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executioneer
Mar 31st, 2005, 12:05 AM
:(

James
Mar 31st, 2005, 12:08 AM
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executioneer
Mar 31st, 2005, 12:11 AM
:(

ScruU2wice
Mar 31st, 2005, 12:12 AM
:(

Ninjavenom
Mar 31st, 2005, 12:26 AM
I want proof.

FreakinStrange
Mar 31st, 2005, 01:34 AM
what about mitch hedberg?

executioneer
Mar 31st, 2005, 01:42 AM
he ODed :(

FreakinStrange
Mar 31st, 2005, 01:46 AM
:(

executioneer
Mar 31st, 2005, 03:17 AM
WELL MAYBE HE DID BUT SINCE I STILL CANT FIND ANY CORROBORATION >:

-willie

Sicktodeathmx
Mar 31st, 2005, 05:07 AM
:(

executioneer
Mar 31st, 2005, 06:11 AM
:/ idk

Sacks
Mar 31st, 2005, 06:54 AM
No way, you're fucking kidding. >:

pjalne
Mar 31st, 2005, 07:04 AM
Is that Mr. Seinfeld?

RedLeader01
Mar 31st, 2005, 08:18 AM
Shouldn't this be a mock war? Seems like a collection of unhappy people.

Helm
Mar 31st, 2005, 08:24 AM
redleader, you know you're my friend and everything, but you're kinda of an one-track mind you know?

McClain
Mar 31st, 2005, 09:33 AM
He's dead? First Dudley Moore, and now this!? I don't think I can take it.

Sacks
Mar 31st, 2005, 10:05 AM
Don't give up hope yet McClain. We're talking about a dreamer here.

sspadowsky
Mar 31st, 2005, 10:41 AM
April Fool's Day is tomorrow, and everyone knows it's Craig T. Nelson who is supposed to overdose. Duh.

sspadowsky
Mar 31st, 2005, 10:53 AM
:(

I thought this was a joke. Doug Stanhope confirmed it's true. :(

Damn. :(

rockets redglare
Mar 31st, 2005, 10:59 AM
Has anyone found it mentioned by any news sources?
The only place that I heard it was on Howard Stern

Chojin
Mar 31st, 2005, 11:03 AM
yeah, google isn't turning up shit. I need to know, too, cause DJ Potatoe had tickets to see him tomorrow.

DJ Potatoe
Mar 31st, 2005, 11:27 AM
I don't know about this.....there is NOTHING on the net about it, and if anything is even 10% true, than it pops up SOMEWHERE. And when someone even MILDLY famous dies, it is front page news everywhere....and like I said..if you google it, absolutely nothing comes up. So unless Mitch dying is a well kept government secret, than I really am putting no face on this one.


And yes, I have tickets to see him tonight with my friend George here in Baltimore...so I guess I can let u guys know whats up tonight if he does his show or not.

sspadowsky
Mar 31st, 2005, 01:27 PM
My friend called the Improv, where Mitch is supposed to be playing tonight. They have heard the rumors, but don't know the truth themselves. Official confirmation of whether tonight's show happens is supposed to be at 2:00 PM, presumably EST.

mischief
Mar 31st, 2005, 01:58 PM
:( that's terrible if it's true!

sspadowsky
Mar 31st, 2005, 02:06 PM
A call to Mitch's management verified that he "has passed away", but they couldnt provide any details. :(

fungusamongus
Mar 31st, 2005, 02:11 PM
:tear

Scarlet Speedster
Mar 31st, 2005, 02:11 PM
http://www.comedycentral.com/standup/central/detail.jhtml?p=/comedians/h/mitch_hedberg.xml

Goddammit.

Mockery
Mar 31st, 2005, 02:12 PM
Yep, it's on Comedy Central's homepage.

Unless it's some kind of cruel, pre-April Fool's Day prank. :(


http://www.comedycentral.com/standup/central/detail.jhtml?p=/comedians/h/mitch_hedberg.xml

Mr. Oysterhead
Mar 31st, 2005, 02:18 PM
Hopefully. Last time I checked, Comedy Central isn't a very reliable news source. :(

DJ Potatoe
Mar 31st, 2005, 02:28 PM
Hmmm...well, we'll see. I still think Comedy Central's love of Mitch Hedberg extends beyond "Tragically, Mitch Hedberg passed away this week. Mitch was a beloved member of the Comedy Central family, and we join fans in our sadness. He will be missed. " He was one of their big names on their tours...I doubt if this is real- we get "sorry he's dead" and that's it. I would expect a big eulogy and a huge front page news report, and not just a side story. I still think something fishy has happened here. We'll still wait and see.

Ninjavenom
Mar 31st, 2005, 02:35 PM
Yeah, i still think it's an April Fool's joke, because no one ever knows where the fuck he is between shows anyway. If it's true, i'll cry :( . Celebrities I care about aren't supposed to die, they're too obscure. :(

DJ Potatoe
Mar 31st, 2005, 03:06 PM
Ninjavenom..I couldn't agree with you more. I too believe that Mitch is still alive and will make me laugh tonight at around 9 O'clock pm. I will post here after the show and let everyone know, but in reality, if this isn't a hoax, I will be incrediblly sadened. All the people I think are awesome are onscure as well, like Heather Matarazzo and Bruce Campbell. But anyways, if he's gone, i will cry, and if not, I will kick Howard Stern square in the teeth.

Chojin
Mar 31st, 2005, 03:49 PM
It's confirmed, he's dead.

http://www.symfonee.com/improv/baltimore/reservations/step1.aspx

That microphone is so lonely.

DJ Potatoe will have a better link, I couldn't find the same one he had.

Chojin
Mar 31st, 2005, 03:51 PM
http://www.twincities.com/mld/twincities/entertainment/

pants/rewind
Mar 31st, 2005, 04:13 PM
he just wanted to feed some ducks :(

he was my favorite comedian. just the way he talked and looked around.. this is terrible. :(

Chojin
Mar 31st, 2005, 04:17 PM
Yeah Mitch reminded me a lot of you ;<

Rongi
Mar 31st, 2005, 04:23 PM
damnit why couldnt someone like jeff foxworthy fucking die >: >: >:

this sucks major. it WAS bound to happen though. i know someone who saw him, and they said he was so drunk up on stage he kept repeating jokes and the audience would have to remind him :(

Chojin
Mar 31st, 2005, 04:25 PM
I know right? I would trade the blue collar tv crew a million times over for one mitch ;<

actually in truth i'd like to see everyone on blue collar tv die anyway.

FreakinStrange
Mar 31st, 2005, 05:07 PM
i just cant believe it :(

mischief
Mar 31st, 2005, 05:13 PM
on the plus side, they'll probably make a movie inspired by his life and people will watch it regardless of how accurate it is.

adept_ninja
Mar 31st, 2005, 05:39 PM
sorry I lied to you IS he is dead :(

Johnyy Darko
Mar 31st, 2005, 06:00 PM
:(

James
Mar 31st, 2005, 06:04 PM
damnit why couldnt someone like colin quinn fucking die >: >: >:

Fixed it for you. Jeff Foxworthy is great, you faggot.

Ninjavenom
Mar 31st, 2005, 06:44 PM
This kind of ruins my day :(

Alive
Mar 31st, 2005, 08:00 PM
Wasnt he just on howard stern? man what a shock. his website is allready gone too. R.i.p mitchhedberg.net/

Rongi
Mar 31st, 2005, 08:37 PM
Jeff Foxworthy is a faggot.

i know right

Sergeant_Tibbs
Mar 31st, 2005, 08:53 PM
I changed my sig, its all he wanted. :(

Esuohlim
Mar 31st, 2005, 09:21 PM
I still don't believe it. No credible news site has even mentioned it.

Doug Stanhope confirmed it's true. :(

If anyone needs to die in this day and age it's Doug Stanhope. >:

thebiggameover
Mar 31st, 2005, 09:28 PM
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1499352/20050331/hedberg_mitch.jhtml?headlines=true

that the best i could find.....

executioneer
Mar 31st, 2005, 09:30 PM
http://www.twincities.com/mld/twincities/11279978.htm

DJ Potatoe
Mar 31st, 2005, 09:31 PM
In a moment of truth and sincerity, I feel I have to say this-

Mitch Hedberg was in my opinion, the best comedian ever. When he was sober enough to tell his jokes, they were far better than anything I've heard...including George Carlin-and that's saying something.

Chojin and I were out IRL and I was trying to justify with him why this could have been a joke, but despite my efforts, Chojin merely replied "Dude, get over it." Then after several phone calls, the news had been reported to me that this horrible incident was indeed....true. After telling Chojin that this was not a falsehood after all, he sat down and said "Man...that bummed me out a lot more than I thought it would. I really thought it was a joke."

After that, our hearts hung heavy in a sort of sadness that is indescribable other than saying I could feel my stomach drop. Needless to say the whole situation sucks ass crack. I mean, Mitch told jokes that even James could get....I mean....C;mon!

So basically, to sum this whole ball of wax up, I just wanna say...

Mitch, we <3 you. :-(

-Potatoe

ItalianStereotype
Mar 31st, 2005, 09:33 PM
close the thread :<

Chojin
Mar 31st, 2005, 09:34 PM
it's a thread aobut him dying, and you want me to close it now that he's, uh, dead?

GOOD THINKING WOPIO

ItalianStereotype
Mar 31st, 2005, 09:35 PM
okay, let it keep going. I'm sure arrow, kelly, and the lot still have more to say.

Rongi
Mar 31st, 2005, 09:37 PM
yes because we all need some more of kelly's hillarious non sequitir :|

Esuohlim
Mar 31st, 2005, 09:37 PM
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0373136/

Until this changes to show his death I'm not believing shit :(

Emu
Mar 31st, 2005, 09:40 PM
What, the random disappearing of his website isn't proof enough? :x

Chojin
Mar 31st, 2005, 09:41 PM
That's like saying you don't believe you really are happy and proud until a fortune cookie confirms it.

DJ Potatoe
Mar 31st, 2005, 09:44 PM
*reference*

I once got a fortune cookie that dispenced a message with the following quote-

"You look happy and proud"

...some fortune. :-(

Esuohlim
Mar 31st, 2005, 09:46 PM
I can't help but be skeptical about this though. It's too close to April Fool's Day and they try to pull this shit all the time, like when everyone thought the Napoleon Dynamite guy died in a car crash.

DJ Potatoe
Mar 31st, 2005, 09:52 PM
I agree with you except...the show I was supposed to go to tonight was cancelled. If it wasn't for Mitch's untimely death, I'd be listening to his hilarity right now instead of paroozing the I-Mock boards like a loser fuckle-tard. :-( Point being-I'm sorry Euso..I really am, but he really is gone.

Esuohlim
Mar 31st, 2005, 09:53 PM
:(

Emu
Mar 31st, 2005, 10:03 PM
damnit why couldnt someone like colin quinn fucking die >: >: >:

Fixed it for you. Jeff Foxworthy is great, you faggot.

Jeff Foxworthy sucks, and he sucks ten times as hard now that Comedy Central has become his redneck bitch.

The only decent person in the whole Blue Collar dipshit squad is Ron White, but he needs a new act like a hobo needs crack. And judging by the fact that every time he appears on TV he's even greasier and drunker than he was he's probably going down the same road Mitch did.

Emu
Mar 31st, 2005, 10:13 PM
I'm replying to this thread again because these computers are sh*t and I can't see new replies unless I do. :(

Archduke Tips
Mar 31st, 2005, 10:15 PM
LIES.
I see through your damn lies.
Who would you know to call who could "confirm" it.

I will not fall for this April Fool's joke!

Rongi
Mar 31st, 2005, 10:16 PM
cancelling a show is pretty damn far to go for an april fools joke

ziggytrix
Mar 31st, 2005, 10:19 PM
well, when you consider the publicity it's generated it would be worth it. but at this point it's been reported in credible news sources. :(

El Blanco
Mar 31st, 2005, 11:17 PM
His website still works.

Do people remember the "first time" Joe DiMaggeo died? He was really pissed when he found out. So, I'm not too willing to go with the media sources just yet.

The only reason I think he actually did die, is because the Improv would throw a shit fit if this was faked. there had to have been a shit load of money tied up in that show.

DJ Potatoe
Mar 31st, 2005, 11:52 PM
It was sold out every day.

Alive
Apr 1st, 2005, 12:21 AM
well his site appears to be back up. but still no mention.

BlueOatmeal
Apr 1st, 2005, 06:04 AM
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON??? I hate America :( Its not fucking fair. Why couldn't it have been arrowx, or father spaz. godammit. GODAMMIT.

EisigerBiskuit
Apr 1st, 2005, 06:07 AM
Why is everyone who is ever funny dying after 2004? :(

Dr. V
Apr 1st, 2005, 08:27 AM
Terri Schivo died?

DJ Potatoe
Apr 1st, 2005, 01:29 PM
Hey guys!! NEWS UPDATE***

According to some random guy on a seperate forum elsewhere, Mitch is still alive and well. And the reason this guy "knows it" is because he has "his sources". Apparently this is all a really funny national april fools joke. I mean...I'M still laughing. Am I right guys?

Guys...

guys?

Emu
Apr 1st, 2005, 01:29 PM
april fool's is the gayest day of the year, seriously :(

DJ Potatoe
Apr 1st, 2005, 01:35 PM
Emu..I actually agree whole heartedly. I mean...the jokes are never funny, and they always begin with a phone call saying "I'm sorry about your wife...." When it's all said and done, there's one guy laughing a lot saying "man that was goo..." then he is cut off by a gripping punch square to the toothy target.

Bell E. Laffs
Apr 1st, 2005, 01:45 PM
I never knew mitch, but he was a credit to the business and a darling of a comedian. Enough said.

Immortal Goat
Apr 1st, 2005, 02:49 PM
You may not post about Mitch Hedberg unless you can prove that you have a career in comedy. I WANT EVIDENCE DAMMIT! >:

Back on topic, though, I thought he was hilarious. He will be missed by all good Mockers and one cunt above me.

BlueOatmeal
Apr 1st, 2005, 03:13 PM
MY emotions are going haywire!

Emu
Apr 1st, 2005, 04:48 PM
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1499352/20050331/hedberg_mitch.jhtml?headlines=true

:(

ziggytrix
Apr 1st, 2005, 05:12 PM
Well, if it says TRUE in the URL that's GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! :(

Esuohlim
Apr 1st, 2005, 07:58 PM
I WON'T BELIEVE IT UNTIL TOMORROW :( :(

James
Apr 1st, 2005, 10:28 PM
Comedy Central just aired his special just now. :(

Esuohlim
Apr 2nd, 2005, 12:24 AM
I keep hearing different ways that he died. Come on. >:

executioneer
Apr 2nd, 2005, 03:14 AM
heart attack (caused by drugs possibly)

Dr. V
Apr 2nd, 2005, 06:23 AM
I've given up on the fact that this might be a joke. I am sad now. :(

Esuohlim
Apr 2nd, 2005, 11:09 PM
OK yeah, it was in the newspaper today :(

Chojin
Apr 3rd, 2005, 03:54 AM
ree-ree.