Not a Happy 10th Birthday for pjalne!

[RedLeader01]

He got a bag full of rocks!

[Emu]

What the fuck? You call pjalne's thread a pathetic excuse for humor and then make an identical, if not more asinine thread immediately after. You ARE 14.

[MetalMilitia]

You should have asked for a sense of humor for your birthday redleader :(

[pjalne]

Honestly, my birthday is in AUGUST.

[sspadowsky]

Jixby should put more effort into this character.

[RedLeader01]

Seems nobody can take a joke anymore. DON'T TAKE THINGS SO SERIOUSLY! Gosh!

[pjalne]

Golly darn!

[RedLeader01]

You ARE 14.

Funny how anything can be typed and displayed on the internet and it's all of a sudden a fact that everyone has to believe. HA..HA I'm laughing myself silly, not!

Useless facts:

Emu is 13 years old.

MetalMilitia is jealous of pjalne since she hasn't had a birthday yet.

pjalne was dropped as a baby and walks with a limp.

[ziggytrix]

Wow, MM is very precocious for an 8-month old baby! :O

[rockets redglare]

pjalne was dropped as a baby and walks with a limp.

Usually when someone beats a dead horse with a joke like this, they refer to the baby being dropped on its head - Ã* la a "becoming a retard" joke - and not as in, well, a "having a broken leg" joke.

[Crimson Ghost]

I wish I was dropped on my head when I was a baby. Then there would be a reason for my stupidity. Although.. It could be the drugs. Man, I need some drugs. Maybe I sould take some pills and go on a message board and talk about it. Well, contract complete. Tell Evil Robot, "I didn't know cats hate gasoline and fire worse than water.." I only hope I can finish what I started, next stop Elmira, NY. Don't you think I know that already. Have a burgerrific day.

[FS]

Way to suck!!

[kellychaos]

Zygotes! >: