Glowbaby!!

[Daphne]

Congratulations are in order!
I just got off the phone with the proud daddy and the tired (but HAPPY) sounding mommy, and wanted to let everyone know that Jacob Lane was born this morning at 9:37am weighing in at 7lbs 12oz!
Mommy and baby are both doing just fine, and I'll let Glowbelly fill you in on the details when she's feeling a bit more spry (I don't wanna steal her thunder!)

:)

[Matt Harty]

tell her we said congrats :D

[Mockery]

Did she name it "Gorlack the Destroyer" per my request? We talked about it several times and I think I had her convinced that it was the right name for the kid. "Jacob Lane" is just his alias right?

[the_dudefather]

congratulations!

did it explode from an egg as the sig promised?

[Ninjavenom]

Congratulations! I totally just asked yesterday when the creature was due, too :o

[Emu]

glowbelly's a girl?

[ItalianStereotype]

I was just wondering about the baby yesterday. I demand pictures.

[Anonymous]

I just assumed that she wasn't posting cause she was in the hospital

:picklehat

congrats yes

and knowing her we'll not only have pictures but an animated gif of the delivery

[ziggytrix]

cannedgrits to GB on the birth of a beautiful baby JL :)

[Immortal Goat]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00008X35E.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
I would imagine it would look something like this.

[FS]

Congratulations! I totally just asked yesterday when the creature was due, too :o

That's what reminded me, I went looking for her sig and it said something like 8 more days. :O

hOORAY

[Dole]

Wow, amazing news!! Can't wait to see pics of the little tyke.

[mburbank]

That's wonderful, Glow! Let the warping begin!

[Dixie]

Lots of happy to Glowbelly and her little Glowbaby. THAR SHE BLOWS!

[liquidstatik]

congrats! :D

[Geggy]

Congrats with the new science project

[EisigerBiskuit]

Congratulations! You have planted a seed to a new life, and thus born a flower of dreams.

[Archduke Tips]

Congratulations! You have planted a seed to a new life, and thus born a flower of dreams.

Let's not immediatly discount the possibility of an ultra-violent dictator baby.

[ScruU2wice]

No, I think we should.

Back to the congratulations



congratulations!

[Rez]

yes, congratulations. i'm sure they wont raise a freak or a wierdo, but an adaptive, intelligent, curious and thoughtful individual wich will be a rarity among men.

:)

[Spectre X]

Congratulations, you lucky woman.

[FS]

Protoclown's won the baby pool. I KNEW I should've fought for that "no precognitive mutants" rule.

[AChimp]

HAPPY BABY DAY :)

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Congrats Glow!!!!!

[Mad Melvin]

Happy life day! :)

[timrpgland]

just have to say congrats too cause having a kid is a big deal!

CONGRATS!

[EisigerBiskuit]

I suppose it was a birthday and an anniversary as well.
Touching!

[Shyandquietguy]

Congrats Glowbelly!

[pants/rewind]

i remember when i was her only baby :(

;(

but seriously a baby is definatley rockin! :)

[Blackjack]

Congrats, congrats!

I gues someone needs to repopulate the world following the mass genocide of the Kill Everyone Project :/

[McClain]

It's good to hear you have a healthy baby boy! Yay for Karen and baby Jacob and the name of the guy who stuck his penis in your vagina hole! (don't remember his name)

I don't suppose you registered for a baby rocket? I can get you one, you know. They strap on like a backpack and they propel your infant to the clouds. Their descent is cushioned with a parachute and the entire contraption offers extra neck support, 'cause you know, infants' necks are like a wet noodle attached to a bocce ball.

[Slinky Ferret]

Congratulations :)

[glowbelly]

thanks, everyone!

i honestly thought to myself after i saw him for the first time that i was supposed to say that he was going to be called gorlock the destroyer, but i was strapped to a table, couldn't feel my legs and i think the surgeon was tugging on my internal organs to get them back into the right position.

yup.

c-section. after 14 hours of labor and actually getting to the point where i was allowed to push, my labor regressed and we had to make the tough decision to take him c-section. we ended up making the right one as my doctor and my midwife both told me after the surgery that he wasn't coming out the natural way.

he's gorgeous. of course i'm biased, but he is. he looks like brian, but i think he has my eyes. he was 7 pounds, 12 ounces and was 20.5" long.

i'm fine. it's amazing that i had major surgery a week ago and i feel as good as i do. i have to remind myself to take it easy, though.

that's all for now. the babe is asleep so i'm going to try to do the same.

thanks again, everyone :D i'll post pictures of him soon.

[Chojin]

Just 1 more day to go!

[McClain]

$20 says she has the baby tomorrow.

[ArrowX]

I was outside my moms room when she had my little sister and judging from all the yelling I'd say that stuff must hurt like amotherfucker :( So congrats for having a kid and endure such pain. I'm sure It'll be worth it.

[glowbelly]

i hate changing my sig >:

it was painful. there was a moment where i completely zoned out and was mumbling to brian "i don't know what's happening i have no idea what's going on." that's right before they redosed my epidural and i was going through the hardest part of labor AGAIN because of the regression.

no matter though, cause this young lad came screaming into the world:

http://s88071834.onlinehome.us/glowbelly/pictures/jacob4.jpg

his hair was green cause he pooped inside of me the stupid fuck >:

[Jeanette X]

Wha...I don't visit General Blabber for a while and something like this happens?!

WOW! :party

Congratulations Karen and Brian! >:

Welcome to the world Jacob! Don't worry kid, you'll get used to it after a while.

[DeadKennedys]

his hair was green cause he pooped inside of me the stupid fuck >:

oh... oh god, I can't stop laughing :lol

[Alive]

wow inside eh? you learn something new everyday :( But congrats anyway!

[DeadKennedys]

By the way, you haven't lived until you've seen a doctor elbow-deep inside someone's torso.

[FS]

Man, they are ugly when they just come out, aren't they? :x

[the_dudefather]

his hair was green cause he pooped inside of me the stupid fuck >:

oh... oh god, I can't stop laughing :lol

oh my god... they dont show that bit on tv anyway

[McClain]

They don't show anything remotely close to the actual experience on television. Half the time the lady makes a couple grunts and a clean baby is handed to the father.

In reality that shit will blow your mind. The actual birth is wacky and should be rated "M" for mature.

Like watching a bloody melon squeeze through two cuts of swollen, raw sirloin.

Like watching the insides of Chicken Cordon Bleu squirt out, except instead of cheese and diced ham, it's a giant, slime-covered ham that blinks. BLINKS!

[Chojin]

http://www.popnko.com/imock/babyvet.jpg

[McClain]

YESSS!

[ArrowX]

Holy Crap Chojin That Fucking Ruled

[DJ Potatoe]

Kudos! Great 1/2 a minute photoshop work

[kellychaos]

A couple minutes in the world and the kid has a backstage pass bracelet. I've never been backstage! >:

[the_dudefather]

soon glowbelly will have no time for us because of that baby, it will be like on of those sitcoms where the elder child feels neglected when the baby comes

[ArrowX]

then the doll bought at the flea market tells him to kill it? Or is that going too far in this case?

[McClain]

soon glowbelly will have no time for us because of that baby, it will be like on of those sitcoms where the elder child feels neglected when the baby comes

Not true. I have a 16 month old daughter and I manage to squeeze in some time to visit the forums. Then again, I fled the scene once she was born and haven't made contact since. I plan on coming back in her life when she's 17 and wants closure during her adolescent identity crisis. I also plan on being completely dependent on Endust huffing, smell like kimchee and have been remarried three times - twice to Las Vegas transvestite showgirls.

[Guitar Woman]

Congrats glowbelly.


BTW: Make sure you always have a pot of coffee on hand when you take him home, because he'll be keeping you up into the wee hours of the night. Trust me. :sleep