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James
Mar 17th, 2003, 09:56 AM
http://www.gijoekillaz.com/index2.htm

Hardcore gangster rap about COBRA, by people in (poor) cosplay. They're supposed to be Cobra Commander, Destro, and Baroness.

http://www.gijoekillaz.com/newish04.jpg

Captain Robo
Mar 17th, 2003, 10:05 AM
I went to this board called "Freestyle" and layed down my rap groove :(

And then I asked if tupac was dead.

They don't like me anymore :(

Anonymous
Mar 17th, 2003, 10:06 AM
Neither does anyone here.

Zomboid
Mar 17th, 2003, 10:19 AM
Seriously robo, fuck off. You're not funny, you never have been, and you copy anyone who is funny and fuck that up too.

Captain Robo
Mar 17th, 2003, 10:30 AM
I want to fight you :(

I seriously wish I could come through the internet, jump out of your computer screen and commence to beating the shit out of you.

Zomboid
Mar 17th, 2003, 10:40 AM
Yes, the sad face is very funny, especially since it's the first time it's ever been used like that and you're the funniest person to ever do that.

And I'm so surprised you brought up fighting. It's so weird of you to do that. Saying "I could kick your ass" over the net is so very brave and cool. Not pathetic, lame, and stupid at all! Especially since you have no idea how old I am when we all know that you're a little dork with down syndrome. Such a smart, clever boy.

Edit: Did you just edit or did I not bother reading the rest? Anyway, in responce to the second part...You're so cool and tough, robo. Your greasy face makes you look like a really tough guy who WOULDN'T get his ass kicked after "jumping through the internet and a monitor". You know, cause you're so badass.

!!!!
Mar 17th, 2003, 10:41 AM
Whoops robo! I think you typed "beat the shit out of you" when you meant to type "pray for you"! It's okay, we all make mistakes.

Anonymous
Mar 17th, 2003, 11:03 AM
http://www.popndeth.com/imock/Captainfaget2s.jpg

Fear my iron fist. Guys.

James
Mar 17th, 2003, 11:40 AM
Robo, you are a ****** for trying to derail my thread.

Now go back to South Central and eat your KFC.

Captain Robo
Mar 17th, 2003, 11:43 AM
Do you people take checks?

James
Mar 17th, 2003, 11:46 AM
http://www.gijoekillaz.com/newish05.jpg
Do you people take checks?

http://www.gijoekillaz.com/newish03.jpg
It's hard to believe that Robo is gayer than this

Ninjavenom
Mar 17th, 2003, 12:32 PM
That's the coolest gimmick i have ever seen, bar none. :O

James
Mar 17th, 2003, 12:47 PM
No, it's fucking not. I don't think you understand the level of unheteroness this whole thing posesses. A raggedy old bedsheet and a silver-painted mask are shitty cosplay designs. And Baroness doesn't even fucking have her glasses. It's just a couple of gaywayds giving GI Joe (and COBRA) a bad name with their mediocre songs.

I mean, have you listened to them? My brain fucking cried because I hurt it so bad.

Anonymous
Mar 17th, 2003, 12:56 PM
http://www.popndeth.com/imock/Captainfaget2s.jpg

Guys? Have you ever noticed that I look like a fat skeleton? Guys?

Zomboid
Mar 17th, 2003, 03:14 PM
Hey, that gives a bad name to skeletons >:

soundtest
Mar 17th, 2003, 05:57 PM
Baroness :love

KevinTheOmnivore
Mar 17th, 2003, 06:06 PM
Yeah, the Baroness is pretty cute.

The Unseen
Mar 18th, 2003, 03:28 PM
the baroness can suck my black nut

Anonymous
Mar 18th, 2003, 03:34 PM
Shocking!

whoreable
Mar 18th, 2003, 03:41 PM
I find this thread's title to be somewhat misleading. I vote it be changed to "Something Awful's Awful Link of Yesterday"

noob3
Mar 18th, 2003, 03:43 PM
I bet you waited all day and night yesterday to post that :(

whoreable
Mar 18th, 2003, 03:46 PM
Its true. All of my posts are very well planned out, and well, obviously they are worth it.

Cap'n Crunch
Mar 18th, 2003, 03:50 PM
I second the motion.

GnrySgtHartman
Mar 18th, 2003, 05:08 PM
Whats with the issues with blacks Jamesman?

James
Mar 18th, 2003, 05:56 PM
I find this thread's title to be somewhat misleading. I vote it be changed to "Something Awful's Awful Link of Yesterday"

That doesn't make sense, since "Awful Link of the Day" is the title of the section, and not a reference to any specific date. Now, if I said "Today's Something Awful's Awful Link of the Day," then a change would make sense.

Also, I hate black people, Gnry. And you are a black person. I hope someone bludgeons you with a drumstick of fried chicken, and shoves a bottle of grape soda down your throat.

I'm not really racist. That sure is funny!

GnrySgtHartman
Mar 18th, 2003, 05:59 PM
Yeah man, you're not rascist at all. But you think it's funny right?


Oh yeah, how's your girlfriend doing Jamesman? I hope your treating her alright.

soundtest
Mar 18th, 2003, 06:18 PM
being racist is soooo risque! talk about pushing the envelope!!