hey guys I have a joke for you...

[Geggy]

APRIL FOOL!!

Hahahahaha that joke never gets old.

[ziggytrix]

fool. >:

[Bell E. Laffs]

In my carrer in the comedy business, that has to be the worst joke I have ever heard.

[rockets redglare]

Please expand upon this illustrious career of yours

[Bell E. Laffs]

Fuck you.

[rockets redglare]

Please provide more information regarding this proposed penetration

[Bell E. Laffs]

I believe we got on the wrong foot.

Go fuck yourself.

[rockets redglare]

Please furnish additional instructions as to how your request can be complied with

[Bell E. Laffs]

What are you a robot, you peice of shit. The only thing mechanical that I would ever allow it to talk to me that way needs two (2) AA batteries and it sits in my hope chest.

[Immortal Goat]

Hey, is your name a pun? I'm not sure, but I think it's a pun. And puns are the lowest form of comedy in the world. If, in fact, you have had a "carrer" in comedy, you would surely know this. Therefor, I call Shenanigans on you.

[DJ Potatoe]

OOOOO!! SHENANIGANS!! He totally called it. That means you're a fag...or gay.

It's a law.

[Bell E. Laffs]

Oh great, the Negro Weathermen League is on my case. Good catch on my typo, Immortal Goat (Ah, the random adjective-animal gag, I would of went with Rambunctious Pelican), because everyone loves anal-retentiveness, the hallmark of comedy. Touché, Epileptic Rhino, touché.

[Emu]

:lol

no, really, :lol

[Immortal Goat]

Ooooo. She changed my name and called me "anal retentive". She MUST be a comedian! I apologize to you, Queen of all comedy, for I did not anticipate your prowess.

And just get a load of her signature! She jokes about cheating men AND her vagina! I have never heard a female comedian say things like that in my entire life. You should go on Premium Blend with THAT sense of humor. You would make a killing.

P.S. I bet she's going to make witty observations now, so DUCK AND COVER!

[DJ Potatoe]

Observational humor fuckin' rules!!

*edit: Observational humor is fuckin' good!!

**edit: Observational humor is fuckin' mediochre!!

**edit: fuck you.

[Bell E. Laffs]

Oh dear, oh dear, I guess my sharp wit doesn't do a bit a damage to you. After all you are Immortal.

I got another name for you, Relentless Cunt. Now, I know cunt is not a animal, but it might as well be an endangered species to yourself.

[rockets redglare]

Chuck L. Head

[Emu]

Fanny Boon

[Bell E. Laffs]

Thank you.

[Mockery]

Can I have your autograph? I mean, you've stated that you have a "carrer" in the comedy business. I don't know what that really means exactly, but I'm sure it at least means I could make a buck off of your signature on eBay.

[Immortal Goat]

I believe "Carrer" is the retarded kid's word for "valet parking attendant". You see, she parked cars outside of comedy clubs and heard people butchering the jokes to each other on the way out and thought "Hey! That's funny! I should say that stuff!" And so a legend was born :(

[rockets redglare]

Sy D. Splitter

[bigtimecow]

via http://www.dictionary.com/

ca·reer (k-rîr)
n.

A chosen pursuit; a profession or occupation.
The general course or progression of one's working life or one's professional achievements: an officer with a distinguished career; a teacher in the midst of a long career.

I HAVE A CAREER IN THE COMEDY BUSINESS. I ACHIEVE COMEDY.





i guess i thought it was a worthwhile post but then slowly realized it wasn't.

SEND ME SOME JOKES MAN.

[bigtimecow]

and after reading rockets redglare's post i just look at his avatar and it makes it 100000000000000000000x as funny.

[Bell E. Laffs]

Can I have your autograph? I mean, you've stated that you have a "carrer" in the comedy business. I don't know what that really means exactly, but I'm sure it at least means I could make a buck off of your signature on eBay.

I'm afraid my arthritis will prevent your dreams from coming true.

And congrats to Immortal Goat for once again proving the comedy of threes. Great job, chucklefuck. I could see why everyone loves you.

And rockets, try this one, Hugh Moore.

[bigtimecow]

my belly's laughing.
:bestthread

[Immortal Goat]

And congrats to Immortal Goat for once again proving the comedy of threes. Great job, chucklefuck. I could see why everyone loves you.
Sorry to interrupt your genious, but could you go pick up my car? And don't scratch the door like you did last time. If you do, you will not only recieve no tip this evening, but I will have to report you to your boss, Mr. Beeghly.

[Geggy]

Hey guys lighten up it was only a joke. God!

[Immortal Goat]

So Bell E. Laffs was your character? Thank Jebus.

[rockets redglare]

Kackin A. Shun

[Bell E. Laffs]

And congrats to Immortal Goat for once again proving the comedy of threes. Great job, chucklefuck. I could see why everyone loves you.
Sorry to interrupt your genious, but could you go pick up my car? And don't scratch the door like you did last time. If you do, you will not only recieve no tip this evening, but I will have to report you to your boss, Mr. Beeghly.

Wow, I never had someone write a fanfiction about me. Do go on, Immortal Wit.

Gutt, Buster

[Immortal Goat]

Oh, that Geggy. You really had me convinced.

[Bell E. Laffs]

You should be the butch weatherman.

[Emu]

i'm convinced that this is the best avatar ever

[rockets redglare]

Jacques U. Larity


P.S. What's an "expresso"?

[Bell E. Laffs]

Something dykes drink in Vermont.

Jay Oakes

[Bell E. Laffs]

Please move to mock wars before Immortal Goat hurts my old woman feelings.

[Mockery]

Mock Wars you say? Why I'd be happy to, Madamme.

[Blood Serpent]

APRIL FOOL!!

Hahahahaha that joke never gets old.

Way to early there to say such a thing there, smart man.

Fucking Idiot!!

[anDROIDdoNUT]

Here is a real joke . . .


A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead,
were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman, the brunette, walked over to the man and
said "Have you ever had a hug?"

The man said "No.", so she gave him a hug and walked on.

Next, the redhead went to him and asked "Have you ever had a kiss?"

The man said "No.", so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

Last, the blonde came to him and said "Have you ever been screwed?

The fellow excitedly said "No, I haven't!".

She said "Well, I think you will be when the tide comes in."

[rockets redglare]

Android, would it be possible for you to copy the entire database over there at jokes.com and post it here? Thanks.

[anDROIDdoNUT]

Well, One= it isn't from jokes.com

I heard it from a friend today at school, it was funny too because if you ever have watched who's line is it anyway, in the game where you have to only say like 3,4,7 word, he decided to break that joke up into parts so it sounded weird I would have a funny game to post here if I felt like it, but I am in the middle of it.[/b]

[anDROIDdoNUT]

Oh I didn't mean to put the bold tag there

[ziggytrix]

i hope people are stilling telling that joke in junior high schools when you get to be my age. :( :circleoflife

[anDROIDdoNUT]

i hope people are stilling telling that joke in junior high schools when you get to be my age. :( :circleoflife

Wait Middle school is junior high right?

I am in seventh grade what joke are you talking about?

[ziggytrix]

the one about the fucked/screwed quadrapalegic. it's fuckin CLASSIC.

[neojester12]

Hugh Jass

*from da simpsons*

[Skulhedface]

Hillary T!