Twenty Freaking Questions

[Schimid]

http://y.20q.net/

This thing is surprisingly accurate--it'll ask you a bunch of questions and try to guess what you're thinking of. Only thing is, it's put together so if you mess up on one of the answers, it'll still get back to what you were thinking about. It's awesome.

[Ninjavenom]

It was way off. I was thinking of murder and it said "a finger" :O

[Matt Harty]

Get your mind out of the gutter! I am not allowed to talk about stuff like this, but, I am guessing that it has something to do with sex?
Yes , No , Close
19. Can you smell it? Yes.
18. Is it used during meals? Doubtful.
17. I guess that it is a muscle (body part)? Close.
16. Can you find it in a house? Yes.
15. Does it contain a liquid? Usually.
14. Would you find it on a farm? No.
13. Does it go in your mouth? Probably.
12. Do you hold it when you use it? Depends.
11. Is it a mammal? No.
10. Is it warm blooded? Yes.
9. Is it black? Rarely.
8. Is it a synthetic material? No.
7. Is it soft? Usually.
6. Does it have writing on it? No.
5. Can you control it? Yes.
4. Does it help accomplish tasks? Irrelevant.
3. Do you use it in your home? Maybe.
2. Do you use it at work? No.
1. It is classified as Other.


:(

[Chojin]

You were thinking of panties.
Would you find it in an office? You said Doubtful, I say Yes.
Is it used in a sport? You said Yes, I say No.
Is it warm? You said Sometimes, I say No.
Is it used by the police? You said Maybe, I say No.
Does it open? You said Yes, I say No.

Uncommon Knowledge about panties
Does it go inside other things? I say Yes.
Is it pleasurable? I say Yes.
Can it fit in an envelope? I say Yes.
Is it cool? I say Probably.
Does it bring joy to people? I say Yes.
Is it yellow? I say Probably.
Does it like sugar? I say Probably.
Is it black and white? I say Yes.
Is it a member of the cat family? I say Yes.
Can you keep it in a cage? I say Probably.
Does it smell bad? I say Probably.
Is it a specific type? I say Probably.
Is it usually visible? I say No.
Does it live in cities? I say Probably.
Does it have writing on it? I say Yes.
Is it gray? I say Probably.

Took it 26 guesses, though.

[Helm]

You were thinking of a cat.

Can it be placed on your head? You said Yes, I say No.


these people know nothing

[Chojin]

I am guessing that it is an enemy?
Yes , No , Close
19. Does it come in different colors? Doubtful.
18. Is it a predator? Yes.
17. Is it warm blooded? Yes.
16. Is it a mammal? Yes.
15. Is it comforting? Depends.
14. Does it live in groups (gregarious)? Depends.
13. Does it have legs? Usually.
12. Does it eat fish? Depends.
11. Does it bring joy to people? Depends.
10. Can it help you find your way? Depends.
9. Do you use it at night? Maybe.
8. Can you find it in a house? Usually.
7. Can you lift it? Depends.
6. Does it lay eggs? No.
5. Is it bigger than sofa? Doubtful.
4. Can it climb? Depends.
3. Is it small? Depends.
2. Does it have fur? No.
1. It is classified as Animal.

I was thinking 'canadian'.

* Dude helm i got the same thing what the hell am i right

[Crash]

I am guessing that it is a lightning bolt?
Yes , No , Close
16. Is it shiny? Yes.
15. Can you see through it? No.
14. Does it get wet? No.
13. Is it located in the sky? Yes.
12. Does it make noise? Yes.
11. Is it heavy? No.
10. Does it weigh more than 1 ton? No.
9. Can you touch it? Yes.
8. Is it dangerous? Yes.
7. Do you know any songs about it? Yes.
6. Does it grow over time? No.
5. Would you use it daily? No.
4. Can it be stolen? No.
3. Do you hold it when you use it? No.
2. Is it colorful? No.
1. It is classified as Other

I guess mine was a little easy. :/

[liquidstatik]

i was thinking hitler, and it said astronaut. :(

[pjalne]

I was thinking soap-on-a-rope and it started bullshitting about rolling pins and vitamins. Vitamins don't have handles >:(

This thing used to let you submit new words for integration when I tried it out a couple of years ago, I wonder why it doesn't anymore. It wasn't as if it went directly into the database, it had to be approved by the creators.

[Mad Melvin]

You were thinking of a poop.
Is it used for entertainment? You said Sometimes, I say No.
Is it smaller than a loaf of bread? You said Depends, I say Yes.
Is it round? You said Partly, I say No.

Uncommon Knowledge about a poop
Does it go inside other things? I say No.
Can it bend without breaking? I say No.
Would you touch it with a 10-foot pole? I say Yes.
Is it shaped like a hot dog? I say Yes.
Is it annoying? I say Doubtful.
Can it be mixed with another object? I say No.
Can it change size? I say No.
Would you find it on a farm? I say Yes.
Does it come in many varieties? I say Yes.
Can it fit in an envelope? I say No.
Is it slippery? I say Doubtful.
Is it brown? I say Yes.
Are there many different sorts of it? I say Probably.
Is it made of metal? I say No.
Is it made of metal? I say No.
Is it made of metal? I say No.


Hilarious.

[Matt Harty]

Does it weigh more than a duck?


>: What.

[Matt Harty]

You won!

Is it one of these ...
Batman
friendship
an enemy
an author
a dwarf
a gymnast
you
a family
a composer
a wizard
a crush (in love)
a magician
a xenomorph
a pirate
a caveman
a ninja



It was an african american :(

[Dr. Boogie]

Then it's not made of wood.

[pjalne]

You were thinking of a carrot.

Does it bring joy to people? I say No.
Is it shaped like a hot dog? I say Doubtful.

???

[Esuohlim]

It took 30 :(

Uncommon Knowledge about a spleen
Is it shaped like a hot dog? I say Probably.
Can you drink from it? I say Yes.
Do you use it in your home? I say No.
Does it like to play? I say Probably.
Can it be used in remote areas? I say No.
Does it smell good? I say Yes.
Can it be used to write? I say Yes.
Is it a warm-blooded animal? I say Probably.
Is it orange colored? I say Probably.
Does it provide protection? I say Probably.
Do you write on it? I say Yes.
Does it grunt? I say Probably.
Is it something that you build? I say Yes.
Can it use tools? I say Yes.
Does it live above ground? I say No.
Is it used to make jewelry? I say Yes.

wtf is this bullshit

[pjalne]

Uncommon Knowledge about a smell
Can any age group use it? I say Doubtful.
Does it play music? I say Probably.
Is it green or black? I say Probably.
Is it bigger than sofa? I say Probably.
Is it used to record an event? I say Probably.
Can it be used in remote areas? I say Doubtful.
Can you use it with your friends? I say No.
Is it green? I say Probably.
Is it used by the police? I say Yes.
Does it fit in your wallet? I say Probably.
Can you see it in a zoo? I say Probably.
Can it change size? I say Yes.
Would you wear it on your wedding day? I say Yes.
Is it in located in space? I say Probably.
Does it smell good? I say Probably.
Is it shaped like a hot dog? I say Yes.

Uncommon Knowledge about a concept
Can you control it? I say Doubtful.
Do you use it in your home? I say No.
Is it colorful? I say Probably.
Do you put things in it? I say Probably.
Is it used for transportation? I say Probably.
Does a basketball player use it? I say No.
Is it flexible? I say Yes.
Is it larger than a country? I say Yes.
Is it more valuable than silver? I say Doubtful.
Can it run fast? I say Probably.
Can you make music with it? I say Doubtful.
Does it have big ears? I say Probably.
Does it have pages? I say Yes.
Does it process data? I say Doubtful.
Is it used in Oriental cooking? I say Yes.
Is it originally from Europe? I say Yes.

[ziggytrix]

Wacky answers from uniquely funnay internet jerks throw off the heuristics. >:

[Sicktodeathmx]

i was thinking hitler, and it said astronaut. :(
Hitler was an astronaut.

[Command Prompt]

20Q won!
Play Again
You were thinking of a mountain bike.
Do people own it as a pet? You said No, I say Yes.
Does it usually live on a farm? You said No, I say Yes.
Contradictions Detected
It does not matter if our answers disagree, as over time the game will change its answers to reflect common knowledge. If you feel that the game is in error, the only way to fix it is to play again.

[EisigerBiskuit]

I knew nothing about carrots besides how they are orange, but oh well.

I am guessing that it is a french fry?
Yes , No , Close
16. Can it be stolen? Yes.
15. Does it go inside other things? No.
14. Does it come in a box? No.
13. Do you use it in cooking? Yes.
12. Can it affect you (cause an effect to you)? Yes.
11. Can you make sounds with it ? No.
10. Does it come from a plant? No.
9. Does it roll? No.
8. Is it smooth? No.
7. Is it hard? Yes.
6. Can it be chewed? Yes.
5. Does it come in different colors? No.
4. Can you peel it? No.
3. Does it have roots? No.
2. Does it have anything to do with salad? No.
1. It is classified as Vegetable.

I never knew a french fry was a vegetable! I always thought they were sliced potatos.

[Command Prompt]

Which would make them vegetables then, right idiot?

I win. I was thinking of a HOOKER:

29. I guess that it is a paramedic? No.
28. Does it like to run? Sometimes.
27. Can you control it? Rarely.
26. Can it be stolen? Depends.
25. Would you find it in an office? Rarely.
24. Is it annoying? Sometimes.
23. Does it bite? Sometimes.
22. Can it be used for recreation? Probably.
21. Does it help accomplish tasks? Maybe.
20. I guess that it is a chimpanzee? No.
19. Can you find it in a house? Maybe.
18. Does it contain a lot of water? Maybe.
17. Is it a carnivore? Maybe.
16. Can you lift it? Yes.
15. Is it involved in movies? Yes.
14. Does it have arms? Yes.
13. Do you know any songs about it? No.
12. Does it have legs? Yes.
11. Is it man made? No.
10. Is it small? No.
9. Does it grow over time? Probably.
8. Does it roll? No.
7. Is it pleasurable? Yes.
6. Is it bigger than sofa? No.
5. Is it outside? Yes.
4. Is it mechanical? No.
3. Is it a common household object? No.
2. Is it smaller than a loaf of bread? No.
1. Does it have a hard outer shell? Sometimes.
It is classified as Unknown.

[Chojin]

16. Is it considered valuable? Rarely.
I am guessing that it is a clown?

29. I guess that it is a soulmate? Close.
I am guessing that it is an enemy?

[Guitar Woman]

I am guessing that it is a goblin?
Yes , No , Close
29. I guess that it is a cicada? No.
28. Does it have a long tail? No.
Is it warm blooded? Unknown.
27. I guess that it is a sea turtle? No.
26. Can it fit in an envelope? No.
25. Does it have a hard outer shell? Yes.
24. Does it eat grass? No.
23. Can it jump? Probably.
22. Does it jump? Depends.
21. Is it green? Yes.
20. I guess that it is a locust? No.
19. Does it live in the jungle? No.
18. Is it a rodent? No.
17. Is it known for its ability to dig? Irrelevant.
16. Can it swim? Depends.
15. Does it involve contact with other humans? Rarely.
14. Is it tall? Depends.
Can you hold it? Unknown.
13. Is it black? No.
12. Can it make a sound? Yes.
11. Does it have feathers? No.
10. Is it bigger than sofa? No.
Does it swim? Unknown.
9. Could it be found in a classroom? No.
8. Does it come in different colors? No.
7. Does it like to play? No.
6. Does it live in large populations? Yes.
5. Is it furry? No.
4. Can it be trained to obey commands? Maybe.
3. Does it bring joy to people? Maybe.
Can you lift it? Unknown.
2. Is it something you can purchase? No.
1. It is classified as Animal.
I was thinking "Alien," and I was all like "Wow this is stupid," but then I clicked on "close" and lo and behold, right there in the second spot on the list, I saw "Alien."
This is cool. So cool, it's scary. :(

[executioneer]

it didnt get frankenstein i win

[ItalianStereotype]

You won!
Play Again
You were thinking of a zombie.
Is it very large? You said Yes, I say No.
Is it heavy? You said Depends, I say Yes.
Is it living? You said No, I say Yes.
Does it break if dropped? You said Maybe, I say No.
Is it tall? You said Depends, I say Yes.
Are there many different sorts of it? You said No, I say Probably.
Is it a warm-blooded animal? You said Yes, I say No.
Can it use tools? You said No, I say Probably.
Contradictions Detected
It does not matter if our answers disagree, as over time the game will change its answers to reflect common knowledge. If you feel that the game is in error, the only way to fix it is to play again.
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a mummy (Egyptian), a walrus, a skeleton, a pterodactyl, an albatross, a cadaver, Mickey Mouse (cartoon character), a narwhal (with spiral tusk), a sea lion, a cyclops, a banshee, a panda bear.
Uncommon Knowledge about a zombie
Does it come in many varieties? I say Probably.
Does it contain a liquid? I say Yes.
Can it carry people? I say Yes.
Can it climb? I say Yes.
Does it conduct electric current? I say Probably.
Is it lumpy? I say Probably.
Can you keep it in a cage? I say Yes.
Does it involve contact with other humans? I say Yes.
Is it annoying? I say Yes.
Can it fasten other objects? I say Probably.
Will it eat almost anything? I say Probably.
Is it bad for your health? I say Yes.
Can it be mixed with another object? I say Probably.
Can you eat off of it? I say Yes.
Can you speak into it? I say Probably.
Can you mash it? I say Yes.


it asked me if it was a mummy and I said close, then it asked me if it was a walrus, mickey mouse, an albatross, and then FINALLY a zombie.

[N00bKill3R]

I WON! It didn't guess plutonium... although I wasn't sure if that weighed more than a duck.

[Mr. Oysterhead]

It can't guess penis either.