hi there

[Carmen]

I dont really know what to say, (arent first introductions arkward...!) My name is Nicole, im 28 from england and love forums with a difference.
im here to meet a few new personas and have some online entertainment.....just thought id tip my hat and do the formal thing to start...
Sincerely
Carmen

[Mockery]

From England eh? That must mean you know Sam, Gemma, and Martin... our other England-dwelling board members. Tell them we said hi!
:posh

[kahljorn]

A resounding YES.

[Carmen]

Mockery, nope, i found this link via a website via a website...i was surfing from one persons link to another and stumbled across here. Ive never been a fan of the 'norm' so this place seemed to look an ok place to check in.
Sincerely
Carmen

[Helm]

hey carmen, I wanted to warn you, people might lash out for no apparent reason, and say mean stuff to you and shit. It's just what happens around here, but if you endure, in 5 years you and chojin will be best friends ok?

[Carmen]

Helm thanks for the advice. Im sure ill be able to beat people whenever neccessary - but im a lover not a fighter..most of the time!
Sincerely
Carmen

[ziggytrix]

this is some kind of trick don't fall for it!

[Archduke Tips]

If I'm not back again this time tommorow.... carry on, carry on!

(PIRATE FLAG)

[Sicktodeathmx]

A/S/L?
JK Welcome

[Chojin]

Hi!

Sincerely,
Chojin

[ArrowX]

Hello Carmen I'm the resident shithead and unofficiall Fat Mess of the boards, when I manage to pull the Bacon DB Cheese from my crusty Maw I'll way hello.....oh wait.

[kellychaos]

From England eh? That must mean you know Sam, Gemma, and Martin... our other England-dwelling board members. Tell them we said hi!
:posh

They all look alike, you know.

[EisigerBiskuit]

I really love this welcoming thread. Hope you stick around! ;O

-Kyle

[kellychaos]

The premise of this thread has now changed to Napoleon Dynamite quotes.

[MetalMilitia]

No.

[kellychaos]

You cannot avoid the juggernaut.

[Chojin]

I cannot help myself from deleting Kellychaos' posts.

Sincerely,
Chojin

[Archduke Tips]

Carmen, I am going to share with you a wisdom that will help you follow the path of the sacred guy (with a beard). Mermaids can't smoke pot because they have gills.

:(

[Cosmo Electrolux]

My gym clothes smell and I need another beer......:(

Hi Carmen....welcome.

[MetalMilitia]

Carmen, I am going to share with you a wisdom that will help you follow the path of the sacred guy (with a beard). Mermaids can't smoke pot because they have gills.

:(

They could drink it in tea or warm seawater or something :/

[Rongi]

3 vampires walk into a bar. 2 order a glass of warm blood and the other orders a warm glass of water. he asks the the last vampire why he didnt ask for blood. the vampire says "oh i'm having tea" and takes out a used tampon and stirs it in the warm glass of water.

[Archduke Tips]

I made these brownies once and I ate two one night and couldn't move off of this dock and was afraid alligators were going to eat me. But then it turned out I was in 30 mph winds (which really aren't that much) and I had to pick up my chair and go inside. Uh.....

So I would recommend that they make special underwater mermaid brownies (maybe mostly kelp or some shit like that.)

[MetalMilitia]

I think mabey they shoudl have some lint in as there is alot of it and it needs to be eaten by somone before it overflows onto streets and causes mass panic.

[Wiffle Bat]

Welcome Carmen, have a fun stay ^^

[FS]

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CARMEN MY LOVE... I DANCE SO SWEET FOR YOU![/center:d5b464b0f6]

[Slinky Ferret]

Hi Carmen, I'm from the UK too, where are you from?

[Helm]

guys I said there would be random attacks and stuff not kellychaos and pleasantries

somewhat pissed off,
Helm

[Carmen]

thanks for the welcome guys, you all seem like a pretty nice bunch of peeps! ( could i be walking into a trap here? LOL)
Im from Birmingham England for my sins and have been on the net 7 years now :eek but i usually use a chat program called paltalk, dont know if you have heard of it.
Anyway thanks for the welcome, its made a girl blush!
Sincerely
Carmen

[Schimid]

you guys are letting her get away!!!

[Cosmo Electrolux]

We've changed. We've seen the error of our ways and have turned over a new leaf.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

guys I said there would be random attacks and stuff not kellychaos and pleasantries

somewhat pissed off,
Helm

pssst...Helm....we're luring her in with pleasantries, then when she becomes complacent, we'll butt rape her......

[MetalMilitia]

you guys are letting her get away!!!

:lol :lol

[Dole]

*BRUMMIE ALERT*BRUMMIE ALERT*BRUMMIE ALERT*

[MetalMilitia]

i hear all persons from birmingham pronounce milk, 'melk'. i shit you not.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

all of you Englishers talks funny....yep....

[Dole]

I have a pathological and unreasonable hatred of anyone in the UK not from Brighton & Hove.

[Matt Harty]

Hey Carmen how are you? :)

Sincerely,
Matthew Harty

[FS]

More like Matthew Hearty

[Dole]

MORE LIKE:
http://hyperphysics.phy-astr.gsu.edu/hbase/imgmec/vec2b.gifhttp://www.greenapple.com/~jorp/amzanim/ewe.jpghttp://info.med.yale.edu/intmed/cardio/echo_atlas/references/graphics/heart_anatomy.gifhttp://www.schoolscience.co.uk/content/4/biology/abpi/drugs/images/ecstacy_dea.jpg

eh? eh? clever eh?

[FS]

http://www.fragile-minds.com/~fs/sigs/nudeflamenco.gif http://www.fragile-minds.com/~fs/sigs/nudeflamenco.gif http://www.fragile-minds.com/~fs/sigs/nudeflamenco.gif

[Rongi]

EL NINO IS SPANISH FOR...THE NINO

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Um, I've already forgotten...who are we being nice to and why?

[NOT Jixby Phillips]

CARMEN I'M GONNA KILL YOU

[Cosmo Electrolux]

He won't really.....he's only 12..he can't cross the street by himself yet, much less travel to a foreign country and commit crimes....

[kellychaos]

The noose is tightening ... wait for it ... wait for it.

[rockets redglare]

http://img20.exs.cx/img20/2894/c221gm.gif

Sorry to be so harsh, but I just wanted you to know exactly what kind of mocking you're in store for.

[Carmen]

i hear all persons from birmingham pronounce milk, 'melk'. i shit you not.

Wow, what part did you go to! ...

[kellychaos]

http://www.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/f/f1/300px-Carmenmiranda.jpg

[Carmen]

http://img20.exs.cx/img20/2894/c221gm.gif

Sorry to be so harsh, but I just wanted you to know exactly what kind of mocking you're in store for.

Thats perfectly fine :) Im always quite happy to provide a courtesy 'lol' for someone who tries so hard to make themselves known to me.
Your efforts have gone unnoticed, I am pleased to report.
Sincerely
Carmen

[Carmen]

http://www.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/f/f1/300px-Carmenmiranda.jpg

I am bright, bold and full of smiles! Most of the time!
Sincerely
Carmen

[ziggytrix]

You can shut up now. ;)

sincerely,
Ziggy

[kellychaos]

No conspiratorial hinting, please. :)

[ziggytrix]

fuck you kellyc ;)

sincerely,
ziggy

[Carmen]

You can shut up now. ;)

sincerely,
Ziggy

You forgot the word, please ;)
Sincerely
Carmen

[kellychaos]

Perhaps you can tell us a bit about yourself, Carmen.

Favorite movie?
Favorite book?
Favorite band?

That sort of thing. I'm beside myself awaiting your response.

[Carmen]

Kelly i was wondering the same things about you! Well, almost...

favourite soap?
favourite mag?
simon cowell or stock aiken and waterman?

Sincerely
Carmen

[ziggytrix]

You can shut up now. ;)

sincerely,
Ziggy

You forgot the word, please ;)
Sincerely
Carmen

fucking please bitch fucking please bitch fucking please bitch fucking please bitch fucking please bitch fucking please bitch fucking please bitch fucking please... [yes, we get the idea. --Chojin]

EDIT:

zincerely,
ziggy

[FS]

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http://www.fragile-minds.com/~fs/sigs/nudeflamenco.gif http://www.fragile-minds.com/~fs/sigs/nudeflamenco.gif http://www.fragile-minds.com/~fs/sigs/nudeflamenco.gif
http://www.fragile-minds.com/~fs/sigs/nudeflamenco.gif http://www.fragile-minds.com/~fs/sigs/nudeflamenco.gif http://www.fragile-minds.com/~fs/sigs/nudeflamenco.gif

[Rongi]

where's his testicals!??!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?11111one////slash

[ArrowX]

eunich :lol

[Carmen]

fucking please bitch (repeat to fade)

Hey, I like you!
Sincerely
Carmen

[Mr. Oysterhead]

They're there. Look carefully.

[ziggytrix]

Hey, I like you!
Sincerely
Carmen

wanna make out? >:

sincerely,
ziggy

[Slinky Ferret]

Hey, I like you!
Sincerely
Carmen

wanna make out? >:

sincerely,
ziggy

>: You have no class.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Ziggy has gotten angry lately.....frankly I'm worried :(

[ziggytrix]

it's a sham :)

[Cosmo Electrolux]

;)

[mburbank]

HI THIS SURE IS A LONG THREAD!

[kellychaos]

An epidemic of boogie fever has stricken this thread. As a precaution, avoid wedding invitations where an open bar is offered at the reception. :themoreyouknow

[Carmen]

>: You have no class.[/quote]

fuck class. Lets get it on.
Sincerely
Carmen

[kahljorn]

This is the most offensive thread I've ever read. I hope some mod, with a heart of gold, can stop this flagrant abuse of the internet in it's tracks. All participants in this thread should be ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES, especially you!

I REPEAT, THIS THREAD IS FULL OF SEXIST COMMENTS AND NAZI PROPEGANDA, PLEASE DISREGARD THIS THREAD AND CONTINUE YOUR MOCKING WAYS ELSEWHERE.

[ziggytrix]

Well I certainly wasn't expecting THAT! :/

[Cosmo Electrolux]

whoa....Dude.....

[Emu]

why does that horrid dancing man have a wang coming out of his thigh

[darkvare]

i think is a pixeled penis, but then again i prefer not wtching it. :/

[Esuohlim]

Carmen I am ex-administrator Esuohlim and even though I relinquished my moderating duties to BAPE I still handle the mandatory screening process so strip down please so I can begin you are a woman right?

[ziggytrix]

i think is a pixeled penis, but then again i prefer not wtching it. :/

doesn't explain why it's coming out of his thigh.


i know why though. it is b/c bad ROM hackers have no respect for actual human anatomy :fact

[Carmen]

Carmen I am ex-administrator Esuohlim and even though I relinquished my moderating duties to BAPE I still handle the mandatory screening process so strip down please so I can begin you are a woman right?

yes thats right! The dancing man with the pixley thing bears NO resemblance to me in anyway..id like to point that out without further ado!
Sincerely
Carmen

[Matt Harty]

are you sexy?

[kellychaos]

a dieu

[Slinky Ferret]

This is the most offensive thread I've ever read. I hope some mod, with a heart of gold, can stop this flagrant abuse of the internet in it's tracks. All participants in this thread should be ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES, especially you!

I REPEAT, THIS THREAD IS FULL OF SEXIST COMMENTS AND NAZI PROPEGANDA, PLEASE DISREGARD THIS THREAD AND CONTINUE YOUR MOCKING WAYS ELSEWHERE.

That must be the most kahl has written for ages! :love

[kahljorn]

I'm outraged that you find my outrage attractive! >:

[Slinky Ferret]

are you sexy?
>: You're meant to be a bit more subtle. For all you know Carmen could be a HE-SHE. Although, maybe you like them that way.

[Carnivore]

Your sincerity is starting to bother me. Starting changing your signature with every post to reflect the tone of the post.

Vexedly yours... but not really,
Carnivore

[kahljorn]

God hates bears, that's w hy he gave them the ability to climb trees until they are a teenager, then suddenly they can't anymore. What a cunt. You know them bears love to climb trees.

Obviously god loves the koala bears, that's why they got the huge brown nose.. little bastids.

[Emu]

koalas aren't bears you fucking mook

[kahljorn]

I don't care, they call them Koala Bears. Now go have sex with a panda, you fucking gook.

[Carmen]

are you sexy?

are you as sexy as your avatar??
Sincerely
Carmen

[ziggytrix]

you do know phpBB has this nifty thing called a signature where if you want the same thing to appear at the end of every message, you don't have to type it each time? it's really easy, you should try it!

oh and speaking of avatars, i found you one to use.
http://www.studentkareniboras.se/forum/img/avatars/79.gif

i think it looks a good deal like you, don't you think?

[Esuohlim]

are you as sexy as your avatar??

lol