Small little buttholes

[Studio8]

I hooked up with this girl recently who said - "If you ever call me, you should know that this is my favorite." And then she put my weiner on her butthole. Granted, there was fabric and zippers and buttons in between the two, but this was my first run in with somebody liking anal sex.

I decided to touch her butthole later because I was drunk and it was really tiny and I didn't like it.

[felix_tibs]

That is both gross and cool.

See if she is into throatbanging and you got yourself a whorebag!

[Helm]

Ugh

[Dole]

Maybe she just meant from behind, not up the shitter

[Helm]

See if she is into throatbanging and you got yourself a whorebag!

I can't get over how much I want to punch this guy.

[adept_ninja]

my buddy told me a story about a chick who liked anal...uncool she put it in her mouth after it had been in her shitter :(

[felix_tibs]

See if she is into throatbanging and you got yourself a whorebag!

I can't get over how much I want to punch this guy.

IM SCAREDDDDDD

[Rongi]

girls dont have a prostate, i cant imagine why any girl would like anal sex.

[MetalMilitia]

All this talk of butholes and prostates is making me feel uneasy.

[Anonymous]

Dunno, my ex liked it better.

MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY WAY SHE COULD FEEL ANYTHING AM I RIGHT GUYS :tear

[Schimid]

It's not that bad. :/

[derrida]

girls dont have a prostate, i cant imagine why any girl would like anal sex.

the whole region down there shares the same bundle of nerves, so sometimes you've got to bump around a bit until you find a really good one. sometimes the best ones are most accessible through the rectum. hope that clears things up!

[Helm]

particularily, only the shared 'wall' of the vaginal and rectal cavity share the same nerves. However, the whole area is laced with sensitive nerve endings. But so is the sole of one's foot. Not all of them are herotogenous, all I'm saying.

[Dixie]

It's all personal preference. Some people like S&M, some don't. Some like bondage, some don't. Get over it, in all honesty it's not that gross if she keeps her ass clean.

[derrida]

particularily, only the shared 'wall' of the vaginal and rectal cavity share the same nerves. However, the whole area is laced with sensitive nerve endings. But so is the sole of one's foot. Not all of them are herotogenous, all I'm saying.

if that was strictly true only stimulation of the anterior rectal wall would cause sexual response.

http://anatomy.uams.edu/anatomyhtml/muscles_pelvis&perineum.html

the bulbocavernosus and ischiocavernosus muscles are served by the perineal branch of the pudendal nerve as are the internal and external anal sphincters. this is why people's assholes clench when they're cumming.

[Helm]

I am bested by your ass mastery. Congratulations.

"encircles the anal canal"

[Supafly345]

Shipwreck knows the most about this.

[kellychaos]

Jesus once tapped on my sugar door. I looked through the peep-hole. He was wearing a crisply starched white shirt and a wide black tie. He had sweat stains under his arm pits but, nonetheless, seemed an amiable sort of fellow. I returned to the living room to finish watching the "X-Files" before my ice cream melted.

[Rongi]

it's obscene how not funny you are.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I hooked up with this girl recently who said - "If you ever call me, you should know that this is my favorite." And then she put my weiner on her butthole. Granted, there was fabric and zippers and buttons in between the two, but this was my first run in with somebody liking anal sex.

I decided to touch her butthole later because I was drunk and it was really tiny and I didn't like it.

you would prefer a giant butthole? maybe with paper stuck to it and hair?

[kellychaos]

I just had a visual of Buttzilla attacking Tokyo, knocking over power lines and ... meh ... nevermind. :/

[The One and Only...]

The tighter the butthole, the better the anal. Or so I suspect.

[Matt Harty]

Take a test run with your bf.

[Helm]

The tighter the butthole, the better the anal. Or so I suspect.

hahaha

[ArrowX]

A guy who went to my school last semester was scarred. He claims to have triggered a bowel movement during one of his shitpipe escapades :gross

[Cosmo Electrolux]

The tighter the butthole, the better the anal. Or so I suspect.

you're still a virgin, aren't you? That statement removed any doubt in my mind.

[DeadKennedys]

Sorry, no. The tighter the butthole the more painful and awkward.

[kellychaos]

One word: bendies.

[Studio8]

I wasn't sure if I was ready to put my weiner inside, so I just used my nuts.

[Kcin.rd]

A guy who went to my school last semester was scarred. He claims to have triggered a bowel movement during one of his shitpipe escapades :gross

SOMEONES BEEN READING TUCKER MAX. :(

[kellychaos]

The tighter the butthole, the better the anal. Or so I suspect.

hahaha

OAO is pretty anal. :lol

[Helm]

:lol

PS I'm not laughing with you, I am laughing at you.

[kellychaos]

I've been used to that since junior high gym class.

[jin]

That's hott. ;o

[DemonAngel55@hotmail]

i didn't even read through all of the reply's.

i just can't believe you referred to your dick as a weiner.

[Studio8]

Thats because I'm a man, not some shitty pussy

[DemonAngel55@hotmail]

ohhhhh u got me. oh it hurts.

Fucking retard.

[thebiggameover]

whats wrong with your lips?
:/

[Studio8]

Yeah, I'm a man

[kellychaos]

Real men do not fear euphemisms! >:

[cjcool]

it is rathera shame about small buttholes but personally I aim somewhere else if you know what I mean :)

[rockets redglare]

armpit fucking bastard

[Helm]

back in the future this thread doesn't exist.

[kahljorn]

They make this stuff called anal ease. It's cherry flavored, it comes in a tube. You rub it on/in your ass and it doesnt hurt as much. Wee.

[kellychaos]

So if you rub on another part of your body it hurts a lot?

[HickMan]

There's nothing wrong with anal sex. It's fun and interesting. I used to be uncomfortable about it but now I'm all whatever lol.

[The One and Only...]

Sorry, no. The tighter the butthole the more painful and awkward.

I mean for the one sticking it in.

[Guitar Woman]

People who do it in the butt too much can have their intestines fall out. :(

[Dole]

Come on, who can honestly say they haven't prolapsed their rectum at some point?

[fungusamongus]

i'm getting a rotten dot com flashback

or having maybe