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Guitar Woman
Mar 28th, 2005, 08:54 PM
Post all of your ideas for wacky inventions that would help the greater good of human kind here.

THE SOOPER-DE-DOOPER REMOTE FINDER:
It would be a little beeper that you can clamp on to your remote(s), and the button that activated it would be attached to the side of the tv with velcro or something of that nature. When the button on the stationary unit is pressed, the component attached to the remote will let out a shrill beeping, allowing you to find it if it is lost. Sort of like the "page" feature on cordless phones.

I am oblivious as to why this hasn't been invented already. :(
MetalMilitia
Mar 28th, 2005, 09:12 PM
It has, well you can get them for your keys but it only take about 10 seconds and 20cm of selotape to fix that.
rockets redglare
Mar 29th, 2005, 09:49 AM
http://www.replacementremotes.com/locator.htm
liquidstatik
Mar 29th, 2005, 10:25 PM
Post all of your ideas for wacky inventions that would help the greater good of human kind here.

THE SOOPER-DE-DOOPER REMOTE FINDER:
It would be a little beeper that you can clamp on to your remote(s), and the button that activated it would be attached to the side of the tv with velcro or something of that nature.

If you're willing to get up to press a button, you should be willing to look for your remote. Or, you could at least move your hand a little south and press the 'Channel Up' or 'Channel Down' buttons.
Esuohlim
Mar 29th, 2005, 11:27 PM
A PAN WITH A HANDLE THAT FLIPS UP WHEN YOU WANT TO SOAK IT IN THE SINK
executioneer
Mar 29th, 2005, 11:31 PM
a crossbow that shoots bolts with those big capacitors from computer monitors or tvs or microwaves on them
Rongi
Mar 29th, 2005, 11:33 PM
a portable v*gina
Mr. Oysterhead
Mar 30th, 2005, 12:19 AM
They call it a fleshlight. :(
Dole
Mar 30th, 2005, 08:47 AM
aren't all vaginas portable?
RedLeader01
Mar 30th, 2005, 01:26 PM
They just want to steal your ideas and patent them.
Guitar Woman
Mar 30th, 2005, 03:17 PM
aren't all vaginas portable?
Not if you're a dude.
kellychaos
Mar 30th, 2005, 04:56 PM
Unless your a very large dude and can carry the womens like bowling balls.
Esuohlim
Mar 30th, 2005, 11:36 PM
Oh f*ck i gave a serious idea in this thread what the hell is wrong with me? :(
Master of Demise
May 20th, 2005, 03:53 AM
They already got frying pans with removable handles.
kellychaos
May 21st, 2005, 02:05 PM
self-cleaning underwear
Chojin
May 21st, 2005, 02:08 PM
a kellychaos death ray
Sicktodeathmx
May 21st, 2005, 06:55 PM
Oh, Chojin!
AngPur
May 21st, 2005, 10:07 PM
self-cleaning underwear

Why attack the symptoms? Cut the problem off at it's origin. Invent a self-cleaning anus.
Mr. Vagiclean
May 22nd, 2005, 01:50 AM
you can't invent something like THAT :rolleyes


a notebook with feelings :(
kellychaos
May 23rd, 2005, 11:04 AM
self-cleaning underwear

Why attack the symptoms? Cut the problem off at it's origin. Invent a self-cleaning anus.

Roto-pooter
Matt Harty
May 23rd, 2005, 11:27 AM
Like I said in the last invention thread, a decide to stab people over the internet. To stab people like Guitar Woman.
anDROIDdoNUT
May 26th, 2005, 09:38 PM
Super Powers in a box

You can use any super power you want

Example- -XRAY VISION-- replace your eyeball with the x-ray vision glass eyeballs and you will be certain things in no time.
Esuohlim
May 26th, 2005, 11:15 PM
I'm going to invent an Android Donut, that would certainly be wacky!
anDROIDdoNUT
May 27th, 2005, 05:45 PM
I'm going to invent an Android Donut, that would certainly be wacky!

I am sure you will and I'd buy it first
Anonymouse
May 30th, 2005, 11:12 PM
Post all of your ideas for wacky inventions that would help the greater good of human kind here.

THE SOOPER-DE-DOOPER REMOTE FINDER:
It would be a little beeper that you can clamp on to your remote(s), and the button that activated it would be attached to the side of the tv with velcro or something of that nature.

If you're willing to get up to press a button, you should be willing to look for your remote. Or, you could at least move your hand a little south and press the 'Channel Up' or 'Channel Down' buttons.
hey that guy in your avatar i seen him before whats his name. :(
Nazz_6000
Aug 26th, 2005, 02:58 PM
A light saber the size of your finger.
kellychaos
Aug 26th, 2005, 03:36 PM
Who's finger?
Nazz_6000
Aug 26th, 2005, 11:30 PM
The middle finger.
Esuohlim
Aug 27th, 2005, 12:33 AM
How about a light saber the size of my fist directly to your face >:
Marc Summers
Sep 11th, 2005, 11:01 PM
HEY GUYS HOW ABOUT A GLASS TOILET SO YOU CAN SEE ALL THE SHIT STAINS IN IT WHEN YOU'RE DONE

godDAMN I'm going to be rich :picklehat
Esuohlim
Sep 11th, 2005, 11:22 PM
YOU CAN SEE SHIT STAINS ON PORCELAIN TOO, NINCOMPOOP >:
Marc Summers
Sep 11th, 2005, 11:36 PM
NOT FROM THE OUTSIDE WITH THE LID CLOSED >:
Esuohlim
Sep 11th, 2005, 11:41 PM
GREAT IDEA MARC WHY DON'T YOU MAKE EVERYTHING GLASS SO THAT YOU CAN SEE WHAT'S DIRTY AND GET TO CLEANING IT INSTANTLY ABOUT A MILLION TIMES >:
ArrowX
Sep 11th, 2005, 11:42 PM
More like the gass chamber with the door closed!
Esuohlim
Sep 11th, 2005, 11:43 PM
Shut it you
Marc Summers
Sep 11th, 2005, 11:45 PM
DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY CONDITION OR I'LL CHOP YOUR BODY INTO EXACTLY 10 EVEN PIECES (BY VOLUME) >:
ArrowX
Sep 11th, 2005, 11:48 PM
My luger says other wise.
Guitar Woman
Sep 12th, 2005, 02:35 PM
I'm the only Nazi on this board, buddy. >:
The Retro Kat
Sep 15th, 2005, 07:39 PM
What about a frisbee, like in that one episode of Gilligan's Island when they get back to the real world. The professor is like
"I don't know what to call this"
then Gilligan is all like
"What about a frisbee?"
And the professor is like
"Why a frisbee"
then Gilligan calls his bluff and totally says
"Cause that's what it's called."

Wow, fucking A man.
Extreme Jesus Fucker
Sep 20th, 2005, 08:43 PM
A robot that would end all war. I would call it War Bot. It would makr the world a lot better. :maul That would be a no no!
Guitar Woman
Sep 21st, 2005, 11:36 AM
Someone please lock this thread >: