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Rongi
Mar 23rd, 2005, 11:53 AM
how come the idea of having a girlfriend is always better than actually having one :(

ziggytrix
Mar 23rd, 2005, 12:06 PM
unrealistic expectations

Anonymous
Mar 23rd, 2005, 05:32 PM
Your own foolish optimism?

Rongi
Mar 23rd, 2005, 05:35 PM
ziggy completely answered my question. if anyone else wants to contribute, go ahead.

HickMan
Mar 23rd, 2005, 05:35 PM
I think that having a girlfriend would be living Hell. All I want to do is fuck like a machine :/

ziggytrix
Mar 23rd, 2005, 06:50 PM
Good news: there's a girl out there who is your perfect fuckmachine match.

Bad news: she lives in Banks, Oregon and has really bad herpes. :(

Rongi
Mar 23rd, 2005, 06:56 PM
and she only gets off if you dress up like a Doobie brother

it doesnt matter which Doobie brother either

Ninjavenom
Mar 23rd, 2005, 07:43 PM
If i ask out a hundred girls, maybe 99 of them will say "hey, no way." But maybe that 100th girl likes to fuck on a pile of trash. You don't know.

Rongi
Mar 23rd, 2005, 07:49 PM
i'd go out with you

Pyorrhea
Apr 2nd, 2005, 04:33 AM
how come the idea of having a girlfriend is always better than actually having one :(

Well, in my case, it has been that my current girlfriend is mean to me, and the worst part of it is that I let it happen, but thats passive anger for you. I'm pretty much just waiting it out until she graduates and goes into the military so we can break up and I don't look like an asshole for dumping her.

executioneer
Apr 2nd, 2005, 05:18 AM
If i ask out a hundred girls, maybe 99 of them will say "hey, no way." But maybe that 100th girl likes to fuck on a pile of trash. You don't know.

REFERENCE OMG