The college student's bible

[Guitar Woman]

My mom just got me a book called "The Real Freshman Handbook," and it is by far the most informing thing I have ever read. I don't know what I would have done had it not been for my mom's awesomeness.
Wonderbra.
Why contribute to the tabletop pornography ring of Victoria's Secret when you can get the same amazing effects from a slightly more perishable padding--- Wonder Bread? Simply add slices to achieve desired volume; remove when they become toasted.
:lol
More later!

[executioneer]

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/bobo/articles/college.html
http://www.novirginsallowed.com/bobo/hh/freshman.html

:x

[Guitar Woman]

Yeah but the great thing about this book is that it also helps those who are non-freshman. Even if you are a Junior you should buy this book. It's awesome! ^_^

[Guitar Woman]

Minor repairs with corn.
Knock-Knock: Dooknob fall out last time your roommate tried to lock her boyfriend out when he took an untimely bathroom brake? Never fear! Just stick an ear of corn in the hole where the doorknob used to be, and Voila! Instant doorknob. Plus, for a prelecture snack, simply hold lighter under cob, ready salt-shaker, and open your kisser.

[kellychaos]

Minor repairs with corn.
Knock-Knock: Vibrator break? ... .

[Emu]

that actually made me laugh :(