OUR LEGENDARY PAST

[mburbank]

I amember this one time? Back in 'the day'? Right? Miss Emma? She's like all 'fuck you, I'm hot, okay?'an RoG is all 'no'. an like Sspad and Carni are beating on hollowed out logs and proto's like 'fuck logs, I upgraded to smoke signals'.

swanyways all these noobs showed up? and like, the whole level of discourse? right in the fuckin' crapper, man. and thenit was great and then it sucked and then this guy? He makes a post about how great it was in the old days and how it sucks now, and Achimp posts 'fuck you, you just got here, you don't even know about how when originally we threw rocks with notes tied to them to each other for a board.' and the guys goes 'oh so you're king of the internet now?' and then it was great and then it sucked and then all these noobs showed up?


anyways, huffing is good.

[Spectre X]

I love you, Max.

I love you like a fat man loves pie. Reading your posts gives me a certain feeling of satisfaction, a verification that there are still smart people in the world.

I guess what I'm really trying to say here is that I am GAY

for YOU

[ziggytrix]

One time while reading one of these "it was better in the old days" threads I got the worst case of deja vu, and was convinced for a brief moment that all of reality was a looped cycle and most of the time our brains ignore this to keep us sane, but then I realized that was CRAZY TALK! http://lucky.to/modules/phpBB2/images/smiles/dex.gif

[Spectre X]

On a scale of one to ten, how crazy was this talk, Ziggy?

Also that might be the greatest emoticon ever concieved.

[soundtest]

is this the same thread as that other thread?

[Spectre X]

It's a parody, I think.

I don't know. I'm dim, you know.

[kahljorn]

'One time while reading one of these "it was better in the old days" threads I got the worst case of deja vu, and was convinced for a brief moment that all of reality was a looped cycle and most of the time our brains ignore this to keep us sane, but then I realized that was CRAZY TALK'


I SEE YOU PHILIP K DICK, WITH MY EYES. :yum

[Spectre X]

Oh my God.

Reality is crumbling around me.

[kahljorn]

And that's why you should read the patented guide on "How to build a universe that doesn't fall apart two days later"

Go on.. try it.. google it bladerunner...

[mburbank]

Philip k 'dick'


tee-hee


'dick'

[Spectre X]

Zowy, first result is a direct hit.

This is really good stuff.

[executioneer]

THIS THREAD HA S MADE ME SO NOSTALGIVC I'M GOING TO START PUTTING -willie AT THE ENDS OF ALL MY POSTS AGAIN :eek

-willie

[Spectre X]

I love you too, Willie. Though not as gayly as I love Max.

I don't know what's with me today. I'm all sentimental and stuff.

Someone remedy this.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I have the urge to tell a dick joke....

[Spectre X]

Don't we all?

I post far too much.

[ziggytrix]

That's the :thomyorke emoticon from my favorite rave board. No shit.

[Mockery]

BUT WE'RE STILL BULLIES!
http://www.adgbc.com/bbs/showthread.php?threadid=7432

[executioneer]

hahahaha awww poor whackmeister :lol

[rockets redglare]

I-Mockery is known for being notoriously harsh to all newbies.

But if you last through their torturous brutality, you will be part of an elite group.

poxpower tells me about the shit they do a lot of the time, it's really fucking harsh.


Oh fuck, I had no idea what I was getting myself into

[Emu]

I-Mockery is known for being notoriously harsh to all newbies.

But if you last through their torturous brutality, you will be part of an elite group.

poxpower tells me about the shit they do a lot of the time, it's really fucking harsh.

i didn't know we were "known" for that :(

edit: rockets man f*ck u >:

[ziggytrix]

wow, so it turns out the guy really was a racist! that's quite the coincidence. :/

[Spectre X]

It's like what happened to Phillip K. Dick and Flow my Tears, the Policeman Said.

Full circle.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

what a pussy....who was that? I don't remember the name.

[Spectre X]

He was the guy who misspelled his own god damned name.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

well, apparently he's a fucking crybaby too.....

[kahljorn]

he wrote the books these movies are based off of: Bladerunner, total recall, minority report.. and i can't remember the others.

[pjalne]

Hahaha, Whackmeister is fantastic.

[Helm]

hahaha mental torture. Does he know we live for this stuff?

[Command Prompt]

Ha ha, you guys got told on.

[Chojin]

I'm glad I managed to make him that upset. I AM THE ULTIMATE HACKAR ;<

[executioneer]

that makes me think of bad mister frosty :'(

[Chojin]

i really wish the search function worked so I could do a special on 'losers of our past'

[executioneer]

cant mister mockery turn it on just for mods or somethging

[Chojin]

yeah i know right

[ziggytrix]

don't you know how much bandwidth that would take! :O

[executioneer]

no!

-willie

[Slinky Ferret]

:/ Couldn't you do a mysql dump of the database and then search from that?

[Chojin]

no, because i don't have access to the database.

[Slinky Ferret]

:/ sounds like you need to get down on your knees boy!

[kahljorn]

y

[Emu]

maybe he could just turn on the search for a little while so chojin can do his thang ;<

[kahljorn]

couldn't you just use google to search this page specifically? I'm pretty sure there's a way to do that...

[kahljorn]

http://www.google.com/search?as_q=chojin&num=10&hl=en&btnG=Google+Search&as_epq=&as_oq=&as_eq=&lr=&as_ft=i&as_filetype=&as_qdr=all&as_occt=any&as_dt=i&as_sitesearch=www.i-mockery.net&safe=images

[Emu]

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[kahljorn]

DAMN RIGHT.

[AChimp]

I liked those notes on rocks days. >:

You could at least whip 'em at people you didn't like.

[Archduke Tips]

AChimp,
I think you are about the only person here who could pull off wearing a rhinestone jacket. :)

[AChimp]

DARN TOOTIN' >:

[BAPE]

guys i guess we have to face the facts things will never be as good as back in the old days but we do not give up am i right newbs are rushing in more than ever we all do our best to stop them and we keep mocking better and better now the word is out look at the board in mockery post those other board members know who we are we are famous on the internet now why because we are the best of the best they are talking about us vets i would start a war with them to show how good we are haha but that is against the rules and guidelines i am joking i would never do that you must keep a positive attitude chojin is cleaning house and Esuohlim is always here in spirit keep the spirit of mocking in your hearts and stay true to the vets you will never go wrong[/quote][/code]


[i say we lure the newbs into the mock wars then once they are there you guessed it ambush i have some new pictures and new jokes too waitll they get a load of me haha they wont know what hit them look at this one [img]http://i.xanga.com/AJV4U2C/owned%202.jp[/img][/quote

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[FS]

I swear I saw Whackmeister make the exact same post on yet another board, but I can't find it now. You really mentally destroyed him, and I wasn't even here to see it.

Who was he here again? Sieko or something?

[executioneer]

i think he had the same name

[executioneer]

he's not even on that ban list as far as i know he's just crying because his life is so hard now that people on a message board dont like him :'(

[pjalne]

Yeah, he was called Whackmeister here as well. I don't remember much other than his final day when Chojin kept changing his avatar to a KKK member and putting racist stuff in his sig and title.

[ziggytrix]

http://i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=17083

[mburbank]

Hee hee. That's kind of funny. I recall giving him a hard time, but I was mostly phoning it in.

GOOD TIMES, MY FRIEND!

I love it when people don't get the joke.


'Dick' HA HA!

I bet his kindergarten days were a misery!

[Emu]

He probably still hears taunting cries of "butt-head" and "boobie boy" ringing in his head when he sleeps at night.

[Chojin]

No, he was the Whackmeister here, too. I think I moved the thread to backups.

[ziggytrix]

someone (http://i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=17083) certainly did. >:

[Chojin]

yeah yeah, i only read page 2 before replying.

[rockets redglare]

Would it be at all possible to invite whackmeister back for a friendly burying of the hatchet?

[Emu]

You got teased because you are a douche. It is no different from how you are treated at school. You racist.

http://i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?...der=asc&start=0 They are talking about you and this post you made.

http://www.s10forum.com/forum/images/smilies/rotf.gif i demand this be made into an emoticon RIGHT NOW

[Emu]

oh f*ck me it didn't work >:

[Ninjavenom]

Ravers don't like the anti-rave site :D

http://www.ishkur.com/suckysites/06-27-2k1.php

http://partyvibe.com/vbulletin/archive/index.php/t-1938.html

TROLL THEIR MESSAGE BOARD!

or dont bover - its very borin.

If anyone here EVER types a 'v' instead of a 'the' here, they should be banned immediately.

It's like a "find mentions of i-mockery on other boards" game :o

http://www.tfans.com/index.php?showtopic=20451

[executioneer]

lol @ Oh, and it wouldn't hurt to re-familiarize themselves with the concept of mocking. Maybe listen to a Jerry Seinfeld comedy routine or two (he's one of the best at it). :lol

-willie

[Emu]

Ravers don't like the anti-rave site :D

I wasn't aware anyone even looked at the anti-rave site anymore :(

These fags don't know what they're missing out on >:

[executioneer]

well to be fair, those articles ARE several years old

[Sam]

how does V = the ?

THAT MAKES BOVER SOUND LIKE ROVER WHICH YOU CAN FIND IN DOVER SO COME ON OVER. >:

[executioneer]

they're english

[executioneer]

but then again whenever i've seen 'the' replaced with v it's always been TWO vs

[Emu]

I'm looking for shit on the Whackmeister because he's apparently a tool everywhere he goes.


Link (http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache:Om5OT8CBxR8J:yourmother.suckscocksi nhell.com/~nwn/phpBB2/viewtopic.php%3Ft%3D1975%26sid%3D1046b5634b868db70 01d514d48b5722c+the+whackmeister&hl=en)

Last night, I flew off the handle and wished cancer on everyone. Whether I was tired or not, whether or not I was being bullied, there was no excuse for that kind of behaviour and I apologize. My Condolences to Vickies Grandmother who died of Cancer two weeks ago (or was it years? Eh, death is death.)

If that Apology doesn't get you to at the very least stop bullying me, I have decided to do two things:

1. Create a special "Punching Bag" character that you can take shots at every other Friday around 5:00 PM my time.
2. Limit my posting to 1 thread and 5 replies a day.

If that doesn't make you stop, I don't know what will.

Edit: Note to Crawlius and the other bullies: I've dealt with people like you my whole life, and I'm not leaving. I'm staying and mocking Every Randomer and Bully worldwide with my presence!


Dresk wrote:
Whackmeister, now I am beginning to find lack of reasoning to allow yourself in Siflige. Tell myself what you feel you contribute to Siflige, and to the community, and be swift about it.


Edit: Well, think of this: If I wasn't here, who'd be a constant reminder to the Cencorship issue? If you people didn't have a reminder, No body would fight for Freedom of Online Speech, and these forums would likely be closed because of it's "indecency."

And if you wanna ban me, go ahead! I've got countless places to go that actually shun randomers and spam-killers instead of welcoming them.

Apparently he thinks he's some kind of crusader fighting for internet rights to make plain to this roleplaying community what a tard he is.

Edit: He's also apparently on the shitlist of some porn site, but I won't dare look because I'm at school. :lol

[Rongi]

i farted in the car today and it smelled so fucking bad i ran out of it and it's probably still on the highway now.

[executioneer]

awesome now we are in a club together

[Rongi]

:sunglasses

[executioneer]

hey rongi do you know what the fuirst rule of fart club is :lol

[Rongi]

lol does that make u tyler durden :eek

OR SHOULD I SAY ED NORTON >:

[executioneer]

ed fartin lol

[Supafly345]

So are you using "-willie" again or not? Because you are really jerking around my heart.

[executioneer]

it takes a while to get into the swing of things if you remember when i decided to STOP i would still sometimes do it out of habit

-willie

[mburbank]

i dont even recognize this thread anymore





its not the same thread as that other thread

[kahljorn]

Stupid god damned bears.

[Emu]

I almost posted a big long entry about how fucking insane The Whackmiester is. But by the end of it I pitied him too much to do it. :(

[Falconer]

I remember Magus_Ravnos and his witty remarks towards all you mockers!

[executioneer]

rapping raver lol

[executioneer]

what about thekapn and litethejay :'(

[Falconer]

rapping raver lol

I think rapping raver was someone else, however you're most likly right.

TheKapn gets honorable mention, as well as Alithium.

[kahljorn]

Falconer:

I thought you were a woman.

P.s. are you a woman, casue you look hot.

[Dole]

My Condolences to Vickies Grandmother who died of Cancer two weeks ago (or was it years? Eh, death is death.)


That is one of the funniest things I have read in WEEEEEEEKS!!


I post this to protect the good people of ADGBC from the same Mental Torture I endured at I-Mockery's Forums. Do *not* go to their forums: they are merciless pricks who's only pleasure is to mentally torture you by taking a shit on your good name...

What did they do to mentally torture me? They hacked my account, wrote in "Biggest Racist Here," made my Avatar a picture of a clansman, and gave me a racist signature... and they started treating me as if I was a racist. I didn't even say anything against any ethnic communities (unless "Hackers" and "Elitists" count as Ethnic Communities) but they tortured me anyways... yes, I did flame them back, but only because they newb-bashed me first.

My friends, never go to I-Mockery's forums... I beg of you!


luscious.

[Falconer]

Falconer:

I thought you were a woman.

P.s. are you a woman, casue you look hot.

If I were a woman, I would be a "Falconess."

[DeadKennedys]

hahahaha awww poor whackmeister :lol

-willie