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[Rongi]

how come the idea of having a girlfriend is always better than actually having one :(

[ziggytrix]

unrealistic expectations

[Anonymous]

Your own foolish optimism?

[Rongi]

ziggy completely answered my question. if anyone else wants to contribute, go ahead.

[HickMan]

I think that having a girlfriend would be living Hell. All I want to do is fuck like a machine :/

[ziggytrix]

Good news: there's a girl out there who is your perfect fuckmachine match.

Bad news: she lives in Banks, Oregon and has really bad herpes. :(

[Rongi]

and she only gets off if you dress up like a Doobie brother

it doesnt matter which Doobie brother either

[Ninjavenom]

If i ask out a hundred girls, maybe 99 of them will say "hey, no way." But maybe that 100th girl likes to fuck on a pile of trash. You don't know.

[Rongi]

i'd go out with you

[Pyorrhea]

how come the idea of having a girlfriend is always better than actually having one :(

Well, in my case, it has been that my current girlfriend is mean to me, and the worst part of it is that I let it happen, but thats passive anger for you. I'm pretty much just waiting it out until she graduates and goes into the military so we can break up and I don't look like an asshole for dumping her.

[executioneer]

If i ask out a hundred girls, maybe 99 of them will say "hey, no way." But maybe that 100th girl likes to fuck on a pile of trash. You don't know.

REFERENCE OMG