty / Kellychaos relationship. :)

[Matt Harty]

awwww poor lotida :(

[kellychaos]

OAO,

While it is widely assumed that most fencers are gay, in light of some recent sexual deviances that you have made public, we feel the need to respectfully decline your application for our fencing scholarship program.

Dean, Princeton

[Tara]

Unless you also submit your strap on. In which case you might have a chance.

[executioneer]

shitstorm :eek

[Bell E. Laffs]

OAO's Special friend: OAO I like you to introduce you to bisexuality, bisexuality, meet OAO

Bisexuality: Get ready to suck some fabulous dicks.

OAO: Wellll ALLLL RIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHTTTT

[Chojin]

You are aptly-named.

[kellychaos]

Huzzah! Opportunity doth knock at OAO's back door!

[The One and Only...]

Folks, I have a gf. Seriously. And she's hot. Seriously.

[Emu]

Fist you couldn't stop talking about how smart you are. Then it was how big your dick was. Now it's how hot your girlfriend is.

So where's the picture?

[The One and Only...]

Neither of us have digital cams. Hopefully I'll figure something out.

[Helm]

How about you don't fucking have to prove anything to a message board for christ's sake

[Dole]

Folks, I have a gf. Seriously. And she's hot. Seriously.

Presumably 'gf' stands for 'gigantic fissure' where your anus once was, and 'she' (thats rather sweet that you have abstractly feminised it) is 'hot' due to the frankly terrifying amounts of cock-based traffic you have had up there recently.

'Its like waving a breadstick in st pauls cathedral'.

[kellychaos]

Fist you couldn't stop talking about how smart you are. Then it was how big your dick was. Now it's how hot your girlfriend is.

So where's the picture?

He has a huge thesaurus.

[Vibecrewangel]

I'm gonna fuck you so hard in your chubby asshole, you fag.

Now I want you more then ever!